This post was last modified: Sep 19, 2020 at 10:27 PM by
Demopan.
Ah did it, ah'm the winner...me, not you...V-Victory! Is! Mine! Ahaha...ha...ha...
...just a one-eyed bloody monster...
Sorry lads...'avin a moment. Go on...do the investinagationing without me...
...
*grumble*
I woke up and left me room along with
Totally Regular Lad. He regularly followed me to the main building, and regularly split off to the LAUNDRY ROOM while I went to the KITCHEN. I grabbed me trusty pan, which was heartlessly pilfered by that cretinous klepto Kojima, and snagged some scrumpy too. I passed by the
Wooden Bowser as I left and headed to the ARTS AND CRAFTS ROOM. The
wee li'l mousie and the
gay cowboy also entered from the east. That blasted
Goose zipped by too.
I got to work painting me pan a pretty shade of Australium. TOM came through at some point dragging the devil lass' corpse, still holding his golden sceptre. The cowboy left south, and the mouse entered the BATHROOM. When I finished, I headed downstairs to the STAGE.
That's where I would've had the final battle against Mr. Satan, but after his unfortunate and untimely demise...I was the WINNER, laddies! Wooooooo! Woo....woo. I just got drunk alone while the Regular Lad and the mouse had a brawl in the THEATRE. The Goose also came in, and-
OI. WAT JUS' HAPPENED?
Bloody bird bonked me on the 'ead and knocked me out cold. When I woke up, me mouth tasted like...soap? Is this some kinda statement about me language? Well a great big bloody FUCK YOU to you, too. The mouse was still here and started givin' me a hard time about this being rat ranch or somethin'. Tired of all these animals.
I left to the MAIN HALL, where I saw
Minus Shachou and- *gasp* -
Kojima! He took that bloody flashlight out again, and he shined it in me eyes! I really need to invest in some sunglasses. When I came to, me pan was...me australium pan...was...
KOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAA
With the fury of a thousand tryhards in pub servers, I left the building and went to the COURTYARD. The
emoji lass was here, and she asked me to check out her peckers. Lovely. One of 'em looks like it's at half mast. She fucks off to bed while I keep drinking away my sorrow.
After some time passes, I hear a commotion from the LIBRARY TOWER. Looks like someone's up there? Then I see that wooden turtle thing again, on top of the Bedroom building. Then,
KA-BOOOOOOM! Finally, some fireworks in this place! Ahhh, that makes me back. While I'm enjoying the show, the Regular Lad and
the much nicer water fowl pass by and go to their rooms. Bout time for me to sleep too, then. As I get to me room, I nearly trip over something on the ground: the championship belt! Ahaha! Ah'm the rightful owner now...might go for a pretty penny on the marketplace, though.
...
...I jus' want me pan back...