Well, we're a day early, or not depending on your timezone, but I, the Great Monokuma, laugh in the face of timezones, because I'm putting the phase up now regardless!

Now, this is our first Killing Phase so far, and if you're new to this whole thing... Just read the sticky already, sheesh. I already went on this whole comedy bit with those clowns hanging around the Casino, the least you guys can do is be competetent

Of course, competent or not, that doesn't free you from the grasp of my first MOTIVE.

If no one on the island attempts a murder, every player attending the Waterpark Resort will be executed!

...Yeah, I know it's harsh, and it makes more sense with the Casino's whole theme, but I'd have to be a total moron to punish them with something like this while giving you guys something like a free role perk for attempting. Suck it up! Puhuhuhu!

On a side note, If you attempt, I'll tell you where you can grab a Keycard next night, so at least you have something to look forward to.

THE MAP

WATERPARK PLAYERS
@Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black
@Battler Ushiromiya
@Angie Yonaga
@Mario
@Caulder
@Kokichi Ouma
@Ramona Flowers
@Adam Sander fuck you I can't type russian
@Pea
@The Other Monokuma
@StirlADrei
@You
@Salem
@"Boo Boo the fool"
@Yohane Tsushima

This phase ends at 12PM PST on Sunday, and the phase results should go up Monday at an undetermined time, depending how much you idiots submit.

Hey, that's a familiar motive you've got there!

What would you know about motives? You can't even deliver a video right.

Never hire your family. They'll always disappoint.

This post was last modified: Mar 10, 2018 at 3:01 AM by Pea.

THIS ISLAND OF INSIGNIFICANCE IS READY FOR THE PARTY OF YOUR LIFE, IN WHICH DEATH ENSUES.
YOU ARE COORDIALLY INVITED, NO, FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE DEVIL'S LULLABY. NO MATTER WHAT, THE SOUNDS OF YOUR DEMISE WILL BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE RESORT.


AND SO YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO ENJOY YOUR MEASLY SHORT MOMENT IN THIS REMOTE LOCATION BY SUFFERING TOGETHER. NONE OF US DESERVE LIFE, AND I AM FINE WITH THAT.



I WILL BRING THE MUSIC EQUIPMENT THERE AND I SHALL BLAST YOUR EARS TO NO END. THERE'S NO STOPPING ME.

WHETHER I DIE OR NOT DOES NOT MATTER. IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER, YOU WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS PARTY. I HOPE TO SEE GOOD RESULTS.

RISE HIGH, DIE LOW.

Sounds like a crazy party

Hey paesanos! It's-a-me, Mario! Thank you so much for playing my new game, Super Mario Party Special Water Sports Edition! I can't wait to play all my favorite water sports mini-games with you all and collect lotsa coins and stars! After all, what's more fun than some friendly competition? Wahoo!

Great, it's not even Chapter 1 yet and we've already used all the water-sports jokes up!