What do I need to make this chili? Nothing is implied.

Rules:
- I must be able to find all ingredients within my local grocery store.
- No seafood. I don't eat it normally so I don't know how to prepare it. Some people in my family have allergies and I don't want to use this garrison to find out if I do too.
- Budget of $15 for ingredients per dish.
- Suggestions can be goofy but don't suggest anything unsafe. I will be eating these.

* jalapeño

add chopped carrot

This post was last modified: Feb 25, 2020 at 1:04 AM by X͟a͏vi̴er ̀[XW̧ ̢E̵xec̷ut̀ive]̡.

"You know, I'm thinking the old "Tomato Sauce and Beans" combo is old hat by now. Audiences͘ ͜áre s͟ic̀k̡ ̴of͝ ̕it,́ ́a͏nd ̀it̀'s testing like shit in focus groups.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Is i͘t҉ ̷re͏all͏y͡ c̴h̴íli ìf̡ yo͢uditch the classics? Nah, gotta keep some of that homestyle feel going on. Ease the consumer into it, I'm sure you know what I mean.

So, I'm thinkin' at least half the sauce is gonna have to be... Grape jelly. Look, I dunno, you're the cook here. You'll figure it out."

marshmallows

grape jelly is totally workable for a sort of bbq-type thing so i say go all in with barbeque sauce

grape jelly is totally workable for a sort of bbq-type thing so i say go all in with barbeque sauce

why do you know this

grape jelly is totally workable for a sort of bbq-type thing so i say go all in with barbeque sauce

why do you know this

my mom made it for a housewarming party and it was actually delicious, why?

seal's mom was actually trying to get them to move out right away but the plan backfired

Chickpeas