It's a simple CYOA, nothing special at all.Now...copying and pasting things...
(I likes people to tell me how they felt about the previous update)
Ahem.....
When I swing it, it goes whoosh. See? Whoosh. Whoosh.
....Your making the sound dumbass.
<Mario's abode>
We see our buddy boy mario, laying off in his ridiculously rich white kid style bed, not having combatted the evil for eons.He rethinks old thoughts to occupy him...
Mario:As much as I started to hate Preach getting kidnapped, I'm actually starting to NEED her to be kidnapped! Theres nothing she even does productively about anywhere else except her damned castle.....
(Mario Sighs)
Mario:I remember, back in 1980, when she actually helped me....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hr4TRCQ...ted&search=
Mario:Those were the golden years of my life man...
Mario:Hey, you know...what ever did happen to my lazy shell?It seemed like it was built just like me, and just for me!Huge, slow, undefeatable, hard to get (The ladies love this!), and deals some serious damage...I so want to find that again...
Mario:But seriously I'm damned bored here guys! Theres nothing for me to-
*crunch*
user posted image
Mario:JEEEEESSSUUUUUUUUUSSS CHRIST! MY CAR! NOOOOOO!YOU BASTARDS!
(Five-teen minutes later, mario has recovered and there is a cigarette butt near him on the floor.He's facing away from the car, watching the tak go down the street)
Mario:Putting two by two...if heres peopel similar to me with those odd helmets on them, and machines that complex....
http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/1319/155
Mario:****! HE'S BACK! I'M DOOMED!
Mario:THERES ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO!
.....What does mario do ?
A:That tank is ****ing going down.
B:Go on an adventure to get the lazy shell.
C:Take a mega mushroom and go ape **** on that bastard.
D:Go buy a new one.He's rich enough.......
(I likes people to tell me how they felt about the previous update)
Ahem.....
When I swing it, it goes whoosh. See? Whoosh. Whoosh.
....Your making the sound dumbass.
<Mario's abode>
We see our buddy boy mario, laying off in his ridiculously rich white kid style bed, not having combatted the evil for eons.He rethinks old thoughts to occupy him...
Mario:As much as I started to hate Preach getting kidnapped, I'm actually starting to NEED her to be kidnapped! Theres nothing she even does productively about anywhere else except her damned castle.....
(Mario Sighs)
Mario:I remember, back in 1980, when she actually helped me....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hr4TRCQ...ted&search=
Mario:Those were the golden years of my life man...
Mario:Hey, you know...what ever did happen to my lazy shell?It seemed like it was built just like me, and just for me!Huge, slow, undefeatable, hard to get (The ladies love this!), and deals some serious damage...I so want to find that again...
Mario:But seriously I'm damned bored here guys! Theres nothing for me to-
*crunch*
user posted image
Mario:JEEEEESSSUUUUUUUUUSSS CHRIST! MY CAR! NOOOOOO!YOU BASTARDS!
(Five-teen minutes later, mario has recovered and there is a cigarette butt near him on the floor.He's facing away from the car, watching the tak go down the street)
Mario:Putting two by two...if heres peopel similar to me with those odd helmets on them, and machines that complex....
http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/1319/155
Mario:****! HE'S BACK! I'M DOOMED!
Mario:THERES ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO!
.....What does mario do ?
A:That tank is ****ing going down.
B:Go on an adventure to get the lazy shell.
C:Take a mega mushroom and go ape **** on that bastard.
D:Go buy a new one.He's rich enough.......
