This post was last modified: Apr 12, 2018 at 6:18 AM by Spooks?.

Aaaaand we're back to the scheduled, unscheduled DOUBLE MURDERS! I know, I know, what a shocker, but this one's special, I swear! Totally unplanned, and probably not gonna happen again!

Anyway, Victim #1 for the day is @Angie Yonaga, who has been found dead floating in the indoor pool, next to the severed hands of HADES and a SHOVEL.

Her role was ???

Hope's Peak Acceptance Letter: Show

The ACCEPTANCE LETTER is covered in white out. It appears to be unreadable.

Now who's victim #2? Why, @Producer., of course! His body is located in the BELFRY, hanging from a NOOSE from an impossibly high point.

The Producer has been revealed to have been FAKING HIS DEATH. His """crime""" will not have a CLASS TRIAL.

His role was ???

Hope's Peak Acceptance Letter: Show

The ACCEPTANCE LETTER is covered in white out. It appears to be unreadable.

I think I've been rewarding you all too much, so let's kick off a more negative spin on our classic SOLVE INCENTIVE

If you vote incorrectly on either of these cases, your chance of dying the next night goes up 1.5x per incorrect vote. Killers obviously excluded.

About time something really bad started happening to you people! Enough with all this talk of Flashback Lights and plague doctors, it's mystery solving time!

CASE FILES
-ANGIE'S CORPSE is floating in the pool
-Also in the pool are HADES' HANDS and a SHOVEL
-There are strange marks around her neck
-The corpses of YOU, YOHANE, and SHOEY have been relocated to the CASINO
-They are seated around the CRAPS TABLE, their hearts carved out and placed in the center
-SHOEY is skinned
-LEGO and BLOOD are scattered around the table, as well as BROKEN GLASS
-A BEACH CHAIR and UMBRELLA are sitting on the stairs
-The SAFE in the STAFF ROOM has been cut open
-THE PRODUCER is hanging from some sort of rope from the highest point of the BELFRY
-His face is purple, he appears to have been strangled by the rope
-A jumble of FABRIC and CARDBOARD sits by the OCEAN, soaking wet
-All the KNIVES are missing from the SPORTS BAR
-DICKS, along with a DOOR, have been drawn on the walls of the LOBBY in pen
-A BOWLING BALL is on the floor in the SPIRAL STAIRCASE ROOM
-Something is horrible burned in the TICKET OFFICE DEEP FRYERS
-CORPSE PARTS are floating in the OUTDOOR POOL, chemically burned
-POOL TOYS are also floating there
OTHER INFO
-No players were AFK tonight
-The BRUNCH BUFFET smells of smoke and delicious waffles
-The BOOK and TASER are missing from the STRANGE LIBRARY

THE MAP

CURRENT PLAYERS
@Hades
@Maitre D'eath
@Turb
@Raptor
@The Other Monokuma
@Battler Ushiromiya
@Ramona Flowers
@London Tipton
@Granny Betsy
@"bubsy the wise"

The investigation will end at 6 PST tomorrow.

I was a waste of a player to kill on whiteout night. My role lets me investigate as a ghost and if I get it right I can come back.

Check my body for any wounds and also my stomach.

This post was last modified: Apr 12, 2018 at 12:56 AM by The Other Monokuma.

Do either of these two idiots look like they tripped their forbidden action?
That includes you, ghost boy!

Your EYE has a PEN sticking out of it, but beyond that, you look like you are in good condition from what you can see from your place in the BELFRY

-The BRUNCH BUFFET smells of smoke and delicious waffles

Nah, that's not smoke, that's steam. Steam from the steamed cakes everyone's having!

Do either of these two idiots look like they tripped their forbidden action?
That includes you, ghost boy!

Neither of them appear to have a TRIPPED ACTION, from what you can see from the position you're in.

Aw, well... Angie had a pretty successful run. She's okay with joining Atua already.


After all, she was able to kill both Caulder and You! They are one with Atua now, all thanks to her divine work. And don't forget all the glorious art Angie was able to create! Wonderful expressions of Atua's love and wisdom, through the medium of the lifeless husks of the dead! Angie only hopes that her own body can become art in time!


She just wishes she could have helped spread the understanding of Neo-Communism, as Sandler willed it. Angie is sure that it will be able to spread after her death, though.


Angie isn't too worried about the light of Atua, either! His light is sure to keep growing, and claiming more souls for His divine ranks! Angie already knows a few people who have joined her in worshipping Atua and who know what to do if Angie dies, and she is sure they won't be the only ones to see His grace! Angie is especially excited by one of them - they just might be Atua's divinity on Earth! She just hopes the movie producer is able to finish making that movie about Atua before he starts killing in His name...


So Angie has no reason to be afraid. All of you will join Atua someday, eventually. You may survive this killing game, but someday the streets will run red with the blood of the millions sacrificed in His name, and Angie will rejoin His true followers on Earth! At last, everyone will be one with Atua, no matter how many of them have to die to join Him!


Nyahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Bye-onora!

You may survive this killing game,

But you killed You!

Check my room and boogeyman

Check my room and boogeyman

Your room is empty, beyond what was expected to be in it.

Your BOOGEYMAN stands up and mimes placing stuff in a BAG. He then leaves the bedroom and doesn't return.

Stop losing these guys, they're expensive...

Perform an autopsy on Producer's body.

Perform an autopsy on Producer's body.

PRODUCER'S BODY is too high up for you to reach, and even if you could, you have no ARMS, idiot!

@monokuma I'd like to wall hop or parallel jump, or double jump if i can fuck it, up to producers body, get it off the rope, and slide back down.

Just make Bubsy do it. Our new platformer star can leap like some other, lesser known stars we also knew, apparently!

Daddy says murders are boring and I should be trying to solve mysteries instead with my smarticles and super amazing detective clothing fashion sense, so tonight I tried to do my own insversitigation! Daddy also tells me to use long words to make myself sound smarterer.

I head to the Library and Turb shows up, having agreed to be my Maddie For Life. Yay him! We investigate some strange Tomes in the Library, and discover a hidden door to the Sports Bar through the Library. We close the door, and someone passes by us as they enter the Library.

We then head for the Ticket office to snoop around for Flashback lights, noticing someone exiting their room as we do. As we're snooping, someone enters and badly burns some chicken fingers, and we depart for the theatre to witness Granny Betsy flaying Shoey. Well, at least Nabber got to do that in someone's game.

Hades the Handsless enters a while later and moves Backstage, and after a while of looking, Hades returns holding a pillowcase in his mouth. We give up the search in the Theatre, heading backstage to grab Turb's Katana for him, and head to the Staff Room, wherein we put our detective skills to work at cracking the safe's code

Turns out the code is "Slice the door of the safe open because numbers should only be used for bank accounts and codes are for poor people!" The door is removed, and we claim our prize within: another Flashback Light, but this time labelled a Reversion Light.

We head to the Basement for the final part of our investigation, where someone has gouged out You's heart and put it in the center of the Craps Table. Believe in the heart of the cards, You-gi!

Arriving in the Basement, Turb and I try to proceed through, but are gated by a large iron lock. We decide to turn around, but not before the Plague Doctor jumps out from behind the table and smashes Turb in the head with a baseball bat, KOing him. He does the same to me, and we're both knocked out. Boo you, Plague Doctor man!

@monokuma also that stuff floating in the ocean, the fabric and stuff, id like to retrieve it and see if theres anything on it. traces of ink, or booze, or stuff. It'd be pretty trace since its been in the ocean, or perhaps there's evidence in the water around it.

I am still working on my account.

Mr. Monokuma, is the body suspended in the belfry via the now bell-less winch/crank?

Another double murder? My my, Purgatory will be busy. Unless of course Mr. Hades steals my clientele again.

I started my night off heading to the ticket area, where I saw the now-deceased Producer. Something smelt burnt in there, so I didn't stick around long. He and I then headed through the casino...

...at which point, he gave quite a childish yelp as he gets yanked behind a slot machine. I shrugged and headed into the pool, as I was heading for the security room to check the status of the cameras. Sadly, they're disabled as part of the powercut. Hopefully the owners of this establishment invest in a separate power circuit for the cameras... but I digress.

As I entered the security room, I saw a shape much like a bear carrying the Producer into the pool area. After I checked the cameras, I decided to stay watch at the elevator area, as I wanted to keep an eye out for anyone possibly going down into the basement while two intrepid investigators instigated their own inquiry. I then saw the bear-shape again, and realized it was... the Other Monokuma, as it could only be.

While I stood guard, I saw something truly... puzzling. I had already seen the Other Monokuma in the pool, but I then saw him re-enter the pool via the casino door, and then leave the pool. Yet I never saw him enter the casino again? Truly curious, but I fear he will be loathe to shed any light on this puzzle.

Thankfully, Ms. Yomaga and Mr. Raptor returned not long after, and I decided to return to the basement to double check something... which I am keeping private. It is not relevant to the current murders. There was, however, a plague doctor costume on a table down there. No flashlights tonight, alas.

After that, I returned to my room. I am not aware of what happened to the Producer after I last saw him with the Other Monokuma unfortunately.

Aw, nuts! Producer was my agent! Now who's going to pitch Bubsy: Up Close and Fursonal for me?! We better find the lowlife scum who did this. Oh, and for Angie too, I guess.

-I step out of my room after having the most glorious dream of bathing in an Italian plumber's blood while eating grilled Bandicoot. As I left my room, TIPTON and TURB were heading downstairs, and RAPTOR came out of the LIBRARY looking like he just scored the winning goal. He goes into the BOWLING ALLEY, and I decide to follow him. I could go for a bit of bowling myself! ... Is what I thought to myself until I caught the sick bastard JACKING OFF UNTIL COMPLETION while doing JUMPING JACKS. Talk about a jack of all trades!

-ANGIE walks in, YOU in tow, and heads into the PAINTING ROOM before coming back out with a SHOVEL. Guess that's one way to bury the hatchet! Her and PUBLIC MASTURBATOR take the ??? ELEVATOR down, as I grab HADES' HANDS and toss 'em down the slide. Those'll come in handy later! As I deliver this little nugget of free comedy genius, someone passes me by into the PAINTING ROOM, and someone else coming from the SPORTS BAR steps into the ELEVATOR.

-I start making my way to the LIBRARY, seeing RAMONA stuffing a DOOR into her bag in the STAIRCASE ROOM. Sadly, this isn't the first time I've been shown the door. Once I arrive in the LIBRARY, I decide to grab a READING LIGHT and do a bit of light reading. Much to my dismay, it doesn't have any pictures in it, so it's practically illegible to me. Actually, there was one picture in it: a photo of TIPTON, wedged in it like a bookmark. I'll save this one for later!

-Time for a little cat burglarizing! With RAMONA a little busy with her a-door-ing audience, I figure she wouldn't notice me breaking and entering. Too bad she didn't have anything of value, so I just left. Next up: ANGIE. I figured I could pilfer a painting or a-two-a and make off with some major moolah! YEOUCH! A bowling ball drops from above and lands on my foot! RAMONA shakes her head at me and goes downstairs. I thank my lucky stars that bowling ball didn't crack my thick, lovable skull open, so I decide to give up my life of crime. For now.

-I head to the CATWALK because of course I would. Nothin'.

-I head up to the ROOF and leap high into the air, gliding down slowly. Hey, I can see my house from here! I hear a DOOR close on the ROOF, and see something else gliding in the sky. My long lost twin brother?! Oh wait, I'm an only child. BATTLER and OTHER MONOKUMA are heading over to the BEACH HOUSE and POOL SUPPLIES area.

-I land daintly on the sand, like a virgin against the bed she's about to make love in. I pick up a seashell and shout "I'M HAVING A SHELL OF A- wait, what? Who wrote this drivel?! I tell ya, lackluster, unfunny shmucks are about a dime a dozen. To my right, that MYSTERIOUS FLYING OBJECT appears to have crashed, made of FABRIC and CARDBOARD. I loved him like a brother... *sniff*

-I leap through the window of the SPORTS BAR and head to my room to sleep. I'll be back!

@monokuma I'd like to wall hop or parallel jump, or double jump if i can fuck it, up to producers body, get it off the rope, and slide back down.

You start to, but then stop mid-wall kick and consider that even if you did reach him, you'd probably fucking die, because you couldn't get off the rope.

@monokuma also that stuff floating in the ocean, the fabric and stuff, id like to retrieve it and see if theres anything on it. traces of ink, or booze, or stuff. It'd be pretty trace since its been in the ocean, or perhaps there's evidence in the water around it.

You retrieve the FABRIC LUMP. It appears to be covered in INK that bled off of the CARDBOARD, which is smudged heavily with it. The FABRIC is black and white, and is tied to the soggy cardboard, forming a triangular shape

I am still working on my account.

Mr. Monokuma, is the body suspended in the belfry via the now bell-less winch/crank?

No. The BODY appears to be attached via CLIMBING ROPE to the RAFTERS, as opposed to the BELL SYSTEM.