Tinder Profile: Prepare to Die Edition

#1
Fun With Despair
Well, now that E3's over, it's time to finally get back to wingmanning our dear comrade Gato during his sexual adventures, but wait!

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What's the matter pal? Your profile's looking a little bare! Luckily, us dating professionals at Minus World are here to help with that. Let's all write Gato a bio to help him find love, but to make things interesting, let's lay down some rules:

In this thread, post one word. That word will be added to Gato's bio until the 500 character limit is hit. You may not post twice in a row.

Beyond that, the only rule to note is to try not to just be offensive for the sake of being offensive. At least make it funny.

Additionally, let's get his profile pictures filled up too. Go look at our photo thread, and nominate your favorite pic from it if you want. The most-requested pictures will make it into his Tinder profile, but if there's no image with multiple votes, it'll come down to first come, first serve.

Anyway, try to have some fun. The ladies love fun.
#2
John Wick's Cat
FUCK
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#3
Draku
Heat
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#4
Fun With Despair
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SOMEONE'S not enjoying that beautiful California weather...
#5
John Wick's Cat
man
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#6
Draku
he's
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#7
Stirling
Gonna
Get it by your own hands.

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#8
brainwyrms
grill
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#9
John Wick's Cat
that
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#10
brainwyrms
so
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#11
Draku
hard
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#12
brainwyrms
bros
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#13
John Wick's Cat
fam
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#14
brainwyrms
like
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#15
John Wick's Cat
the
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#16
brainwyrms
big
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#17
Draku
meaty
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#18
John Wick's Cat
spicy
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#19
brainwyrms
twist
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#20
John Wick's Cat
on
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