Ehhh, this is certainly a bit less of a bloodbath than those clowns over in the WATERPARK, but you guys did have that absolute fucking dumbass known as ARCHER_EST on the first night, so I can hardly blame you for taking a day off from the insanity and having a nice, peaceful, murder instead.

Well, as peaceful as a murder can get, really, because @Diantha has been found dead in the MEDIA ROOM, her head smashed in with a blunt object of some kind.

Her role was Ultimate Napper

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You are the Ultimate Napper, recruited into Hope’s Peak Academy because you just love to sleep.

Ordinarily, you don’t have much in the way of abilities, but you do have THREE SLEEPING PILLS that can be used for a variety of purposes.

Popping a sleeping pill yourself will cause you to fall into a very restful sleep wherever you stand, making you immune to attempts because honestly, they’d just feel bad disturbing you.

Slipping someone ELSE a sleeping pill though allows you to completely KO them without that immunity that comes with it, leaving them entirely at your mercy. Despite only having three pills, if you run out, in TWO NIGHTS, you will gain an extra pill to replenish your stock.

FORBIDDEN ACTION:May not trip anyone else’s forbidden action.

And, well... You guys don't have as much crazy stuff going on as the other resort, so I'm gonna be a little more punishing with my SOLVE INCENTIVE!

If the case is not correctly solved, I will add an extra FORBIDDEN ACTION to three random players.

CASE FILES
-DIANTHA is wearing, on top of her regular clothes, some kind of SHREDDED COSTUME
-There is a STAB WOUND on her arm
-Next to her body is a discarded CHICKEN SUIT, which is filled with CHICKEN, as in the meat
-The CHICKEN SUIT is missing some of its fingers. They are on the ground next to the victim
-The SPOTLIGHTS are focused on the stage
-Under the spotlights is a chair, draped with pink fabric. A plastic crown sits on it.
-In CATERING, it smells of cookies
-BLOC QUEBECOIS PROPAGANDA is all over the walls in CATERING
-A trail of BLOOD leads away from the TIKI BAR
-The TIKI BAR shows signs of being manned
-DANGANRONPA-THEMED VALENTINES CARDs are distributed around the bedrooms
-There is a puddle of ALCOHOL behind a SLOT MACHINE
-ROPE is sitting in the CASINO on the floor.
-The CAMERAS have been turned on

OTHER INFO
-There are signs of heavy splashing around the POOL
-METAL GEAR RISING MUSIC played again
-There were no AFKs tonight

CURRENT MAP

CASINO PLAYERS
@Hades
@Maitre D'eath
@Shoey
@Producer
@Granny Betsy
@Turb
@"Feminist Komaeda"
@Viridi
@Raptor
@London Tipton
@Blanc

The Investigation will end at 3 PST tomorrow.

I can't believe dearest Diantha is dead... She was such a beautiful young lady. All she wanted in life was to make sweet, sweet love with Shoey, and she never got her chance.

@Monokuma Examine where the blood trail leads to.

Hello -bok bok- and good morning, all of my women and femme. Terrible news! Despite all my respect, Diantha tried to fill me with despair, and a knife. Before she could successfully end my path to respecting all women, I managed to squawk enough to evade her...I did hear some screaming about HADES...perhaps that notorious hater of women did her in? I have to sit in my room to contemplate how to respect women harder so they don’t try to murder me, for now...

I can't believe dearest Diantha is dead... She was such a beautiful young lady. All she wanted in life was to make sweet, sweet love with Shoey, and she never got her chance.

@Monokuma Examine where the blood trail leads to.

The BLOOD TRAIL leads out to the beach, and fades on the way to the BEACH HOUSE

@Monokuma Examine the state of the beach house.

@Monokuma Examine the state of the beach house.

The BEACH HOUSE appears to be in fairly good condition still. Notably, one of the cans of YELLOW SPRAY PAINT previously counted is missing, though.

This post was last modified: Mar 20, 2018 at 9:00 PM by Blanc.

I wake up to the sound of someone knocking on my door. A familiar feeling, considering Ram does it all the time. I mumble about and rub my eyes, before going out of my room as London is leaving hers. I go into Obama's room to pay my respects to the dead president and then realize that the body's in Catering and not the Obama bedroom. Duh. I did want an OBAMA OUTFIT so I take the clothes from the room but I wouldn't convincingly pass as the former President if I wore them, so I didn't put them on like I planned to.

I go over to the Catwalk and fling myself onto my mattress to cushion my fall. London's watching me from the spotlight controls. I go into Catering, which has the actual Obama corpse, which is what I wanted in the first place. I take his Climbing Gear and go into the Casino. Hades is playing craps and gets a keycard. Looks like someone got to the black and white keycard first, but Monokuma lets us into the other resort because he's a nice guy.

Vert thanks him and then Metal Gear Rising music starts playing from the Pachinko Hall. I look around and Palutena is fighting Yuno with a chair and cuts up Yuno's clothes. Oh dear. I head with Hades to the Waterpark, Vert says she'll be a second to prop the door open. When I reach the Waterpark, the pool is really strongly smelling. Of chlorine. A flaming slip and slide is set up in front of the door but I step over it. Battler goes into the Casino.

I don't really like Angie so we go over to the lobby. She has a prayer circle going. Through the front door, Pea's corpse is super fucked up on a pool chair. Ok. He has a shovel? Regardless I go for Angie and she stops me from knocking her out with her stand. Even though I planned for that. Damn it.

I get to the Speakeasy with Hades and Producer who has joined us. Yohane and Salem are hanging around. I go to start chugging beer and smashing shit but The Other Monokuma tries to ruin our fun and beats up Hades. I'm not feeling too good after just a single chug because FWD is a fucking cuck and my little asian body can't handle it. I lean over while Producer comes and tries to help me out.

We all leave prematurely because no fun is ever allowed. Looks like someone's KO'd in the pool? I can't tell I'm piss drunk somehow. I think we're back in the Casino at this point and there's some other jackass sprinting out into the Pachinko Hall. London's playing in the Casino. Hades takes off through the ballroom. Then Producer fucking grabs me and SMASHES ME OVER THE HEAD. I black out. Thanks a lot, asshole. I wasn't going to kill anyone this game but it looks like you're on the list, faking being nice or not. I'll tell Ram and Rom NOT to join up with any idol groups despite their wishes, they can't be trusted.

@Monokuma Taste the blood on the beach and see if it tastes similar to Diantha's blood.

@Monokuma Taste the blood on the beach and see if it tastes similar to Diantha's blood.

They taste exactly the same, but it's BLOOD. It all kind of tastes the same, numbnuts

@Blanc, can you give us more information on what Vert was doing after you left her in the casino?

@Blanc, can you give us more information on what Vert was doing after you left her in the casino?

What's in my account is all I know for sure.

@Blanc, can you give us more information on what Vert was doing after you left her in the casino?

Also apparently she wasn't with me in the Speakeasy, that was a misinterpretation.

Gosh darn it, that was supposed to be my ally! I bet Hades had something do with this!


Well I guess this just means its time to expose another killer, prepare to be destroyed human scum!


I dedicated my entire night to the wonderful worship of nature by making A GREAT visual metaphor. I went straight down the fire escape upon waking up. On my way to the tiki bar to grab refreshing Margaritas, I saw Komaeda standing around the pool ready to worship nature, amazing for a human! Anyways, upon arrival at the tiki bar the undead skeleton offerd me a "louisanna shuffle." Of course no one down that far south respects the earth so I completely declined! I grabbed the booze and went to the pool. Upon my arrival I saw...


PALUNTENA WALKING AWAY?!?!? WHAT WAS that HORRID HUMAN LOVING GODDESS DOING HERE?!?!? HOW DARE SHE COME TO MY PARTY?!?!?


To which that wonderful feminist Komaeda replied by informing me she was kicked out for being a man! Ahahaha, always knew that darn bitch was hiding something!


Anyways, after seeing that I began to show the people of the earth the beauty of nature! I stripped down and showed an amazing display of the earth's grace.


Then everything went to hell faster than greenhouse gas emissions! Betsy came in (completely naked except for a duck pool toy) along with Shoey (...who was also completely naked except for a sandy thong.) The latter tried to show me a dick drawn on his arm. LIKE I WANNA SEE WHERE HUMANS COME FROM?!? I smack the green out of him with one of the bottles I brought while...granny Betsy twerked uncontrollably. Also, out of the corner of my while beating Shoey, I witnessed London enter pool supplies and exit carrying step ladders.


Anyways, I grew tired of this insolence, so I denounce fossil fuels and left. much to Hades dismay on the way to his room from the resort! Betsy did a cannonball as I was walking away, which soaked me and Shoey. I also saw batgirl entering the gym while going into my room. She was carrying a bulging pillowcase.


If any of human scum have questions about my account, ask away!

Last night, the gentleman Mr. Shoey asked me out on a date. Oh, how it reminded me of my youth! I used to be so popular with the men, you know. He showed up at my door, dressed in a ravishing thong, and greets me with Yuno's unconscious body. Usually males tend to go for flowers, but I appreciated Shoey's effort to stand out from the crowd.

To start off our date, we headed to dinner at Catering, passing by the Ballroom, where some spotlights are being moved. I whip up some cookies while Shoey writes an ode to Quebec on the wall. Meanwhile, the sounds of the Casino are calling to me, and I see a Plague Doctor hiding behind a slot machine. My blood starts to boil, and I have to take a few pills to calm myself down. That rascal deserves to rot in hell. Speaking of hell, Hades was playing craps.

Turb tries to interrupt our date, and Shoey gives him a hug while I serve him some cookies. We start heading over to the Beach House, and we see Feminist Komaeda hanging around the pool. I still don't really get what this whole "feminism" thing is - I think it's some kind of lesbian club? - but I pay him no mind. Shoey starts doodling some art on his arm, while Diantha comes in to grab some string. Maitre D'Eath comes in also, but I can't see what the undead is grabbing. Then Mr. Shoey and I head into Pool Supplies, where Shoey grabs sand and I grab an inflatable duck.

Now it's time to liven up the party. Feminist Komaeda has already left, and now it's just Viridi hanging out in her underwear with some drinks. No matter! Granny Betsy can make any party one to die for! I start showing off my sweet granny moves, and Shoey strikes up a conversation with Viridi. The naughty vixen hits him with a bottle though. Out of the corner of my eye I spot Ms. Tipton grabbing a pair of stepladders from the Pool Supplies - or as I called them back in the day, ladders. You millenials and your fancy words.

At this point, I take the opportunity to go swimming and jump into the pool. Shoey and Viridi get soaking wet. ;) The latter heads to the fire escape because I'm just too hot to handle, and Shoey and I head back over to our rooms. It was one of the best dates I've had in years.

Hello -bok bok- and good morning, all of my women and femme. Terrible news! Despite all my respect, Diantha tried to fill me with despair, and a knife. Before she could successfully end my path to respecting all women, I managed to squawk enough to evade her...I did hear some screaming about HADES...perhaps that notorious hater of women did her in? I have to sit in my room to contemplate how to respect women harder so they don’t try to murder me, for now...

Strange boy obsessed with women: could you please give old gram-gram more info about what you were doing last night? You know how I get worried when people are out late and I don't know where they are.

I marked my account based on where I was because it might be helpful to waterpark people too.

----- CASINO -----

I wake up and leave with my bag to the lobby. I pass by Feminist Komaeda.
I enter the casino and see Vert and Blanc. Blanc has a full pillowcase. Hades is playing craps. Someone is hiding behind a slot machine.
Hades wins a keycard. I check Archer's body for the keycard but it is gone. Monokuma gets up from the craps table and tells us he's cool with us going to the other side but for tonight only. Vert thanks him.
While this happens Palutena is in the pachinko hall fighting Yuno while Metal Gear Rising music plays. Palutena throws a chair at Yuno and then Yuno goes flying and her clothes rip. It's like Senran Kagura in real life or something I guess.
I go through the door with Blanc and Hades while Vert stays behind, saying she'll prop open the door.

----- WATERPARK -----

The pool smells very strongly of chlorine. There is a flaming slip and slide set up in front of the door. Battler passes us into the casino.
Blanc decides to hunt down Angie and I tag along to the lobby. We find Angie there, holding a shovel.
Angie invites us into a prayer circle. During this time out the front door I can see Pea's corpse is arranged into a grotesque sculpture on a pool chair. His head is on his lap with a beach ball where his head should be. Pool noodles are arcing over his head and there is a shovel on his back pointing upward.
Blanc karate chops Angie, but Angie retaliates by summoning a golden man behind her that grabs Blanc's arm. Angie whispers "Our god is an awesome god" and then releases Blanc. We leave into the hallway. Also Hades was here too I guess. He follows us into the hallway.
We go to the speakeasy. Yohane and Salem are there. The Other Monokuma runs in with a shovel and begins to fight Hades. Salem steps out from behind the bar to break up the fight.
Blanc and I go behind the bar. I start to fill my bag with bottles of alcohol while Blanc drinks them.
Hades wins the fight and I drag Blanc, who is almost too drunk to stand, back with us.
We pass by the Other Monokuma KO'd in the pool. Something runs by us and into the casino.

----- CASINO -----

Hades, Blanc, and I enter the casino. London is playing craps. Hades goes off to the ballroom.
I shove Blanc behind a slot machine and smash her in the head with one of the bottles that I stole. She was still breathing so I tried to strangle her some more or something? I submitted to just whack her and flee but whatever. Turb walks by and sees this.
London wins a keycard and leaves the casino.
I exit the casino and smash my bag against the walls to break up the glass bottles that are left inside.
Outside my door is a Danganronpa Valentine's Day Card. I ignore it and enter my room.

Anything for you, grandma! The elderly women deserve the most respect. I decided to test my luck at the casino early in the night before the pool party. I stopped in for a bit there and then prepared my chicken suit as a decoy to see if anyone tried to enact anti feminism against me. I filled I to woth chicken to simulate my soft, supple flesh and I used my ability to cluck at diantha when she attempted to kill me. After that I scurried to my room like a chicken with its head cut off so she couldn’t finish me off. Beyond that, hearing the chatter about hades is all i can report of any use...

@monokuma I investigate the knife would on the body closely, as well as any other external injuries i can detect

This post was last modified: Mar 20, 2018 at 9:51 PM by Maitre D'eath.

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Ho ho ho, how fun, another victim. Unfortunately, for most of the night I was tending to the Tiki Bar, so I never saw the deceased tonight.
Upon the start of the evening, I headed towards the Beach House to double check our stock of important art supplies, seeing as how crucial they were to the previous murder.
Speaking of, In the beach house I saw both Granny Betsy, newly brought back to us, and Shoey, who was doing something I'd rather not repeat to his arm.
Let us say it was, indeed, a logical phallusy.
After seeing that all was accounted for, I headed to the Tiki Bar to start attending.
I understand that a party of some sort was occuring tonight, which explains why Viridi was so rude, rejecting my specially chosen drink for some margarita bottles.
Around about this time I also saw a rather sad woman enter the lobby, although I do not know who she is. I can only assume she's yet another waterpark resident.

YUNO. You KNOW what you did.

I also met a rather interesting fellow tonight, who I can only assume came visiting from the waterpark this evening. I offered him a martin, he offered me his name, and he left soon after.
Things quietened down a bit at the bar after this, although from what glances I stole from the party, the party was... a bit dangerous.
Granny, you should really be careful at your age. Hips do break.
Hades also showed up rather late into the night - I offered him a specially chosen coffeetail
and he seemed to take offense to it. He left for his room after this, and shortly after I too headed to bed

@monokuma I investigate the knife would on the body closely, as well as any other external injuries i can detect

The KNIFE WOUND is very shallow, and appears to be a result of an entirely nonlethal attack, never meant to kill. There are also small shallow cuts all over the body, but none of them look particularly painful or deadly

Ah, one thing I forgot to mention, ladies! I did see DIANTHA prior to her attempt on my pathetic, hopeless life meant only for respecting of women- she was knocked out during the time prior to me setting up my chicken contraption.