Well. I'm honestly quite hurt what happened last night.
As much as I'd like to hurt Pea for his actions, he's passed on to the great litterbox below us. So to spare you all like he wasn't: This is your final chance to accept me as your ruler. Otherwise, I'll need Sabrina to cut a few things out of these old magazines I've collected. Stupid humans, and their stupid opposable thumbs. To give you all a small incentive, and meet you halfway, here is what happened last night.
So I started up by moving out to the barbeque, but I guess someone above us forgot to turn off the shower cause now me beautiful fur is all wet. Now someone please get me a hair dryer before this happens yet again:
Last time I was like this Sabrina's mother tried to vacuum me up from under the bed.
To move on I gathered a few supplies before someone STOLE the barbeque. I mean who does that?!
Then I went to the reading room to make myself some clothes. I can't run around naked ALL the time, though I'm sure not all of you would mind. If I can pull off this I can pull off my birthday suit (pun intended):
Though before I could do this but Pea comes out and knocks me out cold with a massive tome. Well, I guess the dead won't get any rest if there happens to be a bit a black magic somewhere in its pages.
So after that, some guy in a mask runs up the stairs and Goku comes and tries to knock me out too.
Anyways I finished up what I was doing at the workbench and see some Fool run into the room as I leave. I headed to the beach to gather myself some sand to count. Then I went to the pool supplies and got myself a pool net and went back and saw someone stole the barbeque. So I left the net and a bowl behind and got some propane tanks from the Reading Room and took them back to my bedroom. After that kind of night, I went to sleep and got myself some much-needed beauty rest.
As much as I'd like to hurt Pea for his actions, he's passed on to the great litterbox below us. So to spare you all like he wasn't: This is your final chance to accept me as your ruler. Otherwise, I'll need Sabrina to cut a few things out of these old magazines I've collected. Stupid humans, and their stupid opposable thumbs. To give you all a small incentive, and meet you halfway, here is what happened last night.
So I started up by moving out to the barbeque, but I guess someone above us forgot to turn off the shower cause now me beautiful fur is all wet. Now someone please get me a hair dryer before this happens yet again:
Last time I was like this Sabrina's mother tried to vacuum me up from under the bed.
To move on I gathered a few supplies before someone STOLE the barbeque. I mean who does that?!
Then I went to the reading room to make myself some clothes. I can't run around naked ALL the time, though I'm sure not all of you would mind. If I can pull off this I can pull off my birthday suit (pun intended):
Spoiler:
So after that, some guy in a mask runs up the stairs and Goku comes and tries to knock me out too.
Anyways I finished up what I was doing at the workbench and see some Fool run into the room as I leave. I headed to the beach to gather myself some sand to count. Then I went to the pool supplies and got myself a pool net and went back and saw someone stole the barbeque. So I left the net and a bowl behind and got some propane tanks from the Reading Room and took them back to my bedroom. After that kind of night, I went to sleep and got myself some much-needed beauty rest.