This post was last modified: Sep 8, 2016 at 1:14 AM by T-man.

announced at some apple thing

>paid app

>no in-app purchases lol jk

>coming holiday 2016

finally a Mario game I can play while driving

>paid app

>no in-app purchases

Aww, so no "buy 100 coins to buy the Fire Flower upgrade" popups on every death?

tbh though looks really cool. I'm excited it's not freemium, not like it'll cost $40 anyway.

Super Mario (Doesn't) Run (On Anything Useful)

what the fuck i thought that was fake

This post was last modified: Sep 7, 2016 at 5:58 PM by T-man.

what the fuck i thought that was fake

real as fuck

o boi

even mario looks dead inside

>Mario's phone game is about running

>Sonic's phone game is about jumping

now hold on just a sec here

investors are buttholes

Alright so now that ninty is fine with making portable games for platforms people actually use, does that mean they can finally get their SMB3 clone fix with these types of games instead of polluting the main series?

Alright so now that ninty is fine with making portable games for platforms people actually use, does that mean they can finally get their SMB3 clone fix with these types of games instead of polluting the main series?

Not a fucking chance

Even though I fully expect it, I'm going to still be floored when the next NSMB game is announced

Might as well sell it as a Mario Maker expansion at that point, since Mario Maker is literally a dumbed-down version of the software they use to churn out NSMBs

Super Mario Maker 2: Don't Get Your Slopes Up

Alright so now that ninty is fine with making portable games for platforms people actually use, does that mean they can finally get their SMB3 clone fix with these types of games instead of polluting the main series?

i would try to respond to this but t-man already made the perfect post

The NSMB series has sold ~80 million copies so far, they're probably very easy to make and they're very recognizable to the average pleb customer, but yeah, they definitely should stop making them because nerds on the internet get buttmad.

This post was last modified: Sep 7, 2016 at 8:11 PM by T-man.

The NSMB series has sold ~80 million copies so far, they're probably very easy to make and they're very recognizable to the average pleb customer, but yeah, they definitely should stop making them because nerds on the internet get buttmad.

I don't care.

Hell, I would settle for an art style change, the sterile, plastic-look isn't doing it for me anymore.



If only Mario had an art style that would lend itself well to 2D...

Oh wait, it does,

Like I said, the sterile plastic look is probably very appealing to your average customer and it's definitely much easier and cheaper to make.

fucking normies