Nyahahahahahaha!


The first sacrifice to Atua has been made!


Angie's so happy with you all!



@Coffee has been found dead in the Dungeon!

His role was ULTIMATE MONARCH

Role Description: Show

A castle... truly the place for you to be. Who else would fit as well as the ULTIMATE MONARCH in the seat of nobility?

With the power of your royal status, you can declare one room off-limits to all players for the duration of a night phase. Anyone inside the room will be ejected at the start of the night, and anyone who tries to enter will be repelled by an unseen barrier. Of course, this does not apply to you - you may enter the room as you wish. There are certain rooms your role cannot seal, listed in a footnote here. Additionally, you can command others to give you their items or receive yours, simply by walking up and demanding that they give or take items. This doesn't apply to role-related items of any sort, just to regular items gathered from around the castle.

Forbidden Action: You must be decisive and never waver in front of others. In a trial, your vote cannot be changed or retracted once made.
You cannot seal any hallway, any bedroom, the Great Hall, or the Throne Room.

Hmmm... Angie thinks you should get a motive to solve this! So how about this? If you vote for the correct killer and they are lynched, Angie will assist you with any one task you request, as long as it's not part of a murder attempt. It's not that special, but Angie needs to save the stronger incentives for later, right?


CASE FILES
-There is a dark mark around Coffee's neck. Additionally, a severe bruise covers his entire back.
-The Dungeon has been locked from the outside.
-A rope currently dangles from the inside of the Well.
-The fires in the Smithy forge and the Furnace have both been put out.
-There is a large hole in the north wall of the ??? Room.
-The shrine to Atua in Angie's Room has been demolished, and the TV in the Solarium is damaged.
-There's steam filling the entire kitchen, making it very difficult to see anything.
-A broken bottle is lying on the floor of Wine Storage.


THE MAP
The map will update as you investigate what changed by your actions.

First Floor: Show

Great Hall: A huge central room that's full of several tables. At the northeast corner burns a large fireplace, big enough to fit a few people. A set of stairs leads down to the lower level, and this room has a notably higher ceiling than any other.
Bedrooms: Sixteen bedrooms, one per player. Each bedroom contains a bed, a closet, and a boogeyman.
Closet: A small janitorial closet. Contains various cleaning supplies.

Bathroom: The usual - toilet, bathtub, and sink. This is the only bathroom in the entire castle. Please do not destroy it.
Hall of Statues: This particular hallway is lined one end to the other with all sorts of high-quality stone statues carved by Angie. Besides the obvious of Atua and Angie herself, there are plenty of other KG murderers past, such as MCD, The Other Monokuma, Colonel Sanders, and Tony the Tiger, just to name a few.
Chapel: A nondenominational religious chapel, complete with an altar and several benches. Pray to whichever god you wish in here.
Poolhouse: This room has been converted into a poolhouse, complete with potted plants and poolchairs, for all your desires to swim. People, bodies and items thrown into the moat will turn up in the pool at the start of the day.

Beekeeper's Room: COVERED IN BEES. A room devoted to the care and raising of bees, and thus it's filled to the brim with bees, beehives, and beekeeping equipment. A set of stairs heads to the basement.
Indoor Garden: A lush garden covers the entirety of this room, plants growing everywhere except for a small path that leads between the doors and to the well. It's humid in there!
Well: An empty well that leads right down into the Dungeon. Without some sort of climbing or cushioning equipment, anyone who falls down this well will be knocked out and have their night end unceremoniously.
Library: Full of several fully-loaded bookcases. The bookcases are not designed to be moved, but they're not bolted or restrained. With enough force...
Smithy: As the still-burning firepit here shows, this was the room where weapons were crafted. While there aren't any crafted weapons to be found, there's still hammer, tongs, and anvil, as well the general decor of a smithy. A set of stairs heads to the basement.

Angie's Room: Angie Yonaga's personal bedroom. It doubles as an impressively detailed shrine to Atua, as well as her personal art room, complete with all sorts of art supplies. This is where you can find Angie at the start of the game, and where she'll return to for each night's end if possible.
Solarium: A massive glass window in the south wall and another in the ceiling mean there's plenty of sunlight to go around. Beyond that, just the basics in rest and relaxation, such as a couch, a coffee table, and a couple chairs.
Gatehouse: The entranceway to the castle. The only items of note are the drawbridge sealing the entrance and the mechanisms to control it... which have been disabled.

Dining Hall: Multiple tables loaded with plates and utensils take up this room's space. A welcoming feast has been arranged.
Kitchen: Modernized! A fridge, a pantry, an oven... what you'd expect from a current-day kitchen. Still shows signs of its past, such as the roaring fireplace that's crackling in one wall of the room.
Freezer: A large walk-in freezer, currently full of frozen cuts of meat. The freezer door can be shut and locked from the outside only.

Moat: The entire castle is surrounded by a large moat, preventing anyone from leaving the castle for the duration of the game. Players, corpses, and objects that end up in the moat will be moved to the Poolhouse at the start of a day phase.

Basement: Show

Dungeon: A bleak, dank cell with absolutely nothing in it except an unreachable hole in the ceiling that leads to the Indoor Garden.
Guardpost: A small room with a desk, designed for watching the dungeon. The dungeon can be locked from this room.
Wine Cellar: Containing many fine vintages, there's all sorts of wine casks and crates. A few of them currently block the door to the Guardpost, though they can be moved with some effort.

Throne Room: The central room of the basement. Largely empty outside of rugs and curtains, a massive throne sits at the north end of the room, and a staircase to the first floor runs up against the west wall.
Painting Gallery: Several beautiful works of art hang on these walls. There's nothing Atuan or murdery about these, they seem to have been added solely for aesthetic value.
Armory: Full of suits of armor, as well as a large number of medieval weapons - swords, spears, axes, maces, flails...
Treasure Room: It's gold! A lot of valuable objects, such as gold, coins, and gems, can be found in this room. Not that it does you any good while stuck in here!
Guardroom: Once where the King's Guard was stationed. There's a number of beds, a fireplace, a small dining table, a rack of knives, and a large book of some sort.
Music Hall: This room is full of several different musical instruments. Everything from strings to brass to keyboard. There's a staircase to the first floor, as well.

???: Whatever this room is, there's no entrance. It's solid stone on all sides.

Gym: If you want to get a workout in, this is the place. It's equipped with all the exercise machine staples, as well as weights and tools.
Furnace: The central heating system is located here. Powered by an old-style burning furnace, big enough to fit a person, it supplies heat to the entire castle.
Machinery Room: Contains the plumbing, electricity, and ventilation systems for the entire building. Be careful in here. There's also a staircase to the first floor.

Graveyard: A gloomy room, with graves running wall to wall. There's a string of unlabeled empty graves in the back.

CURRENT PLAYERS
@Draku
@"Just Stamp the Ticket" Man
@Wakka
@Falconhoof
@The Detective
@Mr. Peanutbutter
@Kass
@Barton Roberts
@Gundham Tanaka
@Bigfoot
@Pea
@Kright
@Atelier Annie
@JonTron
@Rubber Duck

CURRENT NPCS
@Angie Yonaga


The day phase will last until 9 PM Eastern time tomorrow, May 13th.

Innocent rubber toy squeaking

lol, owned

Ooooh, the dungeon? Hey, I was in the dungeon! What a coincidence!

CURRENT NPCS
@Angie Yonaga

compare the rope to the mark around coffee's neck i doubt it matches but might as well

compare the rope to the mark around coffee's neck i doubt it matches but might as well

You compare the rope. It doesn't match the mark.

I exit my bedroom to see Barton Roberts being a fucknugget and prancing around in the hallway, Stamp the Ticket Man is going south. I go into the Great Hall. Angie enters from the south and wants to pray, but I only worship Star Breaker's feet so I decline. She goes out the west exit of the Great Hall. The Detective specifically staggers through from the south and exits north. Rubber Duck and Kright are jerking eachother off as they enter from the north and leave south. Angie comes back to eat for a while. While she chows down, Atelier Annie has a waterfall in her pants and also her entire body as she comes from the north and sits in front of the fire. Angie brings her plate to her lips, chomps down on it, and breaks both her teeth and the plate comically. She then goes south. Jontron comes up the stairwell in the room and heads for the Bedroom Hall. I leave Annie, who is now thoroughly cooked, and go into the Bedroom Hall myself. As I enter my own room, a cryptid enters his own room.

As you can see, my testimony contains definitive evidence that FWD is guilty. He is not in it whatsoever because he was too busy killing Coffee. Next case, please.

This post was last modified: May 13, 2020 at 1:47 AM by Mr. Peanutbutter.

Well, guess the jig is up, right? The script said this was supposed to be one of those late-game big reveals, you know, like Bruce Willis in that movie where he gets six cents.

But anyway, here: check out my dungeon key! Pretty neat, huh? This thing looks suuuper medieval, really fits that whole "spooky dungeon" aesthetic. Maybe I'll copy this theme for my next Halloween party...

Speaking of props, I saw Kass looking at some guitars earlier. That guy looks like he's got some real musical talent, but my lawyer told me to check a guitar string against the victim's neck. Dunno what that means, but I can't wait to see him in concert!

i wanted to watch the chronicles of riddick and do the moves right then and there for the people to see. i only went for the solarium and thats the only place i went to, i didnt even leave it for reason i will iterate MUCH LATER IN THIS ACCOUNT, pay attention this will be in the exam

on my way to the solarium, i saw:

• wakka, in the gatehouse
  
• falconhoof, entering the smithy

when i got to the solarium:

• wakka entered the room to go to angie's room. fucker.

i had to WAIT. can you believe that??? nobody's interested in the chronicles of riddick? that's riddickulous. ok im exaggerating but there were a couple people who finally sat down after moments of waiting:

• a sole rubber duck
  
• bird bard weirdo
  
• special guest gundam tanaka who just wanted to check out angie's room as well. i see the priorities of interest within this group and im not happy about that

at least i could start the movie, christ.

so i OPEN PALM SLAM THE DVD INTO THE TRAY. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. everyone's impressed, im sure, but i was too busy doing the MOVES i was so captivated by them. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON, and i make SURE that EVERYONE IN THE ROOM knows this. when i turn around:

• wakka finally sits down to watch, took him long enough!!
  
• gundam too
  
• kright was sitting as well and i never noticed her enter either
  
• the OG other 2 were still there but that bird was about to do something terrible

YEAH HE DID SOMETHING TERRIBLE. HE STARTED SCREECHING WONDERWALL, RUINING THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK EXPERIENCE. I COULD NOT EVEN DO MY WHOOSHING SOUNDS WITH THAT BASTARD PLAYING THAT MONSTROSITY. fuck everything man he played wonderwall. fuck.

• because of that, kright left
  
• rubber duck too, how thje fuck can that thing move its inanimate
  
• the rest try to stay and endure the atrocity while i try to save face, despite MESSING UP TECHNIQUE

i told him to SHUT UP so he did and left

movie night saved.

this is where shit gets INTENSE. RIDDICK'S IN TROUBLE MAN, that scene gets me every time and APPARENTLY GUNDAM THOUGHT SO TOO so he THREW HIMSELF AT THE TV SET. the tv was broken but the sound was still on, so i kept making WHOOSHING SOUNDS as a last ditch effort to save the movie night. gundam left without any regret in his life apparently

by the end of the movie i was EXHAUSTED and SOME DETECTIVE WANTED TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY and threw a bottle at me. i dont remember the rest.

edn

ok exam time:

WHY DID I NOT LEAVE THE SOLARIUM AT THE END OF THE NIGHT? answer now

??? - Staring up, disconsolately considering your life, you ponder the arched ceiling above you. Fine workmanship and countless man hours had gone into the construction of this once holy abode - did it now really deserve to be disgraced by your presence below it?

But then, you do deserve everything coming to you, don't you? Ever since that day, when you last set eyes on her-

Your vision blurs, as you continue to stare upward, blankly. You feel a squeezing pain in your chest. Is it your lungs? Your good for nothing heart? Best not to think of it. There's a reason you went on a bender, after all.


??? - Regardless, you can hear murmurings around you. Apparently there's been a murder. Something about this calls to a sliver of your fractured psyche inside your aching head. You attempt to recall the previous night...

---

The first thing you recall, is staring into your ugly mug in the bathroom, and then leaving for the kitchen to grab a man's best friend - a knife. On the way, you recall bumping into Mr. Roberts and a Rubber Duck.

Once you were done in the kitchen, you headed for your next destination - the armory. However, the armory was blocked by an invisible force, somehow. Weaponry unattainable, you continued onward to the wine storage, where you planned to enact the great mind-scouring of all thought in your head.

Barring a terrible, imposing presence in the room, who was quickly sent running due to the immense aura of fuck-uposity you exude, it's easy to say this was a success.

The rest of the night... is a blur of colours, smells, and the sounds of glass breaking. The last thing you recall is slouching into the chapel, a drunken mess, next to some one with incredibly large feet.

Well, guess the jig is up, right? The script said this was supposed to be one of those late-game big reveals, you know, like Bruce Willis in that movie where he gets six cents.

But anyway, here: check out my dungeon key! Pretty neat, huh? This thing looks suuuper medieval, really fits that whole "spooky dungeon" aesthetic. Maybe I'll copy this theme for my next Halloween party...

Speaking of props, I saw Kass looking at some guitars earlier. That guy looks like he's got some real musical talent, but my lawyer told me to check a guitar string against the victim's neck. Dunno what that means, but I can't wait to see him in concert!

Mr. Peanutbutter presents his dungeon key. You try it on the door to the dungeon, and it works perfectly.

Comparing the guitar string to the victim's neck does not produce a match.

Alright, alright. I see some people just can't leave a guy alone!

Well, fine then! I'll move all the wine that was blocking the door to the Guardpost back in front of the door, then go allllll the way back up to the well, climb down into the dungeon, walk into the guardpost, then try to muscle the door open!

You happy now? Because I am! This is the most realistic crime drama I've ever been a part of! Bravo, writing team!

outside my bedroom I sight angie enter the closet
passing through the chapel I see a weird spaceman soaked to the suit leaving the poolhouse
feeling up for some fun I attempt to practice holding my breath underwater in the pool
unfortunately I had forgotten to bring appropriate clothing or even a change of clothes so once I felt satisfied and got out I was absolutely wet

looking to cure my chilled bones I head to the nearest fire, which happens to be in the great hall where draku is
after a time he heads to bed and I follow, sufficiently warmed

- I wake up in a cold sweat, as if I had a bad dream. The last thing I remember from it is being shot at and then rolling down a snowy mountain. I check myself for wounds and find none, but I do have a cheap X-Files T-Shirt on.
- I inspect the bedroom and find that there is a radio that plays some Atuan religious jams.
- I exit my bedroom to find a spaceman leaving for the gatehouse.
- I go to the kitchen. There is a pot that is almost boiled out entirely. I grab a jug of water to keep myself hydrated.
- I go to the furnace and piss into it to extinguish the flames.
- I try to go to the armory next but there is an invisible forceblocking me.
- I pass through the guardroom where I find Jontron.
- I continue through to the music hall where I see Gundham.
- I head upstairs to the smithy. As I enter Falconhoof leaves.
- I piss out the fire and then grab a hammer.
- Next I go to the chapel. The detective enters with me then passes out on a bench.
- I leave and see Kright entering her bedroom. I go into the bathroom and take another piss.
- When I exit the bathroom Draku is exiting the great hall.
- I return to bed.

@Angie Yonaga now that there's a hole in the ??? room can we inspect it?

Hey.
I saw somebody leave the Wine Cellar just as I was entering.
Guardpost was still blocked off.
I got knocked out in the cellar. Somebody took my knife.
Thanks.

- I wake up in a cold sweat, as if I had a bad dream. The last thing I remember from it is being shot at and then rolling down a snowy mountain. I check myself for wounds and find none, but I do have a cheap X-Files T-Shirt on.

deepest kg lore.

@Angie Yonaga are the marks around Coffee's next hand marks?