So, I swear to fucking god, the number 13 really is cursed.

I walk over to Red Crow Park, which is a STUPID name because crows ain't red, and my jaw fuckin drops

A carbon

FUCKING

copy

of Lafayette Park.

My mind imploded upon this sight. Every single detail is exactly the same, it's a literal copy and paste of the worst playground in the series. I actually had to open up Google Maps and indeed confirm that I was quite far away from Lafayette Park and didn't just somehow get lost and end up back there.

jesus christ

THE VERDICT: 1/10

2 meme wheels gg

holy fucking shit

i cant believe this

Did the ramp at least have all its letters?

surprisingly

And in one fell swoop my notions of childhood innocence are shattered before my eyes, no longer is the sanctity of playgrounds something to be respected, they are just products mass produced to generate income and mine joy

is there one of those things you can talk into that connects to another one at lafayette park?

is there one of those things you can talk into that connects to another one at lafayette park?

"hey other random kid how come all i hear are angry wasps"