Tinder Profile: Prepare to Die Edition

Draku · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:07 AM

has

brainwyrms · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:14 AM

, having

Draku · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:27 AM

ventured

brainwyrms · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:34 AM

nothing

Pea · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:37 AM

despacito

brainwyrms · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:40 AM

SHIT

Draku · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:42 AM

I

brainwyrms · Jun 15, 2018 at 6:43 AM

won't

Snufferin Snagglepuss · Jun 15, 2018 at 7:08 AM

partake

brainwyrms · Jun 15, 2018 at 7:17 AM

fbi

Yrrzy · Jun 15, 2018 at 11:08 AM

memes

John Wick's Cat · Jun 15, 2018 at 9:14 PM

cawabunga

sealelement · Jun 16, 2018 at 2:41 AM

spookmemes

Fun With Despair · Jun 16, 2018 at 2:15 PM

you're all insane

...Anyway, now that you've built such a wonderful bio for our dear friend, I'll spend the next little while swiping for him. Any matches we come across will have their own thread made, but please note that we probably won't start seeing threads until Tuesday, as I am out of town until Monday night.

Draku · Jun 16, 2018 at 3:05 PM

it's beautiful

sealelement · Jun 24, 2018 at 7:12 AM

no matches yet?

Moneybags · Jun 24, 2018 at 7:33 AM

It appears that no one is lusting after our feline friend.

sealelement · Jun 24, 2018 at 7:41 AM

fuck off moneybags