shygul here. i do not reccomend fucking any fruit unless ur gonna ride a cucumber or something along those lines (absolutely do not shove a banana in yourself though jfc that shit'll break

My sphincter has pinched off some pretty dense loafs. There would be no difference between a cucumber and a banana.

for some reason furries are on a pumpkin fucking trend irl now and idgi

ffs just spend money on a flesh light or magic wand

i think you could stick a berry up your butt and then it wouldnt do much harm but it probably wouldnt be super pleasurable either since those arent too firm

that's berry good.

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