This post was last modified: May 24, 2019 at 2:32 AM by Arin Hanson.

I, Arin Hanson, need help.

Is Mario gay? We can clearly see him aiming to rescue Princess Peach, but that's because -she- gets herself in trouble, right? Through many games however, we can see Mario riding on top of Yoshi, his dinosaur, and this can clearly be seen as an act of someone, riding on top of a dinosaur.

But then there's Luigi. Why is Mario constantly around Luigi...? At the end of Luigi's Mansion, [SPOILER ALERT], Luigi sheds a tear for Mario.

Crying for Mario's gay. Is Luigi gay? That would explain it all.

But here is the theory I've come up with. Perhaps Mario... ASKS Bowser to kidnap Peach, so he can travel around the world, using it as an excuse to spend some free time for himself. After all, it is no coincidence that you can't see Mario and Luigi together whenever they're taking a piss.

So my question perpetually stands.

Is Mario -gay-? Is the red blur, the iconic Red Luigi... homosapiens?

Sorry for my sudden posting. I couldn't watch Anime without thinking of this.

For all the support, thank you very much. In advance.

the answer might deceive you

THE TRUTH COME OUT

DOES MR MARIO IS GAY?

one day mario woke up

yoshi is forbidden to express any emotions

take that into consideration

Mario strian and

okay wait why am i watching thsi. who madee me google this