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Xavier [Director].
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Gnome, huh? You're really going with that? The gnome? Not uh... Someone who could have done it?
Well, can't complain. He was a bit of a meddler anyway, that Gnome. Regardless though, he's gnot a gnelf, he's gnot a gnoblin, and he's definitely
Gnot guilty!
You all killed an innocent gnome. Good job, team.
Xavier approaches Gnome with a hammer, and brings it down over his head, causing his porcelain body to shatter into chunks.
He sweeps them up, and tosses them into a garbage bin.
His role was
ultimate nothing
Why are you even here? I sure as hell didn’t hire you, but security isn’t throwing you out so… eh you’re probably not worth bothering with. I hardly noticed you anyways, you’re like the... I dunno, the Ultimate Nothing or something I guess.
Yeah that’s you, the Ultimate Nothing. You’re about as nothing as the dust that is swept up from the set, but hey, maybe that can work in your favor? I hardly noticed ya there after all, so I’m sure that goes for all the other staff members here as well. In fact, I’d go so far as to say you could probably get away with just walking around and probably go pretty unnoticed unless you just went out of your way to be noticed, not that someone like you should stand out. But I mean, past that…. What’s actually special about you? I can’t pin anything great about you at all. Look, just don’t get in anyone’s way, alright? Not that they’d notice you I guess…
Forbidden Action: None, who would even care?
..What? Did you expect something creative? To quote myself from a testimony long past, it's Hollywood, baby! That's how it goes!
The next night will begin tomorrow.