Well, last night was fun. Our first successful murderer, and it turns out to be my second-least favorite player who did it! Well, I guess he's my first least favorite now, because you all lynched NEGATIVE MAN!

Excellent choice, by the way. Gotta just praise you for that one.

Anyway, tonight is a very special night indeed! Tonight, October 31st, is THE HAUNT. Typically a haunted manor's gotta be uh, haunted, and luckily, you've racked up enough of a body count that we should be good and covered on that front! All dead players will be able to submit a SHORT, SIMPLE set of actions that their ghosts may perform. Ghosts cannot kill the living and will not get a witness account, however they will be allowed to partake in investigation.

Ooooh, spooky!

Now that all that's out of the way, let's all get to the murder! I'll post the accounts from last night's Incentive here, just for clarity and visibility.

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Living players:
@Draku
@Yuno
@"Ziggzagg"
@Apollo Justice
@Kokichi Ouma
@El Negro
@Archer_Est
@Dude
@Angie Yonaga
@John Freeman

This Killing Phase ends at 8 PST tomorrow, and the results will be up the next day.

YUNO
You wake up and pray that Monokuma has good reading comprehension, because dear fucking lord he needs it for this shit.

You leave your room and head down the stairs, making for the SUPPLY ROOM, passing ARCHER_EST as you enter. Once inside, you grab some RAGS, a PRESSURE WASHER, and BLEACH, then leave for the LIBRARY, seeing someone in the COURTYARD as you enter.

Once inside, you’re met with a terrible sight: KOKICHI is vandalizing a bookshelf with TAPE! You load up your BLEACH BLASTER and fire a stream at him, but he grabs a thick book on POL POT and blocks your shot. He slides across the FLOOR BLEACH, dodging your stream, and slides under a table, which he flips up as a shield. He throws his POL POT BOOK at your head, and it strikes you, knocking you out cold.

In your KO’d state, you hear a crunch and a loud scream…

You wake up and find that you’ve landed on top of the PRESSURE WASHER, breaking it. KOKICHI is sitting, reading his POL POT BOOK.

Grumbling in frustration, you leave the LIBRARY and enter the DINING ROOM, seeing a KLANSMAN yelling about a party in the COURTYARD and passing a wheezing man.Noxious fumes are coming from the hall, so you use your shirt to cover your mouth and nose, then ascend the stairs to your room, where you use your MAGIC CLEANING TOOLS to clean up all the cum.

You then fall asleep.


Apollo
Waaaait a minute, you think as you wake up.

You didn’t even get paid for taking on that case! You even found the real murderer, and for what? Nothing, that’s what.

You step out of your room and are almost knocked over by a KLANSMAN, running gleefully to the PATIO. Ignoring him, you carry on to the STUDY, hearing PRAYERS TO ATUA from a bedroom on the way. You enter your destination and make a great LAW OFFICE SIGN, really it’s just amazing in how quality it is.

You turn to take it down to the PARLOR, when you see TURB. You present your ATTORNEY BADGE, and he, in return, presents an ORANGE from a GARBAGE BAG he is carrying. You sigh and take the ORANGE. It won’t pay the bills, but it’s something.

You enter the PARLOR, put up your SIGN, then head through the COURTYARD, passing YUNO, who is headed into the LIBRARY with some BLEACH, RAGS, and a PRESSURE WASHER, and you go into the KITCHEN, where you quickly whip up a couple of traditional japanifornian BURGERS. You eat one, and put the other on your TRAY, covering it up.

Leaving the KITCHEN, you head up through the PAINTING PASSAGE to the ATUA PAINTING, where you gaze out for quite a while. You don’t really see anything of interest though, so you leave.

You exit eventually on the bottom floor, and pass through the PARLOR to get back to your room. ANGIE is there playing BILLIARDS, and there is an unidentifiable yellow mass in the corner.

You eventually make it to bed just fine, curling up on the floor.


draku
You wake up, thinking you can defeat me with the might of your long ass submission. Unfortunately for you, you realize far too late, I have the power of paraphrasing on my side.

You haul yourself out of bed and grab all that art shit out of your HALLOWEEN BAG. You immediately get to work on making a card advertising a HALLOWEEN VIDYA PARTY TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, as well as a card telling losers that the party is indeed over. You throw your KLAN KLOTHES into your bag and head out. As you leave your room, you dump the first card outside your door and head over to the STUDY, hearing PRAYERS TO ATUA coming from a bedroom along the way to your destination, where ARCHER_EST is drinking wine right out of the bottle like a filthy fucking degenerate.

Nice.

You use LIGHTS, CARDBOARD, BATTERIES, and some TAPE RECORDERS to make some GHOST EMOJIS WITH A LONG ASS NAME BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, then record a good deal of GHOST MOANING. ARCHER, bothered by this, leaves to downstairs, as ANGIE enters the STUDY and begins looking around. She picks up a book labeled “THE ESSENTIALS OF PHANTOM THIEVERY” and begins to examine it.

You throw on your KLAN OUTFIT, stuff the things into your BAG, and run out of there, past APOLLO, who is opening his bedroom door, and down to the PATIO, where you hurl yourself off, making sure not to lose your KLAN HOOD along the way. Landing in the BEDDING PILE, you carefully, yet clumsily roll across the COURTYARD, past a wet GATO. making sure to drop your GHOST EMOJI THINGS WITH A FUCK LONG ASS NAME and your CARD all over the place.

You roll into the LADDERS, but unfortunately, they are not standing up straight but instead are in a pile on the ground. You smack into them with a CLANG, and that’s that. You figure it’s convincing enough, really. You begin to GHOST MOAN and slip out of the BEDDING unnoticed, as ANGIE enters the COURTYARD and begins to pray despite the GHOST NOISES around her.

You slink into the KITCHEN and wait for a bit, as you are COMPLETELY ALONE. Eventually, TURB enters with a BAG OF ORANGES and a BOTTLE OF WHISKEY. He looks around for something, but you pull out a knife and attempt to stab him.

Quicker than you were expecting, he slips away into the DINING ROOM, and then the HALL.

Drat.

Running back into the COURTYARD, you cloak again and shuffle underneath your BEDDING FUCKUP PILE, only to notice that it looks a bit smaller than you remember?

You act dazed and emerge, fixing your KLAN OUTFIT and collecting your belongings as NEGATIVE MAN cries in a heap in the middle of the COURTYARD and YUNO is leaving the LIBRARY and heading to the DINING ROOM.

You yell "HALLOWEEN VIDYA PARTY AT THE PARLOR, WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKING WASTED?!”, and as you say that, a wheezing DUDE bursts out of the DINING ROOM.

You head to the PARLOR, but find that there is no VIDYA, only BILLIARDS, along with a JUSTICE LAW OFFICES sign, and the only people who showed up were ANGIE and GATO, who appears to be twitching slightly, and melting, on top of being dressed like a BANANA.

You play some BILLIARDS for a while with ANGIE, and show off a GHOST EMOJI to GATO, who just quivers a little like gelatin and garbles out some spook meme in response. You attempt to drink some WHISKEY, but it dribbles down the front of your KLAN HOOD and makes you look like a fool.

DUDE enters with MONOKUMA, and grabs some WHISKEY before heading to the FOYER. MONOKUMA joins the party, and actually seems to have an alright time, at least until JOHN FREEMAN rides in on his “MOTORCYCLE”, asking where the body is. With no response from anyone else, he promptly fucks off the EAST HALL. Shortly after, an incredibly drunk ARCHER_EST does the same.

You strip off your KLAN outfit, bag it, and head to bed after this. JOHN FREEMAN is running down the SOUTH STAIRS, crying. Outside your room, you find GORDON FREEMAN, lying badly burned and dead, covered in broken glass, additionally, the door is blown off its hinges and also burned. On top of that, your CARD is missing and there’s a bottle of BLEACH inside your room.

What a shame.


archer_est
You wake up and go to smash your fucking wine bottle right on ANGIE’S DOOR, but then remember that you only have one bottle, and you’ll be fucked if you cuck yourself out of a night of drinking like that.

Entering the STUDY, you chug down a decent amount of wine, when DRAKU enters with a TRICK OR TREAT bag. He uses a bunch of ART SUPPLIES and TAPE RECORDERS to make a series of HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS that play audio. He sets these recorders to well, record, and begins making very annoying GHOST NOISES into them. You expect him to stop, but he just keeps going.

Annoyed, you leave the room and go downstairs, seeing YUNO enter the SUPPLY ROOM. You carry on forwards, and find yourself in the TROPHY ROOM, where you decide to get fucked up even more on WINE.

The wine takes a very heavy toll on your memories and perception, as you’ve had a whole bottle of the stuff at this point, so yuor memories are uyeh kind of fucked up okay

ZIGGZAGG show sup at some point and high fvives the eluk hand then leaves but also dude comes in at some point and takes it?

That, fuckin… motorcycle guy comes in with his rocketn launcher adn he asks you where the body is but you drukunenly shrug and eventually leave, theres a bunch of people in the partlor and one of them is in a klan hood you guess

You go up to bed and pass john freeman as he goes in twofingers room, you just say fucvk it and got to bed.

fuck you

sent ;)
:mwghost:

Angie is not surprised by the lack of her account!


You see, last night, Atua appeared to Angie in the form of a buffalo man, matching the vision of Atua she had when she created the portrait! He explained that the problem with the living is that they will lie and go back on Atua's word, as Turb proved! The only way for someone besides Angie to truly accept Atua is when they are dead, and cannot escape his love!


So Angie tried to murder someone last night! Her plan failed, though. It's okay, because this is Atua's divine will! Angie is sure she'll succeed eventually in getting everyone to embrace Atua, even if she has to be the last person left alive! She'll just have to try to kill someone every single night until they're all dead. Atua will have his worshippers!

As you leave your room, you dump the first card outside your door and head over to the STUDY, hearing PRAYERS TO ATUA coming from a bedroom along the way to your destination, where ARCHER_EST is drinking wine right out of the bottle like a filthy fucking degenerate.

Nice.

Just let me drink in peace you jerks

Are you ready to get weird, you mofos?

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