You find yourself in a room, with seemingly no way out. It's pitch black, and there's a lingering feeling of dread in the air.

A voice starts to crackle in the midst of audio noise and feedback.

...OU HAVE ALL DO... ELL. VERY WELL.

YOU HAVE MADE YOUR CHOICES, AND YOU MUST NOW LIVE AND DIE BY THEM.

Suddenly, a narrow light pours into the room. You're blinded, as it feels like you've been trapped in darkness for an eternity. Before you, you see dear Granny, the... Skinny Penis, and Goku, the protector of Earth, bound together in the center of the room. They appear to be alive, but heavily sedated.

YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, AND YOU SHALL BARE WITNESS TO THE DEPTHS YOU HAVE SUNKEN FOR MERE ROMANCE.

From the walls on either side of the trio in the center, saw blades emerge, dull and crusted with rust and blood. They may not feel anything now, but they're sure to feel THAT. You feel a rumbling at your feet and loud whirring around you as the saw blades start to close in on them. They start moving slowly, but as their decrepit motors wear off their age, they begin to pick up speed. You try to look away, but something compels you to witness. The malevolent voice surrounding you laughs as the blades get

closer

closer

closer until they finally...

stop?

...HY DID IT STOP- GET AWA...

You hear harsh static and thumping, and can occasionally discern a grunt or two among the cacophony of audio abuse.

...WAS ALL FOR YOU...

...HEY DON'T DESERVE Y...

...OU BELONG TO ME-

It stops. Not just the talking, but the audio in general. Someone must've bumped into something in the midst of a struggle.

After what feels like hours in maddening quiet. You hear a loud thump against the wall.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP



BOOM! One of the walls collapses, and in the rubble you see none other than Crash Bandicoot himself, with a SWAT team behind him.



I'm baaaaaack! Worry not people, for help has arrived! I was a little suspicious when my buddy Brainwyrms suddenly stopped telling me what to do for the Killing Game on the other side of the forum, but I had no idea he would've gone and gotten himself kidnapped!



Fortunately, thanks to my razor-sharp wit, and the razor-sharp wit of this here SWAT team that was already pretty far into an investigation, we were able to track you all down before anyone could get hurt!

That's right! Nobody's dying on my watch! Now, let's get you all outta here, huh?

One by one, SWAT members pour in and escort everyone off the premises, and as you're whisked away, you look behind you and see Granny, Goku, and SkinnyPenis waking up and looking around them. Granny and SkinnyPenis are visibly thrilled to still be alive, while Goku seems a little upset. After a while, everyone is piled into the back of an armored van, and they start driving you all home.



...Huh? Where's Brainwyrms? Don't worry, he'll be okay. He's getting flown home in his own helicopter. It was a rather traumatic experience for him, so I think they're trying to put him through as little stress as they can. I wouldn't blame them, he kept talking about how he'd been in there for weeks, when it's only been like a day or two!

...Oh, that's right! I almost forgot! He asked me to give you all the results to some Dating Something Or Other thing. Anything for a friend, but this doesn't seem like the time or place. Oh well, who am I to judge?

aaaaaaand the winner of the Minus World Brainwyrms Dating Sim is...

@Chiaki Nanami as "Sleepy," with 43 points!

Congratulations, Sleepy, you are officially Brainwyrms' GF!

You might not see him for a couple of months, but hey! Every relationship has its ups and downs, right?

And now, a personal message from Brainwyrms:

"I wake up, and the first thing I do is head downstairs to the Dining Ca-" Oops! You weren't supposed to see that. Okay, here it is:

"Thank you so much to everyone who chose to be a part of this garrison. Win or lose, I hope you had all had fun. Until next time!"

And with that, the armored van drives off into the distance. Everyone went home, and eventually readjusted to everyday life. Nobody dared talk about what transpired that day, as they honestly just wanted to forget about it themselves. Lisa was never seen or heard from again. I wish I could say that's a good thing.

THE END.

That was a lot of fun! I don't play that many dating sims, but this was much better than expected. When do we play again?

Jimbobbio is going to have to take his long walks in the park alone for a while longer, I suppose.

haha ayy sup it's ya boi uh... skinny benis ayyy

so like i didn't get chosen and all but like, that's completely fine by me y'know my man? cuz you got someone better and that's like totally okay! i'll have to get antoher penis for my skinny penis and das ok doesn't hurt my boy

it doesn't hurt... this time, cuz already forgot what I was typin about ayyyyy #SkinnyGang

anyway boys i'm gonn go back to my new streamer life and stream FORTNITE with some epic gamers to have at my side and some nice hot dudes with skinny penis-- AAAAhHAhahuhtfigashjfiJ FUCFK

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[Skinny Penis died and respawned back in Skinny World. The end.]

Hey it's me Mario! Glad to see everything worked out.

whoever dunkey was, they were my favorite user (it was me all along)