You vote in here. So vote!
Be sure to say their name in BIG, BOLD LETTERS so I don't miss it!
Also you might want to put any fun theories in here on whodunnit, and try to convince others to vote the same way!

This post was last modified: Aug 29, 2020 at 10:43 PM by Minus Shachou.

I shall be voting for GOOSE since there's only room for one difficult person around.

This post was last modified: Aug 29, 2020 at 10:55 PM by Demopan.

Colonel Sanders

-In the area at the right time
-Had two knives to slash in an X shape
-Cooked with bourbon, which he could've used to set Stu on fire
-Probably would've passed by Stu or seen him in the north hallway after leaving the Kitchen, yet mysteriously doesn't in his testimony

Power Flotzo

Large gap of time around when the murder occurs, is in the area of the murder, spends most of his time on the second floor.

I suspect POWER FLOTZO as well. There is a large amount of time in which he could have killed, and he spends a suspicious amount of time on the second floor.

Too bad I didn't run into him, I could have given him some nice tire tread marks across his face to match the ropeburn he's gonna get from being hung.

agree fuck the GOOSE

Honk.

This post was last modified: Aug 30, 2020 at 12:25 AM by 👌.

Power Flotzo cause i think a ⚖️ break will be fun

Going to vote for Sanders based off Stu's known pathing and Flotzo's route in comparison to his

yeah im also gonna vote for uhh colonel sanders i think he did the murder

I have reason to believe Sanders didn't do it (if that's his real name). I'd rather go for Power Flotzo.

Stu became fire to ascend beyond after opening all the hatches

Demopan.

He clearly broke the terms of engagement in our battle, and as thus must be permanently disqualified.

18 NAKED COWBOYS VOTING FOR COLONEL SANDERS AT RAM RANCH

BEEFY HUNKY COWBOYS LOOKING TO SHUT DOWN RIVAL FARMS SPECIALISING IN COCKS

A confession? Ugh. Here I was expecting him to go down struggling.

Fine, I'll vote COLONEL SANDERS too. You happy?

I heard that the colonel did it, but you didn't hear it from me

I vote Sanders because he seems suspicious ...

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I guess this is just a formality at this point.



8 for COLONEL SANDERS, 3 for POWER FLOTZO, and 1 for GOOSE, DEMOPAN, and... STU.
Wow! You got it CORRECT! COLONEL SANDERS killed that stroller good!

That SANDERS is a tricky one. He soaked some YARN he got from the ARTS AND CRAFTS ROOM in BOURBON, slashed up that STU guy, and then tied him to the CHANDELIER!
All so that when the incandescent light heated up the BOURBON to its flashpoint, it would burn the YARN and send it careening down to the first floor, dramatically revealing itself to whoever was there.



Well, lets send him off, shall we?


COLONEL SANDERS wakes up in a cold sweat. Oh right, he's not COLONEL SANDERS. He's just an ordinary KFC employee, stuck in a dead-end job.
A boring shower, a boring drive, and a boring job. So boring.
He stands over the deep fryer, working the racks. Man, if only he was a super cool murderer.
...
THE OTHER MONOKUMA, his manager, grabs his head and slams it into the deep fryer. COLONEL SANDERS screams in agony until he stops struggling, his face finger lickin' good.




Right, so who was that COLONEL guy? Well...

ULTIMATE MURDEROUS FIEND 2.0: Show

ULTIMATE MURDEROUS FIEND 2.0
"Don't need a medal, for all the men we kill."
+Your attempts will almost always succeed. Only the most impossible and ridiculous attempts will fail.
+You have absolutely absurd strength and precision. You can easily knock anyone out and break anything.
+Won't kill anyone by accident.
+Never suffer from attempt motives.
+No mortal man can possibly kill you with such stacked odds. Only game rules can end you.
-You must leave a calling card at the murder scene, discuss with TOM something nice and appropriate. A specific murder method, a body position, a bloody message, a literal card... Luckily, you're supernaturally quick at preparing the scene with it.

FORBIDDEN ACTION: If you make it to the Final Night without 3 kills under your belt, you will be immediately executed. You'd basically win normally if you killed that many people, anyway.

I'm sure you'll all sleep better at night knowing that that monster's out of the picture.

Puhuhu! Night two coming soon, so you better be ready for it!
Oh, and of course, a nice, friendly, MOTIVE.