my wallet keeps eating all of my EX and its extremely frustrating and i'd like to complain to the store managers, draku and lekk

the original thread title was going to be "petition to get draku to buy me a wallet" but i don't trust draku to not just get me another ex-eating wallet

ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｕｙ ｙｏｕ ａ ｎｅｗ ｗａｌｌｅｔ ｔｈａｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｌｅａｋ ＥＸ. ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ａ ｖｅｒｙ ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔ ｎｏｔｅ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｓ ｗｅｌｌ.

ａｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｔｏ ｄｏ ｉｓ ｈａｎｄ ｏｖｅｒ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｘｉｓｔｉｎｇ ｏｎｅ.

ok here, ill hand you my wallet, but i took the ex out first. can you get me the new wallet pretty quick? its awkward holding my ex without a wallet because its got the consistency of maple syrup (as im sure you know, since everyone on MW knows that the void famously loves to have ex on its pancakes)

ｆｕｃｋ. ｉ ｇｕｅｓｓ ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ ｍｅ.

ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ, ａ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｖｏｉｄ, ｅｓｐｅｃｉａｌｌｙ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｔｅｒａｌ ｒｅｐｒｅｓｅｎｔａｔｉｏｎ ｏｆ ｉｔ, ｄｏｅｓ ｎｏｔ ｇｏ ｂａｃｋ ｏｎ ｈｉｓ ｗｏｒｄ. ｈｅｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｇｏ, ａ ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔ ｗａｌｌｅｔ ｔｏ ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔｌｙ ｓｔｏｒｅ ＥＸ. ｐｅｒｈａｐｓ ａｎ ｅｘｃｈａｎｇｅ ｃａｎ ｂｅ ｍａｄｅ ｆｕｒｔｈｅｒ ｄｏｗｎ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｎｅ.

sure sure void, i'll give you an eadma for this

sure sure void, i'll give you an eadma for this

ａ ｈａｕｎｔｅｄ ｐｌｕｓｈ ｏｎｃｅ ｏｆｆｅｒｅｄ ｔｈａｔ ｔｏ ｍｅ, ｉ ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔｆｕｌｌｙ ｄｅｃｌｉｎｅ

Rather than complain to us, you should complain directly to the manufacturer.

fuck you elyk, you dont understand the struggle as part of the admin bourgeoisie