Hey. You probably don't know who I am. That's fine, I wish I didn't get to know you either.

My name is Piccolo Jr. I'm the son from King Piccolo, a Namekian who came down to this stupid planet one day and failed to conquer it.

But you're not here to listen to my story, I was hired to write about dogs, so shut your mouth and don't make a single comment about the matter.

Today's dog is the Piccolo. It comes from the land of Italy, said to have been existing for over 2.000 years in Greece before being claimed by Rome, who then claimed and developed the type itself for the rest of its years.

Unlike other dogs of the same type, this one's known to be the smallest of its kind, more specifically the Canes Venatici. It's known to have an average weight of 8kg, or 17 pounds if you're from America. Its height, as told earlier, is relatively small, ranging from 32 cm to 36 cm, or 1'0" if you're from America.

They're good hunters, the small prey's usually their specialty. Besides that, there's nothing too relevant to state, you can look up the rest.

... (Mumble)

Wait a minute...

WHAT?!



This dog's not called Piccolo, it's called the Italian Greyhound, this is false information! You think it's funny to hire me just because of my name, huh?!

... (Mumble)

Fine! I'll shut up and keep it as is... whatever fits in those dirty paws of yours.



You can see more of this type of dog in the movie... Good Boy.

I'm not saying that again.

Whatever, make sure to look at the following pictures on a bright room and at a safe distance from whatever screen you're using.

I won't turn into a doctor just to help you be less stupid.

1: Italian Greyhound on the Grass


2: Italian Greyhound with a Stick on its Mouth


3: Italian Greyhound Hiding Under a Blanket


... (Mumble)

I don't care about what your format is! Don't interrupt me while I'm typing.

... (Mumble)

Fine... whatever.

4: Shadow


5: Stare


6: Pearls


... (Mumble)

SHUT UP!

7: Beach at the Greyhound


8: White Greyhound


9: Couch Greyhound


10: Walking the Greyhound


11: Angry Greyhound


12: Whatever this is.


13: Greyhound Pajamas


14: Leaning Greyhound


15: Greyhound Doll


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What, you want more? Fine.

Extra:
16: Puppies in a Basket


17: Paw Over Face


18: They're eager to see you.


19: They're on the bed.


20: Finally, this stupid work is done. Oh, this is the title, that's right. That's right... I can't delete what I've already written. They're playing.


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Kill me.