@"Monokuma" how do the restraints on the pachinko chair work?

Upon examining the PACHINKO CHAIR, there are no restraints attached to it at all. If someone was to get strapped to the chair, it would have to be through external means

Does it look like the spraypaint has been messed with?

You cannot tell if anyone has taken SPRAYPAINT, as the art supplies are scattered around.

so @monokuma If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

so @monokuma If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

Nah, totally legal! No laws on the moon!

Ah, Killing Game inmates, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Spoiler: Show

As soon as I stepped out of my room, the goddess Palutena serenaded me with a pouring rain shower. I took myself to CATERING where I made my old, patented family recipe for Steamed Hams! That's what I call hamburgers; it's a regional dialect, an Albany expression! GRANNY BETSY and MAITRE both entered, and while the former was baking cookies for our luncheon, the latter followed me into the BACKSTAGE, where I noticed three mannequins; two of them were naked, and the other had a lovely ballgown. While Maitre grabbed some tape, I entered the WARDROBE next to them, and suddenly the door slammed on me. After I put my Skinner costume on, I placed my Steamed Hams in the arms of the ballgown mannequin. I went back to CATERING and put a roast in the oven at the same time Betsy put cookies in, drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. And then she...



...seductively winked at me? Sorry, she's just not my type. I left the room and headed for POOL SUPPLIES, drinking some refreshing pool water on the way. I also saw DIANTHA and TURB leave their rooms. I grabbed a toy shovel from Pool Supplies, and upon leaving I saw a sight worse than what I see in my domain: Shoey dressed in a hot pink thong, flaunting his ballistics. But nothing unusual, right...?

Anyway, I used my shovel to play on the sandcastle and I then headed back to the BALLROOM, sitting down at a table to wait for a certain someone. Eventually, RAPTOR came running into the Ballroom and straight to backstage. Shortly after, he came into the room from outside dressed as Superintendent Chalmers, his pants lightly dressed with cum. I greeted him, hoping for an unforgettable luncheon! Turb entered the room and went for backstage as I was talking. I entered the kitchen, seeing an expired Betsy and every surface covered with oil, but more importantly...



Oh ye gods! My roast was ruined! But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own coo-Oh wait, I made them, didn't I? As I headed towards backstage,
Chalmers suddenly entered the room! He questioned why there was smoke coming out of the oven, and I told him it wasn't smoke it was steam! Steam from the steamed clams we were having! Mmm, steamed clams! He leaves, and relieved, I enter backstage, where I notice the plague doctor next to Trump in a ballgown. Looking good!
I took the Steamed Hams to the Ballroom, exclaiming that I hope Chalmers is ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers! At that time, Princess Donald came out, screaming at the top of his lungs. I ate with Chalmers some, then suddenly...



A mattress and pillow came crashing down on my table, and some bozo disguised as a bedsheet ghost jumped down, grabbed a pillowcase, and ran to Catering. This is completely fine. Chalmers noticed that my hams were grilled, rather than steamed, and panicking, I exited to the Catering, which is now erupting with flames, and that bedsheet ghost was curiously standing there. I went back to the Ballroom, and although it was wonderful and good time was had by all, I was pooped, and I announced the cookout was over. At that moment, some Metal Gear Rising song started blaring out, and Chalmers noticed the kitchen was on fire. He demanded to know what was happening in there, and this lovely exchange concurred:

"KG Physics?"
"K-KG Physics?! On the first night of the game, on this part of the timeline, localized entirely in the Casino?”
"Yes!"
"...May I see it?"
"...No."


And then thAT INFERNAL, FATHERFUCKING BRAT VIRIDI BOLTED IN AND ASSAULTED MY EYES WITH DEODORANT! LET HER KNOW THAT I CAN COUNT HER REMAINING DAYS WITH MY HANDS AND HER DEMISE WILL BE EXCRUTIATINGLY-



Sorry for that outburst, didn't know what got a hold of me. Now, where was I?

I saw Chalmers beating Viridi, who had an umbrella on here, with every inch of his life. Afterwards, he left. I gut kicked that petty goddess's unconscious body, and I saw Maitre and the PRODUCER leaving the kitchen which was...still on fire? I passed through the infernal kitchen to the CASINO, noticing a knocked Trump and a fat plague doctor near the slot machines. At the craps table, I tried to bribe Monsieur Monokuma with some alcohol, but as he was mechanical and couldn't drink (lightweight), I left disappointed and fell asleep in my room.

@Monokuma search the public areas for a stray mannequin.

@Monokuma

I still don't know you people

>wake up, decide to go look around

>viridi in the guest lounge with a sheet of some kind making some stupid shit idk

>see a door, try to open it, needs a keycard

>oh right I'm a guest fucking duh

>slide keycard, go in to the catwalk

>consider throwing myself off it for a moment

>life is pain

>nvm, enter staff hall and see a fucking sheet spookum holy fuck

>i ain't afraida no ghost. see another door

>oooo open open, slide keycard, lock myself out

>doh

>slide it again to unlock it, get bored, go back across catwalk back to guest lounge

>viridi goin to take a shit or something

>nasty

>go to emergency hall, see OVERTHINKING on the wall

>must be about timelining amirite

>use my card on the elevator, it opens and I go in

>oooo a button for basement, lets go there

>when it finally opens back up theres a little room with a little table

>literally boring as fuck

>go back to 1F and bounce da fuk outta the elevator like a fucking badass

>see THE DONALD wearing a fucking dress going up in the other elevator

>okay whatever I go to the security room for funsies, see yrr on the way playing metal gay solidus 3 pachinko

>in security room, see some monitors, standard security shit, okay. Lots of buttons too.

>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE-

>sorry

>holy fuck yeah I wanna watch this shit, good thing there's a one-way mirror in here that shows me the casino

>THE DONALD and some jackass with a mask and fancy coat, bitch you ain't in persona quit actin

>after some weird fucking anime fighting the spook burglar kicks trump in da fucking face then runs into a poster

>haha what a fucking loser

>okay I'm bored

>leave security room, go back to my room, and go the fuck to sleep

>sup with all the bad anime drawings tho

@Monokuma examine the casino thoroughly

I wish to inspect the movie poster with the cracked glass and see if it is removable @Monokuma

@Monokuma search the public areas for a stray mannequin.

You search the PUBLIC AREAS for MANNEQUINS. Besides the two in the BACKSTAGE are, you find none.

@Monokuma

There are TWO mannequins in the BACKSTAGE area. One is standing in a neutral pose, and the other is holding arms outstretched in front of it, as if it was holding a large platter.

@Monokuma examine the casino thoroughly

You examine the CASINO.

There are SLOT MACHINES, some ROULETTE WHEELS, and a CRAPS TABLE. One of the SLOT MACHINES is outfitted with a PLAGUE DOCTOR OUTFIT, and MONOKUMA is manning the CRAPS TABLE.

There is a CAMERA in the top right corner that is labeled CAMERA #1, and there are three MOVIE POSTERS on the wall. The middle one has the glass covering cracked slightly.

I wish to inspect the movie poster with the cracked glass and see if it is removable @Monokuma

You inspect the CRACKED POSTER and find that it swings open like a door. Behind it is a BLACK AND WHITE door, with a KEYCARD SLOT beside it. It does not appear to open, no matter how much you kick it.

This post was last modified: Mar 14, 2018 at 1:36 AM by Archer_Est.

@Monokuma hey can you describe my keycard or something I guess I didn't even look tbh

and use it on whatever door they're talkin about I guess

I can't describe your keycard unless you present it to the group

you fucker okay I hold up my keycard to the heavens

@monokuma I want to repeatably dive into the pool for a potential portal.

This post was last modified: Mar 14, 2018 at 1:39 AM by London Tipton.

@Monokuma
Examine the footage from Camera #1 in the Camera Room.

@Monokuma hey can you describe my keycard or something I guess I didn't even look tbh

and use it on whatever door they're talkin about I guess

You fucking idiot.

ARCHER_EST goes to use his BLACK AND WHITE KEYCARD on the door, and suddenly seizes up, gasping for air.

He plummets to the ground, writhing in place, and finally stops breathing, blood streaming from one of his eyes.

He has tripped his FORBIDDEN ACTION: You may not allow other players to check your inventory, or do anything that could reveal your Keycard during investigation.

His role was ULTIMATE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Hope's Peak Acceptance Letter: Show

Congratulations on getting accepted into Hope's Peak Academy as the ULTIMATE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

You have no powers, you have no skills, you are just a normal dude, except for this mysterious keycard, which is likely the only one that exists in the hands of the players.

You do not know what it does, and you do not know what it’s for.

@Monokuma I pick up the keycard Archer dropped.

@Monokuma I pick up Archer's black and white keycard and use it on the door behind the poster.

This post was last modified: Mar 14, 2018 at 1:43 AM by Viridi.

i'd like to grab his card if i can

e: nvm lol