you guys want anything

one time i went with a friend to mcdonalds and she got two chicken sandwiches to bring back home, and then we went to her room to watch a movie and she ate them both

we aren't friends anymore

i wouldn't share my mcchickens with you either. you sound judgmental and nerdy

wait a second emma is that you? you crazy food thief this is why I stopped being your friend

why the fuck have mcdonalds changed the veggieburger
nows its two weird oblong veggie things on the same fucking bap as before
who the fuck wants this
there's more fucking burger covering now than there is filling
the fuck are you doing mcdonalds

i'm forever mad that they killed the mcwrap