Look at the time! Santa's up and ready and definitely not suffering from SLEEP DEPRIVATION!

I'll get right into the swing of handing out presents, here's the first one!

First, @Demonlemon's gift for @Poxni!

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Since that apparently isn't motivational enough to get everyone EXCITED, here's @Yrrzy's gift for @Pea!

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@Pedigree's gift for @"Posadist Shroob" is SURE to get someone replying! I'll have to get JEB BUSH in as an elf assistant or something, jeez!

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"Merry Christmas, this may arrive before Secret Santa is revealed. In any case, please make sure you post a selfie for all of us. Hope you like it!"

What a nice fellow, getting an entire PHYSICAL ITEM delivered!

Speaking of @"Posadist Shroob", they got @sealelement something! If no one will reply to the INTERESTING gifts, maybe a VAGUE one will get them!

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And that something is an UNSPECIFIED STEAM GIFT! Apparently given WELL BEFORE THE GIFT THREAD, even! Exciting!

There's nothing wrong with a Steam gift. As a fellow fatass, you should well know the benefits of buying something instead of getting busy and actually crafting! Just look at all the games Valve has sold in the past few years, none of which were made by us!

Well, someone replied. It's just that it's not anyone IMPORTANT.

@Pea's gift for @Syaxamaphone is a TWO PARTER!

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"Santa gave me the assignment to gift syax something. I bet it's so I can make amends for the events of kg1.

For an anime and cute things and also video games lover such as yourself, I'm surprised that you don't have a copy of DISGAEA on steam, so you're getting that! Enjoy the game, dood.

As an added bonus, I added a new emoji to the list!
Everyone, please give a warm welcome to your new friend. "

ty i looking for frog

@Diantha's gift for @Draku comes in TWO PARTS as well! In a different way! Surely HE'LL have something to say about this, being a loser with NO FAMILY to attend to today!

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you're damn right

thanks diantha! chaika is cute, even when converted into a sagiri-based shitpost

This post was last modified: Dec 25, 2017 at 5:57 PM by Forgetful Santa.

Oh thank god, people are cheerful now! @Syaxamaphone's gift for @Demonlemon should keep that ball rolling, surely!

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heres my gift. A big-ass sprite of his OC
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@Draku's gift for @Yrrzy is full of effort and definitely not another prepackaged deal with a crayon scribble thrown in on the gift card!

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hope u enjoy the video game : )

@Nightwheel's gift for @Pedigree is... a box? A monitor?

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"The Sonic item box with a dragon ball on it, when broken open, contains his choice between a $5 Nintendo eShop card or a $5 steam game."

Oh, that explains that!

good fuckin pic of angry yrr

@Poxni's got something for @Diantha they're sure to like!

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"Here's my gift for Diantha, Miyako as Yuuri from Girls' Last Tour! I commissioned the art from https://twitter.com/hero_buddy !"

@StirlADrei 's gift for @Nightwheel is special too!

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It's a physical set of a Turquoise Game Boy Color with Wall Plug Power Plug, Pokemon Pinball, Pokemon Gold, and Bomberman MAX Blue Champion! Wow!

Looks like Drei needs Nightwheel's address to make the delivery though! So if you want all that, be sure to let him know in private!

@Fun With Despair's gift for @StirlADrei was meant to be partially misleading, but joke's on you, CUCK! I'm saying the names before the gifts ever get unwrapped!

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"Part 1: Solely to trick him into thinking Yrr was his secret santa: A Humble Bundle!" (Ask FWD for the link yourself, I wouldn't want someone redeeming it to be an ASSHOLE!)

Part 2: This monstrosity of sin

But what's this? @Yrrzy has kindly prepared an ADDITIONAL GIFT for EVERYONE!

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Now you may be thinking, we're short a gift! Fret not, I am well in the know that it is ON ITS WAY! Unfortunately the sender will have to have their ASS KICKED for being a little late, but it's definitely coming soon!

That's another adorable Chaika to add to the pile! I like all the other ones too, great stuff Yrr!

@StirlADrei Oh crap..... I am not worthy!

Seriously though, thank you man! I shall provide you with my address shortly.

As for you @Yrrzy, thanks for the ref drawing man.

Thank you, @Nightwheel. If you don't mind, I'd like an eShop card please!

Hope you enjoyed @"Posadist Shroob"!

Merry Xmas y'all