i.e. baths or showers? hot or cold water?

I just converted to a cold shower person on a hot day

you probably already know who I am, oh well

i eat my own ass

i cum to wash the stains away

i wait for it to rain and roll around in the puddles

start it hot and turn it cold by the end

#2 I didn't know jules conroy joined minus world

piss

like many US senators once a month on the sabbath day i drink the blood of the covenant and stand outside, unmoving with arms stretched out, basking in the subtle moonlight to rejuvinate my body and cleanse my sins

sometimes i bring a rubber ducky

i used to shower every morning but recently the mold has gotten so bad i only shower twice a week to avoid agitating it more

if the water is not one step below hot enough to inflict physical pain you're doing it wrong

just jump in the goddamn urinal

dump in the urinal? got it

Secret of the Urinal

bidet my asshole til its spotless and nothing else

i frankly dont see the problem with only washing my asshole with a wet paper towel and then a dry one and nothing else. its not like poop comes from my eyes or my feet, so those aren't going to smell on their own. anybody feel me?

personally, i just use axe body spray in lieu of showering. after using axe body spray, i feel scentally delicious and confident. seriously! i recommend the orion scent. homos aren't allowed to use it though, since its only supposed to work for attracting women

This post was last modified: Dec 8, 2020 at 6:06 AM by Draku.

there was a kid in my elementary school who would routinely shit in the sinks, to the point where they started requiring a teacher to wait outside the bathroom on bathroom breaks

somehow the sink shitting still happened and he was never caught. his identity remains a mystery

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it was the teacher

#18 is really good at phoenix wright games

#19 fucking sucks

also hi #31, you're gay