And so the game begins. You've all crossed a threshold you cannot retreat from. In this house, you play by my rules and in my game. So let's see how you handled the first night. The dealer shuffles some cards in his hands with grace and probably a little magic. He makes a simple spread in a 3x3 square before hovering his hand above the cards. How intriguing, the cards say that we have had a most momentous night. Allow me to reveal tonight's guest who will be leaving. The entire box of cards flips over all at once, revealing

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They are all blank!

So there you have it. I'm quite impressed. You've all managed to accomplish something many thought impossible. But don't pat yourselves on the back so soon. This was but one night, and there are many more for you to pass. Let's make this day a bit more interesting too. As encouragement to keep up the good effort, I will still be hosting a poll. This poll will serve a different purpose. You will vote for who you think has portrayed the most eventful and enjoyable night. Whoever wins that poll will receive a reward based on what the cards say. You need not participate, but giving your fellow Revelers such an easy head start is a fool's errand.
Chuckles
Good luck.

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Master Bedroom: The main staying quarters for the host of the party. He'll always start his night here but he may not leave every night. Expect to find some personal possessions as well as decorations and standard necessities for living. It also has it's own bathroom!

Hallways: Standard expanses of room that have paintings and other artistic decorations. It seems to be going for a vintage style with it's wall paper and colors.

Museum: A broad room speckled with plaques of information and exhibits regarding various topics and items. If modern interests are what you enjoy, it'd take some serious commitment to get through the entire exhibits, but at a glance they seem to focus on the house's history and the modern world in a gothic-punk style. There's a small window that can seen into the Main Foyer.

Den: A cozy room to relax in for when the party gets too wild downstairs. Enjoy countless sofas and seats around a broad fireplace to warm the room. Some bookcases and knickknacks provide the room with sparse decoration, but the bear rug and lighting adds to the relaxation of the room. A window looks down into the Main Foyer in the southwest corner and A dumbwaiter lies open in the northeast corner accompanied by a Bell above it, and a string tied next to the opening.

Balcony: A high rise above the Main Foyer this area provides nothing but a bird's eye view of the room below and the window's around. Some secure railing should keep any relaxing guests safe from slipping. It does not see those around the stairs or near the Game Room's door.

History Hall: A long hall featuring spotlighted moments of history in the momentous life time of the world. It's not wide but the walls are not scarce of information. There's a few cases of antiques from different eras, from neanderthal clubs to Japanese Katanas.

Future Hall: Ever wonder what the future looks like? Someone took a good guess at what they think the future would look like, from flying cars to personal customization after birth. There's some cases with props in them on this side too, but they can't be real, right?

Open Space: Naught but a chandelier with heavy looking chains hooked to the mouths of various Wulves. It'd take a beast of an effort to knock this thing down.

Library: Books galore, need I say more? There's plenty of neatly stacked books on the shelves with ladders to reach those at the top and some tossed onto the floor into piles and heaps. The alignment of bookcases in here makes it impossible to see from one side of the room to another, but climbing on top of a shelf gives a better view.

Idle Space: Just a bland room really, doesn't seem to be anything in here?

Left Bathroom: An ornate red colored bathroom with "M" marked on the door. Expect everything you'd find in a normal bathroom, but fancier.

Servant's Quarters: A larger but modest room for servant's to take breaks and sleep out the night in. It's as bland as you might expect, but it's also roomier than it looks. There's 3 bells in here that are tied into the wall off to somewhere else, and a speaker that seems to come from somewhere. There is a decent sized window that can see down into the Main Foyer.

Right Bathroom: An overly ornate purple colored bathroom with "W" marked on the door. It's got roughly the same things as the other bathroom, but it's much more gaudy in here.

Conservatory: Various plants and foliage grow up towards the skylight in here. There's also a small section caged off dedicated to raising birds of various breeds, both luxury and performance types. A small desk in the corner contains some paperwork and notes as well as a book that has pictures and details for identifying various plants.

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Theatre: A small practice stage, complete with props, lighting, and the occasional costume fill the far corner of this room, with the rest dedicated to more lazy entertainment such as watching the stage or enjoying the radio.

Game Room: If the Main Foyer is the heart of the party then the game room is it's stomach. Refreshments such as alcohol and carbonated beverages are set around the room for guests to enjoy, but most are focused around right side of the room where a small bar is attended by...nobody. The center of the room features dimly lit pool tables, smoke areas, some dart boards, and other various endeavours to pass the time.

Storage Room: Set to a stable low temperature, many foodstuffs are left in here so long as they have a long shelf life. Don't expect to find anything perishable in here.

Kitchen: Perhaps the least fancy room in the house, mostly servants come in here but occasionally a guest will come and visit. Standard utensils can be found in here and an icebox sits locked to keep it's precious perishables safe. A dumbwaiter lies open in the northeast corner accompanied by a Bell above it, and a string tied next to the opening.

Trophy Room: Animal heads, Picturesque vacations, everything you'd put in one room to show your guests and brag about how great you are. Some retired outfits from safari expeditions and other wilderness outings stand protected by the elements in glass cases, often with an accompanying tool next to them, such as a blunderbuss or grappling hook. There's an Artic camouflage uniform that seems fit for combat if not for the dark red stain on it's neck.

Main Foyer: A Vast room filled with bright light and fancy rugs to give guests the time of their life. A stage sits in the southeast corner for bands and performers to entertain guests, complete with sound and lighting equipment, but the controls seem busted right now. Some stairs down sit behind a door in the corner on the other side. Near the front entrance are some gorgeous flower arrangements and imposing looking suits of armor standing empty handed.

Dining Room: An opulent room second only to the Main Foyer. Filling most of the room is an incredible hardwood table with candles, fine china, and glittering silverware all set out for guests. The only thing missing in this room is a feast, but a lone dish in the middle lies covered with a silver dome.

Den: Similar to the den upstairs, guests will find a similarly room emphasized on comfort and chatting with guests. This room seems to have less furniture however and appears to have a higher decoration standard. One could assume this was meant for the more temporary guests as opposed to the aprty guests who would head upstairs.

Coat Room: A side room for guests to drop off their outdoor clothing and switch into something more comfortable. There still remains some discarded coats, hats, and other clothing, but nothing fancy.

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Master Bathroom: To accommodate for only one bathroom down here the Master Bathroom was set down here. Comes complete with everything a bathroom should have from showers, baths, to even a sauna in the corner. Like seriously, this bathroom is the ultimate bathroom. Just try and break it.

Hallway: It's the same as the other hallways except it's just slightly more decorated with dust.

Stock Room: If it isn't something you'd find in the kitchen or in storage, you'd find it here. Barrels, crates, and bags of who knows what lies around discarded instruments here. A dumbwaiter lies shut against the east wall. There is no bell, but there appears to be a place where there was one.

Showroom: A more secluded museum meant for storing antiques and curios. Some of it looks like garbage and some of it looks like poppycock. Anything from fake looking stone tablets with scribbles on them to balls of lord knows what lie in foggy glass cases. The room seems to have a sense of grandeur that it has lost over time of being unused.

???: Stuck in the middle of the Grand Hall is 4 walls. They tried to cover whatever it is with wallpaper and paint, but it's peeling away and revealing scratches, markings, and weird pictures.

Grand Hall: Other than the eyesore in the middle this square of halls has decorations fit for any creepy basement. Pictures that seem to follow you with their eyes, too many clocks, and was that suit of armor there before?

Trash Compactor: An empty room if you ignore the piles of trash crunched up into cubes. A large machine stands in the room that eats garbage fed into it and compacts it when given the command. The key is currently missing. There's also some scratch marks on the north end of this room.

Abandoned Room: Devoid of any lighting it's kind of hard to see what's in here. In fact, you can't.

Archives: Not so much archives as "all of this documentation had to go somewhere". There's desks. rolls, and file cabinets full of papers, but there's no organization to them, so you'll be guessing at anything you take. The entrance to the vault is in this room, but it's locked up tight. There appears to be no obvious way to open it.

Workshop: Far away from the noise of the party is a humble workshop outfitted with tools and materials for standard craft working. Anything from wood working to welding you can find in here, but supplies are limited. On one of the racks it appears that something long and pole shaped is already missing.

Vault: Who knows what valuables could lie inside. A secret weapon? Wealth beyond your dreams? Or is it already looted and just empty to put on a facade.

Second Floor:
@Adell, @"Coffee", @Bruno Bucciarati, @Francis Shoemaker, @Halo 2, @Two_Finger, @Misery the Inconvenient, @Grimm, @Mii, @Pohatu, @King Radical, @hexundev.

Basement:
@Sebastian Michaelis, @Isabelle, @Tsumugi Shirogane, @"Momotaros", @MarioPants, @Junko, @Bill Cipher, @Rozalin, @Fortnite, @Slayer, @Reigen Arataka, and the final room @Cool Cat

Man, this night was so boring I figuratively and literally fell asleep.

Only one I saw do anything even approaching the far side of radicalness was Grimm's performance in the theatre.

Still, I hope the plastic-y guy and the uncool dweeb enjoyed their royal welcome.

I locked myself in the master bathroom and don't know how to get out...

Wonderful, the presence of an audience certainly enhanced the Ritual, however it did not particularly go as planned, I fear.

The sacrifice was meant to be that of a corpse, and evidently, such heinous crimes did not occur during this peaceful night. Perhaps the deer head I substituted in will suffice, but only the will of the Nightmare Heart can say.

To my audience however, I am pleased that you were able to witness some of my power. I thank you for your presence.

Buono, it seems like no one has passed unexpectedly. I would hate to see such an interesting cast of characters be divided so soon.

Oh my, none of you brutes decided to begin the killing game yet? I must say, I'm rather surprised. I suppose the night had some entertainment in store nonetheless, though. Physical activity isn't my strong suit, but that "kohlii" game the brown creature taught me was an amusing diversion...even if I never stood a chance.

WHAT A RIPOFF! I INVITED MYSELF TO THIS KILLING GAME FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY: TO SEE SOME AUTHENTIC, TOP OF THE LINE SPILLING OF BLOOD! I WANT A REFUND, EITHER THROUGH MONEY OR AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR VITAL ORGANS!

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Hey guys, I dropped off the battle bus into the Main Foyer, and looted the Library and Den for mats.

Then I spent the night showing off my Dances.

Mission failed.

I must say people had quite a rush to get inside, most didn't even take the time to answer my questions when I greeted them! Although I guess I should have considered people would be speechless basking in my presence. And then Grimm tried to kill me with a flag? A flag? Really? At least bring a box next time.

The number of people wanting to see past that mysterious room surprises me. Pohatu and I have been throwing punches at the room's walls for a while, but no dice. Whatever's inside it must be something very important.

What's even more surprising is the sheer power in some of you, especially Slayer. That fight has me pumped up for this party! If you want to work together in fighting some demons, ask ahead. I could always have more friends by my side.

OH, YOU WANT MY ACCOUNT? WELL IT’S SIMPLE! ALL I DID WAS POUR SODA IN MY EYE AND PUT ON A BEAR HEAD, FOLLOWED BY ME PASSING OUT! YEESH, WONDER WHAT THEY PUT IN THE SODA HERE!

AND DON’T FORGET TO APPROACH ME FOR DEALS! THERE’S EVEN A 0% OFF SALE GOING ON!

I must say people had quite a rush to get inside, most didn't even take the time to answer my questions when I greeted them! Although I guess I should have considered people would be speechless basking in my presence. And then Grimm tried to kill me with a flag? A flag? Really? At least bring a box next time.

Aha, I cannot even truthfully claim rituals as an excuse this time. I simply do not like the look of you.

However, it was not a murder attempt. I simply wished to deliver unto you a degree of pain.

Glad to be here with all of you to this party.

I spent all of my night setting up my consultation office, and I hope you all come visit it on it's opening night.

I went to several rooms, stole- I mean borrowed several items for it, and I saw lots of people. I saw Tsumugi working on something when I was working on my signs. Keep working hard there, Tsumugi. Afterwards, I go to the archive room and see Sebastion meditating. It's good for your soul, so keep at it. I "borrowed" a desk as well, can't have an officer without a desk, after all. I saw mariopants muttering something. Maybe he was possessed? But I had to set up my office, so I couldn't deal with him at all.

I took all my stuff to the idle space, setting up some signs where they need to be (you'll see them tonight, I'm sure) and setting my new desk in the room. While I was doing so, I saw Francis Shoemaker smashing the history hall shouting something about capitalism. Surely he won't have problem with my business, I hope. Either way, I tried to avoid him as best as I can. After setting up my office, I realized, I forgot the chair! That's bad, so I sneaked my way around the crazy Shoemaker to the Den, which was also totally trashed, and took a chair for myself, and once again snuck past the Francis the Menace to my office. I passed out from all the work after that, though.

So, what, you want me to go into more detail? Alright, fine.

* When I finally found the place, Twofinger came through the doors with me and instantly went off to do some fingering or something, I don't know and I don't judge.

* I decided I'd do my part in welcoming some of the partygoers with an old Radical Lands tradition - high speed skateboard high-fives. Pohatu and Cool Cat were the lucky receivers of a royal welcome.

* Guests thoroughly welcome, I went to grab myself a drink from the kitchen - a can of Mountain Dew: Code Red, which is a cherry-flavored Mountain Dew, introduced in 2001, it was the first widely successful flavor extension; In its first year of production, Code Red increased overall sales of Mountain Dew by 6%. Versions of Code Red were later released in New Zealand in 2009 (with the cherry flavor changed to berry), in Germany in 2010 and in Canada for DEWmocracy Canada in 2013, where it finished in 2nd place. Code Red was released along with the two other losing flavors from DewMocracy 2013, and won the vote, making it a permanent flavor in Canada. Good tastebuds, Canada.

* Already feelin' the dew doin' it's due on me, I went to the theatre to check out Grimm's performance.

There you go, one account.

A night report? Can do mayor!

I spent the majority of the night inspecting the basement for any signs of wear or damage. It is my job as the major's loyal and trusted assistant to keep all of the residents in the mansion safe after all! Luckily i found nothing!

Otherwise my night was perfectly peaceful!

This post was last modified: Mar 2, 2019 at 2:39 AM by Grimm.

Mmm. I suppose I can recollect the events of my night before the dusk falls upon this manor once more. However, I may not grace you all with this act come future nights. As the phrase goes, a good magician never reveals his secrets, after all.

When I arrive at the hall, I see Sebastian and Reigen, as well as another. Across the way, a mysterious figure, now known to me by the name of "Misery" is seeming somewhat too friendly, perhaps suspiciously so. I take note of him, as in the midst of such events, trust is an emotion for fools. Nevertheless, I enter the Trophy Room and procure a flag for my performance, however it appears someone has taken the grappling hook. No matter.

I venture down the twisting staircase, and see a figure outside the trash compactor. I leave them to their own dark devices, and walk past the bedrooms to the workshop, where a certain yellow secretary is carrying something rather loud in a sack. It would be nice to know the contents of course, but we all have our secrets. I will not pry. She flees in my presence, and I modify the flag to suit my liking, before leaving to the stock room. Pohatu is embracing the flame within, and I feel a sense of pride, but alas, up the dumbwaiter I must go.

In the Kitchen, I search for a skewer as part of the ritual, and find one in the Storage Room, where I also happen to see that esoteric triangle pouring what appears to be soda into his eye.

He too, has a strange ritual it seems.

With my skewer in hand, I leave, past a cat also doing some sort of ritualistic dance. Many like minded individuals seem to be present at this event. This pleases me. Using my connection with the realm of nightmares, I detect there is no corpse tonight with which to partake in the ritual with, so I do the next best thing, and find myself a taxidermied animal. I drag it over to the stage, and see that His Majesty and Tsumugi are watching me. I begin my performance, although it appears my troupe has not yet manifested, and with an eruption of flames from my hand, I ignite the deer head after piercing it with the skewer. As my sacrifice burns a brilliant scarlet, I bow to my two observers, and leave.

In the conservatory, I find Misery the Inconvenient, attempting to speak to the wildlife. Once again, this disturbs me, and I bring the flag down on his head, hoping to send him to a swift slumber as a warning, rather than to the next world. He simply blocks this though, and makes some sort of battle pose. With a sigh, I take my flag and make my way to bed, unwilling to further engage such a wretched being.

Any questions? Or does this display of storytelling prowess sufficiently entertain you?

Describe my night? I simply made a lot of polite conversation. That is all.
Oh, I did notice a lot of the rooms upstairs were ransacked.

My night merely consisted of going about my duties as a butler. Though this may not be my young master's manor, I still felt obligated to do what I could.

In addition, I was asked by him to investigate the vault, but reached a dead end regarding that.

i got birds and knife