I should have known that the SKYVIEW wasn't gonna last with any of you idiots running around. At least you guys didn't pull a CASINO and torch anything though, so thanks for that much.

And you guys really didn't disappoint, because a BODY has been discovered! @Pea has been found in the OUTDOOR POOL, his face shredded into a bloody pulp, among other awful physical trauma.

His role was... ULTIMATE ???

HOPE'S PEAK ACCEPTANCE LETTER: Show

His ACCEPTANCE LETTER is blank where it would normally show his role details. Scrawled on it instead, in messy handwriting, are the words:

The lights will be delivered. Proceed with the plan. Kill them all.

Ooooh, spooky! Anyway, since @Pea isn't a new player and won't be offered the NECRONOMICON, here's a different SOLVE INCENTIVE!

If you solve the case, you may collectively choose a room to restore to its state from before the night began. Alternatively, you can collectively choose to light the DARK ROOM.

case files
-The pipe controlling the water flow in the OUTDOOR POOL has been burst, leaving the pool entirely drained
-Bloody water surrounds the pipe
-A bottle of VODKA is sitting next to the pipe as well
-A SHOVEL and PICKAXE are near the VODKA
-Inside the pool is a TV with a head-sized hole in it
-The victim is lying next to the TV, a couple feet away
-The boxers are missing from the LOCKER ROOM
-The glass covering the POSTER in the INDOOR POOL is cracked
-The BARBECUE is missing, a pile of MEATS in its place
-The CHEMISTRY KIT is missing from the READING ROOM
-The TV is missing from the TV ROOM
-The SPEAKEASY smells incredibly bizarre
-The SKYVIEW has holes in both the floor and the window


other info
-KOKICHI'S DOOR is painted purple
-The BATHROOM has been blown up. You do not know if anything was taken.
-One or more players were AFK tonight

CURRENT MAP

WATERPARK PLAYERS
@Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black
@Battler Ushiromiya
@Angie Yonaga
@Mario
@Caulder
@Kokichi Ouma
@Ramona Flowers
@Adam Sander fuck you I can't type russian
@The Other Monokuma
@StirlADrei
@You
@Salem
@"Boo Boo the fool"
@Yohane Tsushima

The investigation will end at 4 PST tomorrow.

Mamma-mia! How horrible! What-a-we-gonna-do without a bathroom?

Puhuhuhu! Dying without knowing your talent! What a waste of a role!


Hey, wait, if you use all these twists now, they won't be special later!

Puhuhuhu! Dying without knowing your talent! What a waste of a role!


Hey, wait, if you use all these twists now, they won't be special later!

Good to know that even other versions of me are hypocrites!

Atua has told Angie what to do! Investigate the pool with the remains of the unfortunate Pea!

Good to know that even other versions of me are hypocrites!

You know it! I'm sure nobody will even notice we're doing the same thing twice!

Atua has told Angie what to do! Investigate the pool with the remains of the unfortunate Pea!

You investigate the POOL. It is empty, save for the VICTIM, the broken TV, and some BLOODY RAINWATER, collected in the bottom.

[i left my sprites at home by accident, and by extension my roleplay, so i’m gonna make do without it]

I left my room and headed down to the Reading Room. I picked up a bucket of paint, painted my cheeks, and dumped the entire bucket over Kokichi and his door. Ramona Flowers was exiting her room as I did this, and afterwards Kokichi and I headed down to the Dark Room to get to the Reading Room.

When I got downstairs, Pea was there, standing over Salem, who was unconscious. Pea actually tried to attack me, but Kokichi whacked him with a book, causing him to run upstairs. I then begin to rummage around for pencil crayons, as Caulder shows up and makes himself an apron saying “Now you’re cooking with mustard gas” and then leaves for the Buffet. After grabbing the pencil crayons and paper, I go upstairs. Battler is dragging upstairs a barbecue, and following me from outside.

As I sit upstairs doodling, Kokichi enters his room with his chemistry kit. Mario shows up with a shovel, which causes me to panic and enter the gallery, where Angie is. I then zone out staring at the statue, until...

Boo Boo the Fool yells “Skidaddle Skadoodle your dick is now a noodle” at Goku Black, then backflips straight through the glass. Goku Black then leaves for the Speakeasy, and Adam Sandler is covered in dick doodles in the statue’s arms.

I try to sleep on the Skyview, but Boo Boo had smashed straight through the glass. Frustrated, I leave for my room to sleep in my bed, following Goku Black for at least part of the way.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, it's me, Mario, hello!

I start my night off by practicing ground pounds and wall jumps in my room- you never know when they can come in handy!

After that I realize that having a big TV not working doesn't really help anyone- especially since my new game (Super Mario Odyssey) is available on the Nintendo Switch which you can play in handheld mode! I decide to get rid of it.

I head off to the SPEAKEASY to grab a stool which will hopefully help me take the TV down. Mamma-mia! The stools are all bolted down!

I remembered there's POOL SUPPLIES here so I head down the water slide and over there to grab a SHOVEL. Someone's digging a hole here already, but luckily they're using the pickaxe.

I head back to the TV ROOM and start trying to remove it. Unfortunately, I get interrupted by PEA, who was hiding under the couch! Luckily my shovel has some long reach and I do a shovel knight on his ass and he heads outta there into the GALLERY.

Eventually I'm able to pry the TV off the wall and I toss it down a WATERSLIDE. Now nobody will have to worry about that TV!

I decide to take a swim in the larger indoor pool downstairs. Mamma-mia! The advertised boxers weren't around in the CHANGE ROOMS, so I decide to swim in the NUDE. Hopefully nobody sees-oh, someone did. Oops! I won't mention it if you don't!

After some swimming in the pool I hear an ominous SLAM and someone weird is hanging out by the POSTER. I decide I'm going to make some delicious Mario-style BBQ for everyone and change back to my regular clothes and head over there.

On my way there, DREI is knocked out. Poor guy. Everybody seems to hate DREI. I make it to the barbecue and it's missing! Mamma-mia!

Saaay, that Monokuma File is looking real empty!
I demand a close investigation on the state of Pea's injuries! For the fairness of the trial!

Were any of the keycard-locked rooms entered?

Saaay, that Monokuma File is looking real empty!
I demand a close investigation on the state of Pea's injuries! For the fairness of the trial!

You've got it!

Pea himself doesn't seem to have any cuts or open wounds on his body besides the blood from his wounded face. There is however heavy bruising on the top of his head, on what remains of his face, on his stomach, and a big one right on his ass.

Beyond that, nothing looks overly out of place about him, sans the shredded face.

Were any of the keycard-locked rooms entered?

It does not appear that any of the keycard readers were used.

I-I see that my amazing performance has gone off without a hitch! No miscalculations whatsoever! I shall recant it for those who's lives were made objectively worse by missing it:

I woke up in the morning, a spark of brilliance shone brightly over my head: A jester's job is to entertain, and what a spectacle I had prepared for the other residents of this fine waterpark! I sprinted from my bedroom to the reading room, taking the stairs into the dark room. As the name implies, I could see naught but the exit. That being said, my costumed skin felt the tingling sensation of someone's cold stare all the same. I entered the lobby, passing Yohane. The little lass seemed to be in her own world, so I didn't bother her. A bar stool from the speakeasy was necessary for my performance, so I sought to remove it, but imagine the shade of blue that my complexion adopted as I discovered the seats were bolted to the floor! I saunter over to the skyview, my head hung low and my legs limp, as I pass Goku Black. With his red hair and tales of gods and battle, I could surely learn a song or two from him. My plan falling apart at the seams, I had to think on my jingly feet. I shouted "SKIDADDLE SKADOODLE, YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE" so loud that the very heavens trembled. I jumped in the air and did a backflip, and as I braced to impact the glass floor, it surprisingly gave way and I crashed through. I knew not my posterior was such a force to be reckoned with! I landed in the lobby, as someone else was there. I can't quite put this feeling to words, but this individual was... not themself, if that makes any sense. By this point my senses were fading, and all I could see was one dressed in yellow enter the lobby before I succumbed to nothingness.

A damn shame about that Pea fellow. I wished to perform a mighty jig at his electronic function.

I didn't see much last night, but maybe this'll help us clear some names.

As soon as I woke up, I grabbed the barbecue and started dragging it to the dark room. Along the way, I saw some creepy dark haired boy playing scientist, and that cutie Yohane going up the stairs. Some guy was laying on the floor holding propane tanks. Guy must've passed out exhausted, those things are damn heavy.

I left the barbecue in the dark room and went for a glass of cold water. At the lunch buffet, I saw that old man Caulder grabbing all the meat he could carry. Sorry about ruining your barbecue, by the way. The bear was with us for a bit too, but he didn't seem to be doing much of anything.

Back in the reading room, that little weirdo was still messing with the chemistry kit. I gave him a bonk on the head and went back to the dark room. It was, as the name suggests, dark, so I started up the barbecue to give myself some light. A couple people past by me, but I didn't pay any attention to the first. My eyes were only for the lovely Ramona~

Anyways, it was getting pretty late, so I just went back to my room for some R&R. Last thing I remember is that old man dragging a propane tank around.

This post was last modified: Mar 13, 2018 at 10:11 PM by Mario.

Were there any holes on the beach?

How does the outdoor pool pipe system work? Was the intake or outtake pipe damaged? Ist there any indication of what made it burst?

Does it look like Pea's body was in the pool before or after it was drained?

Is Pea wet™?

We were going to have a fantastic barbecue at the mosh pit. It was gonna be full of GOOD EATS. TOO BAD IT DIDN'T GET TO HAPPEN.

Starting my night, I beelined it to check out the bathroom before somebody decided to ultimately trash it. There were, indeed, soaps for days. I guess Mario was busy bustin' in his room from the grunts I heard, though.

After leaving, I end up running into Mario. Apparently, Rainbow Road is where you go when you die. Thanks, Mario. He fucked off to the speakeasy as I decided to do something far more productive with the night and INVESTIGATE.

It seems that the GOOD OL' ORDINARY HALLWAY is indeed just an ordinary hallway. There were no secret switches. Alas.

Well, whatever. Lets get cooking! First though, I need an apron - one that's fitting for such an irate scientist such as myself.

On my way to create one, I see Kokichi is reading up on chemistry, and Yoshiko who decides to flash a peace sign. Salem is KO'd on the ground.

Ignoring this, I create my apron.



I head to the buffet and start just grabbing a ton of meat. So much meat. All of the meat. Battler pops in and snags some water, The Other Monokuma passes through as well. Lord knows why we have two of the bastards now.

WELL WHOOPS TOO BAD THE BARBECUE IS MISSING

At this point, its raining pretty violently out on the beach. Battler passes by me again, and Drei is out there digging a hole in the rain, then strikes a pipe with a pickaxe. You do you.

Two people came out of the slide around this time, as well. Couldn't tell who, though.

Giving up on any of my plans for the night, I just snag a propane tank and head back to bed. On my way there I hear the skyview breaking, because you're all fucking savages.

On my way through the reading room, Salem is finally waking up. Somebody else wearing a fancy coat and masquerade mask heads upstairs into the dark room. I couldn't identify them and I lost track of them in the darkness, so god knows where they ended up.

And oh, look, the TV in the TV room is missing. What a shock.

Lunatics.

Two people came out of the slide around this time, as well. Couldn't tell who, though.

Are you certain it was two living people in the waterslide? We know a body and a TV ended up in the pool somehow.

On a related note, I'd like to ask @Monokuma to clarify something for me. Can you repeat this in red? "Pea's body and the TV are soaking wet."

To the best of my knowledge, yes, it was two people.

This post was last modified: Mar 13, 2018 at 11:02 PM by Angie Yonaga.

Pea has been taken from us, and delivered into the loving arms of Atua! Truly, he is the luckiest here besides Angie, to know His grace so quickly. Angie just hopes we can quickly find his killer, so that they may join Atua too! Angie thanks them for killing where she could not succeed!


Angie woke up with the fire of Atua in her heart tonight! And the inspiration of Atua led Angie to one place immediately - the Gallery, where she could gaze upon His divine form, as she had sculpted according to His will! Monokuma truly has excellent taste in art, nyahahahahahaha! Angie was happy to see that she was not the only one willing to look upon Atua's divine form - Ramona watched her from the speakeasy, while Yohane entered later and also admired Atua's beauty! Angie is so proud.


After that, Angie listened to the voice of Atua, which told her the skyview was an affront to all and needed to be destroyed, sooner rather than later! So Angie went into the speakeasy, looking for cheap vodka - only to find Pea! He was alive, and clearly blind to the voice of Atua, he attempted to attack Angie! Angie was protected by Atua's divine might, though, and she drove him away with ease, watching him retreat shamefully into the gallery. It's really for the best that Pea died first, he truly needed to be one with Atua.


Cheap vodka in hand, Angie departed the speakeasy and prepared to enact Atua's will! She hurled the bottle with His strength on her side, and sent it flying right out the window, where it hit Drei in the back of the head as he dug into a pool pipe with his pickaxe. Angie apologies - she would have killed Drei if she had known it was Atua's whim that He meet Drei soon! Angie just hopes Drei had a productive encounter with Atua while unconscious. Now that Angie had broken the skyview window, it was time that she enjoy herself. Atua had no direct command, so Angie simply took the waterslide B, while Mario went down the stairs at the same time.


Angie... wishes Atua had warned her ahead of time. While the waterslide itself was very fun, Angie was not prepared for the end, where she landed face-first in an empty concrete pool, and even wrecked a TV that was there for some reason! Angie was knocked out, Atua's grace not able to fully protect her, and spent quite a while communing with Atua face to face. It was an unfortunate setback, but at least Angie got to talk to Atua some more!


When she woke up, Angie saw Pea's body there, his face destroyed! Angie quickly decided she did not want to stay here in case there would be a problem, so she left and went to the beach to regroup. She noticed Drei was still unconscious, and she also saw that it was raining and it was nearly sunrise. Angie realized that her plan to use the chemistry set in Atua's name would no longer have any time to work, so she headed back towards the main entrance for the night.


Angie entered the lobby, and she saw Boo Boo the Fool, still foolishly unconscious! Nyahahahaha, even Angie's puns are divine! The Other Monokuma was also in the lobby, and a man with dick doodles on his body and a hammer and sickle drawing on his chest was in the TV Room. But Angie had no time to talk to either the bizarre bear or Boris the Soviet Love Hammer, so she simply returned to bed and slept off her concussion! Atua's divine healing comes through again!