Poll: Who did it?
| Billy Aniki |
|
0 |
| Dark Elyk |
|
0 |
| Magilou |
|
0 |
| Tony the Tiger |
|
0 |
| Wendy Oldbag |
|
3 |
| Rinko Shirokane |
|
0 |
| Seto Kaiba |
|
1 |
| Total: 4 vote(s) | ||
[NIGHT 4] CLASS TRIAL [JONTRON]
All right well the killer confessed so this ain't a shock at all.
A slot machine spins, landing on WENDY OLDBAG'S AVATAR thrice over. A melodious ring of victory can be heard!
Hey, you morons got it absolutely CORRECT! WENDY used a STUPID-ASS SHOE PISS KNIFE HANDKERCHIEF setup to STAB JONTRON in the NECK despite being BLIND because she told him to submit an action that would let her HEAR him! Then she covered the wound up with a TABLE LEG to mask the WEAPON. The PISS was all absorbed by the HANDKERCHIEF that she stuck in her mouth afterwards!
You all know the drill. Iiiiiiit's PUNISHMENT TIME!
MONOKUMA throws out BUBSY. Wait, what? He then FLATTENS BUBSY with a HAMMER. Oh shit, that's GORE, not CARTOON PHYSICS. Guess it was OLDBAG IN A COSTUME. She's DEAD, folks!
Her role was the ULTIMATE LEGEND OF THE PHANTOM THIEF
+Able to teleport two times only (for the entire game, limited to one teleport a night), leaving confetti at both your initial location and your end location. This confetti cannot be destroyed, moved, or hidden.
+Immune to gunfire so long as you are carrying your PISS KNIFE, which you start with inside a hole in your MATTRESS.
+Wearing a fittingly SPOOKY MASK and FANCY COAT (Must be found/made yourself) will make everyone see you as GATO.
-Art supplies entrance you to the point of obsession. You must pilfer them at least once every two nights or you will fucking die.
-You must deliver at least one CALLING CARD made out of Art Supplies signalling someone else's supposed future death before the end of Night 3. This must be placed in their room. No, the Calling Card doesn't actually do anything.
-Innate 50% chance to scream at someone who is asleep in their own bedroom and wake them up if you are present.
A slot machine spins, landing on WENDY OLDBAG'S AVATAR thrice over. A melodious ring of victory can be heard!
Hey, you morons got it absolutely CORRECT! WENDY used a STUPID-ASS SHOE PISS KNIFE HANDKERCHIEF setup to STAB JONTRON in the NECK despite being BLIND because she told him to submit an action that would let her HEAR him! Then she covered the wound up with a TABLE LEG to mask the WEAPON. The PISS was all absorbed by the HANDKERCHIEF that she stuck in her mouth afterwards!
You all know the drill. Iiiiiiit's PUNISHMENT TIME!
MONOKUMA throws out BUBSY. Wait, what? He then FLATTENS BUBSY with a HAMMER. Oh shit, that's GORE, not CARTOON PHYSICS. Guess it was OLDBAG IN A COSTUME. She's DEAD, folks!
Her role was the ULTIMATE LEGEND OF THE PHANTOM THIEF
+Able to teleport two times only (for the entire game, limited to one teleport a night), leaving confetti at both your initial location and your end location. This confetti cannot be destroyed, moved, or hidden.
+Immune to gunfire so long as you are carrying your PISS KNIFE, which you start with inside a hole in your MATTRESS.
+Wearing a fittingly SPOOKY MASK and FANCY COAT (Must be found/made yourself) will make everyone see you as GATO.
-Art supplies entrance you to the point of obsession. You must pilfer them at least once every two nights or you will fucking die.
-You must deliver at least one CALLING CARD made out of Art Supplies signalling someone else's supposed future death before the end of Night 3. This must be placed in their room. No, the Calling Card doesn't actually do anything.
-Innate 50% chance to scream at someone who is asleep in their own bedroom and wake them up if you are present.
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does this mean I don't have to be put in a retirement home
JOOOOOOoooooon you FUCKING IDIOT get back to the couch blarhgf AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
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