This post was last modified: Mar 16, 2018 at 2:42 AM by Spooks?.

Puhuhuhu, welcome one and all, to the one and only CASINO RESORT OF UNLIMITED DESPAIR

...Or just the Casino Resort for short, I guess. Don't blame me for the naming scheme here, it's the scriptwriters, I'm telling you. I try really hard to keep things concise, but sometimes you just gotta stress the details, y'know?

Anyway, onto the floorplan you'll be spending the next couple weeks in!

THE MAP

And remember! If this board makes these look too small, just open it in a new tab to read the text! Not that I should be telling you this, after all, I'm no tutorial bot or anything.

Finally, one special note about the CASINO. I'll be sitting at the CRAPS TABLE, awaiting players. If you care to test your luck, there's a chance you could win a Keycard. But what will be betting, you ask? After all, there's no money lying around.

...Well, I guess you'll find out! Puhuhuhu!

CASINO PLAYERS
@Hades
@Maitre D'eath
@Shoey
@Producer
@Diantha
@Turb
@"Feminist Komaeda"
@Viridi
@Raptor
@Archer_Est
@"Barack Obama"
@Granny Betsy
@London Tipton
@Blanc

Yo, That beach looks like it's got plenty of space to slam some pitches around. Anyone down for a deathmatch?

This post was last modified: Mar 10, 2018 at 1:30 AM by Hades.

I can hardly believe it! We're mere hours away from the start of this murder charade! I'm so excited, I could start a civil war in a third-world country and completely eradicate it!



And for those worrywarts who fear they're going to kick the bucket right away, no need to fret. All you have to do is pay me a generous amount of EX early and I'll make sure your suite in the Underworld is inadequate and dainty, rather than abysmal and horrific. It's still far from good, but it's still far from terrible! But don't search for your wallet for too long, this is a limited time offer!

Ah...a craps table, you -bugowk- say? Well, I can't say I've always -cheep cheep- had the best of luck, but perhaps I can -bok bok- try my hand and see if I can win, for the good of women everywhere...

Ah...a craps table, you -bugowk- say? Well, I can't say I've always -cheep cheep- had the best of luck, but perhaps I can -bok bok- try my hand and see if I can win, for the good of women everywhere...

What the fuck

I...I'm sorry miss...I don't want to upset any beautiful girls, women and femmes with my -cluck cluck- nervous tic...

Good thing I don't have to deal with his -cuck cuck- nervous tick!