You are the only survivor of the nuclear holocaust, now all you have is free time.

I wish for a cupcake

Granted, but

t-man didn't wish for anything, so i'm going to wish that t-man wished for something.

Granted, but it's for something dorky.

I wish I could noclip irl

Granted! However you go through and fall through everything, including the Earth itself.

I wish the NES Classic Edition never had reseller problems.

granted but instead it never came out

i wish i had a hundred dollars

Granted, but it's 100 Zimbabwe Dollars.

I wish EA would stop trying to force microtransactions on Star Wars Battlefront 2.

granted, but instead they just close their servers

i wish i had whataburger right now

Granted but a dog had it first

I wish my videos were funny and released in a timely manner.