Well, I'm still a bit shaken up from that last card I got, so let's do something a little less graphic...

Day 4 is VERSE OR PROSE, and that means you get to choose!
For centuries, spoken word has been one of the most common means of expressing one's affection. Music, albeit a much more modern spin, is still as frequently used in this way. In the official response thread, you will submit EITHER your own poem OR a verse of lyrics from a song that you feel best sums up your feelings about me. Do not do both, as you will not get any extra credit for doing so.

If you submit lyrics, make sure to cite the song and band they came from! I'm not having you guys send your poems through turnitin.com or anything, so I'm counting on you to actually write your own. As far as rhyming conventions go, do whatever you like!

Deadline for Day 4 submissions is tomorrow at 12AM EST. You have just about a day, so hop to it! I need to go lay down...

After a slight delay, let's get the results on the way!

Goku:

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(Dragon Ball Z!)

Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Come get me!

(Dragon Ball Z!)

Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Come get me!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Come, a-come get me!

Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon Ball Z!

Goku, I have to be honest with you: The novelty has worn off. 0/10.

Skinny Penis:

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Ay, yo, uh. (x2)
Yea you know what it is! (Alright!)
So so so we gon' do this shit? Alright, here goes.

-- RAP START --
Yo so ya boi Brainwyrms lookin' for a girlfriend to get? (Whaaaat?)
Well you in luck cuz I got more than anyone else. (Hell yeah!)
Babe I pick you and you'll pick me so what's there to it?
That you and I together make one hell of a pair. (Fuck yeah!)

So now I'm next, lined up best, ready to roll! And,
Baby I can tell you that I'm eager to go! (You bet!)
Aiming for all the goals that you may have,
And to once it's all done to hold -you- in my hands. (Yea.)

You are SMOKIN' HOT with a sick per-so-na-li-ty,
By merely seeing you I'm fillin' all my moralities!
So why am I exactly writing all this reality?
Because I, Skinny Penis,
Am all up for love.

-- RAP END --

Peace, my brothers.

This sure is a uh... rap! It doesn't quite flow off the tongue as well as you may have thought, but I give you points(???) for effort! 5/10.

Video Game Dunkey:

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Lyrics, fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean
Give it up, for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power
Kickin' it up, Hour after hour
Cause in this life there's only one winner
You better aim straight so you can hit the center
In it to win it, With a team of four
Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it's the
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO!

Well, Dunkey, while this isn't the song that you cited it as, the Ninja Turtles are pretty cool. 6/10.

Granny:

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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Aw, how sweet! 7/10.

Edge Hedge:

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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Unlike that granny
I'm killer in bed

A little forward, don't you think? We've only been on one date, and you didn't even send me a card! 4/10.

Sleepy:

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Two players unite,
Growing fond for adventure,
A quest for true love.

Ooh, a haiku! Very unique, and sweet. Great use of the limited syllables. 9/10.

Jimbobbio:

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I've got the wyrms on my brain,
Your love is truly hard to attain,
People come in so many sizes and shapes
Yet yours is so special, like grapes.

If only we could embark,
on a simple walk in the park.
If you gave me a chance you would see,
That our affection would sprout like a tree.

Jimbobbio's got you down for a night,
a simple stroll under the moonlight.

You uh, are really still on those walks and grapes! If it ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess? 7/10.

Snarpshooter:

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The screaming at the start of Inanimate Sensation by Death Grips

Sounds like Peter Griffin. 3/10.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume this one is Lisa:

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It's just straight up the entirety of Edgar Allen Poe's the Tell-Tale Heart and fuck if I'm pasting that whole thing in here.

Lisa I'm going to be as polite about this as I can and say that the line in the sand to "creepy and I need to report this" is right under your feet. Do with this what you will. 1/10.

Iario:

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No one can trespass, not anybody into this sickeningly tedious time frame.
I’ve seen clearly the delusion: as visionaries envisioned, everything comes to a halt.
Trifling with otherworldly isolation, crazy, my mind projects five seconds later in frenzy.
To you my love, I’m connected through telepathy; invisible bonds I follow, with loyalty.
Feeling irregular beats in my chest, I see through my swaying overcautious intuitions.
No loser, I believe in my perfectly clear senses; not overlooking even a particle of dust.
Running into that good for nothing in the night,
It wouldn’t hurt you to feel some pain from time to time would it?
Surrounded by a beautiful night presence in moonlight,
I’ll stain the moon, a flowering silent scarlet piece of night.

I guess we've given up on the mario bit and are just posting Touhou now? I'm getting Lisa vibes from this one, too. 4/10.

And that's all for Day 4! Day 5 will go up sometime tomorrow morning.

This post was last modified: Nov 24, 2018 at 6:59 AM by El Negro.

THIS IS UNFAIR, THIS IS INJUSTICE!

#RecountGoku'sVotes #JusticeForGoku

i'm gonna lose the garrison at this rate... better start charging my ki and powering up