"Right, so like, my actual account. Well, it started out with... a dream, maybe about the Clinton lady trying to dab at me? I dunno what she's up to, man. Does she think I'm like, 12?
Anyway, after that point I woke up for real, and headed out to House Bishop with the Youtube chick. We walked over there, and it was pretty cold, but I got this sweet vest keeping me warm, and it wasn't a really long walk anyway."
"We went into the Smoker's Lounge, looking for secrets. I moved the table around, checked under the painting, looked in the tobacco for a key, stuff like that. I got it all on film, but I never found much. At least, not 'til that DemonMist guy ran in and unlocked the vault before high-tailing it out outta there."
"Either before or after this is when I asked the Youtube chick for the gun, saying it was for zombies. I said this already, but really it was just for self defense. I guess that counts as a murder attempt, so my plan was to use the incentive that bear promised to make it so the Bee guy couldn't murder me.
I don't wanna hurt anyone, I promise! I just... don't wanna die."
"Good thing is though, we got the best of both worlds 'cuz that's when the zombie came in. Let me tell you, dude. I kicked its ASS! So many bullets flying around, it was just like playing Quake! Man, I wish I installed that on my computer here. I'm sick of Super Mario Kart. 64 was better, man."
"Skull Face came in and started lookin' for secrets too, but I told him there's nothing here besides the Vault, and we checked out the inside. There were a bunch of weird jars and stuff, but the real jackpot was the ladder down to that Underground Pier. "
"Youtuber and I went to check it, but when we got to the Pier, MCD comes outta nowhere with a flying elbow, and just knocks her out cold! It was SO COOL! Anyway, he dresses her up in the Chicken Suit as a joke, and even gives me his mask as a gift! He asks if I wanna have some drinks, and of course I say yes. He tells me to go to the bar and get something, so I do.
When I get back, we just have our drinks then fall asleep. Nothing super eventful, I don't think. Still, THE MCD coming all the way down there just to hang out? What a cool dude!"