I uh, think this is how you do this, right? You just make some thread, and toss it out there for everyone to vote?

Anyway, I guess you dudes should vote for the guy you think did it, maybe explain your vote too. I'm not great at this forum thing myself, I keep getting a notice saying this site isn't compatible with internet explorer 3.

I think I've gotten to the bottom of it!

Early on in the night, Coffee gets up to go look for an accordion... and also a murder weapon, in the practical effects lab! He finds it in the shape of a pair of scissors!

He then heads upstairs and also finds his accordion, in the awards room. After that, he heads to the east walkway, and wait for his unwitting victim, Crash, to pass underneath.

When he finally does, Coffee aims for him, and using his superior strength, throws them directly at the back of Crash's head! It's a direct hit! The beloved mascot slumps to the ground, face down, next to the crime scene set.

After that, he walks over to the breakroom and greets me with a triumphant accordion tune, knowing that he murdered Crash!

As such, I have to vote for Coffee! It's the only thing that possibly makes sense - he was close enough to grab the weapon, in the right position early enough to do it... it has to be him!

It's Coffee.

Teddie's outlined exactly why it's him. Checking day 7's thread, we find that the scissors were not yet taken, so someone removed them tonight. There's no way anyone else could have been in all the right places.

This post was last modified: Dec 21, 2018 at 1:13 AM by Terezi Pyrope.

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Hmmmm...


Ugh, I can't think correctly, right now. I'll vote for Coffee, but I've got this hunch again. If it isn't him... we might have a good killer on the loose.

Kaede thinks it's not coffee, thus I vote Coffee until he makes some sort of good point.

But if we all lynch Coffee, we'll have to switch to tea or something!

this is a kangaroo court, obviously the culprit is Shoey!! At least I’ll get some crystal pepsi

shoey

nvm it was yrr

ok never mind yrr confesses, Shoey lives another day

coffee..........

gonna go ahead and vote coffee

So, you guys seem to mostly think that @"coffee" did it, huh? Well, I can't really be the one to make the call here, but like, I guess that means he'd probably Guilty. Makes total sense that he'd be able to just hurl some scissors at a guy, being so strong and all. Would have been cool to hang with him at least once, but it looks to me like Studio B keeps killing everyone here, so maybe I'd better stay away from these guys, especially the bear.

Anyway uh, you got anything to say for yourself, @Coffee?

Coffee pushes past Trip, and runs at the Producer, grabbing his gun out of his hand before he can react, pointing it to his own temple. Trip goes over and pleads with him not to do it, because suicide is "uncool". Coffee says that he doesn't care, because he "submitted to grab this gun and shoot himself for an execution", and submission phase is over, motherfucker.

He pulls the trigger, and the bullet blasts through his skull. Despite this, he locks eyes with Trip as he falls to the ground. With his dying breath, his last words slither from his rapidly-stiffening lips.

"What a grand and intoxicating innocence..."

Coffee's role was the Ultimate Bodybuilder

Rolecard: Show

Well look at you. The Adonis of showbiz, the Hercules of the stage, you’re JACKED! SWOLE! GAINS ARE YOUR NAMESAKE! You are, the Ultimate Bodybuilder!

As the name implies, you’re the master of bodybuilding. You’re extremely strong, and thanks to the magic of makeup and costume-work you’re able to maintain a look that doesn’t make you look like a giant walking mass of muscle. This role makes you quite durable as well as extremely strong, it’ll take quite a bit to bring you down. Where a powerful kick to the neck might be enough to bring a smaller person down, you’re able to take a hit like that and stay standing. Granted, you’re not immortal, something with enough force will be enough to bring you down, so you still need to be careful. On the other hand, your physical strength does give you a bonus to unarmed or physical kill rolls.

The downside here is that you’re literally addicted to GAINS. Every day you MUST submit an action that you spend time doing some kind of workout. You can only get stronger, so YOU MUST GET STRONGER! Also, if it comes down to a competition of strength, you aren’t going to shy away from a challenge, and you’re enough of a show-off that if you see someone struggling with a task that requires power, you’ll instinctively step in to assist. Lastly, just because the power of movie magic can keep you from looking like an absolute muscle-bound hulk, it can’t completely mask your size, and people will take notice of your size. It can be pretty intimidating!

Forbidden Action: You must do some form of workout every night or your strength will suffer, which is basically death to you. This workout must be done in a public place and while you’re working out, you won’t take notice of what’s going on around you. This workout will also take some time, you don’t mess around when it comes to your strength!

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The next phase will go up at some point tonight.