It's Halloween. Time for scary stories.
One morning you are sitting at your table eating breakfast and reading the newspaper. You notice an advertisement that says Wal-Mart is having a sale on bullets to celebrate the weekend. You are almost out of bullets so you go to Wal-Mart. The clerk asks what kind of bullets you want and you show him your gun. He recommends the silver bullets. You ask why. He points to the calendar on the counter. It is Friday the 13th.
After a long day at work you go into the bathroom and start to poop. You take out your phone and then suddenly two hours pass. Both your legs have fallen asleep. There is an angry ghost. You try to get up and run but your legs are still asleep. Your only method of calling for help is posting on Minus World using mobile.
After hours of staring at random google search results, you come up with the perfect garrison. You pitch the idea to your fellow users, and they're on board with it. The only problem: there's already two active garrisons.
Well... "active" garrisons. No one really knows how long they've been around for, nor how much longer they'll last. They've been dragging along, the way a zombie drags its legs across the ground.
You're quick to identify the gimmickeers, and they're just as quick to acknowledge the existence of the garrisons. They review their plans, and show signs of being ready to end their garrisons. All seems well.
Yet whenever you check Minus World, the only new posts include fresh content from random dupes, delays from what appears to be one of the gimmickeers, and honk.
Maybe it's always been like this. Maybe it'll always be like this. Maybe we're all stuck in an unending loop. You've googled "Minus World" before and it sure sounds like a loop.
How did we get here?
Well... "active" garrisons. No one really knows how long they've been around for, nor how much longer they'll last. They've been dragging along, the way a zombie drags its legs across the ground.
You're quick to identify the gimmickeers, and they're just as quick to acknowledge the existence of the garrisons. They review their plans, and show signs of being ready to end their garrisons. All seems well.
Yet whenever you check Minus World, the only new posts include fresh content from random dupes, delays from what appears to be one of the gimmickeers, and honk.
Maybe it's always been like this. Maybe it'll always be like this. Maybe we're all stuck in an unending loop. You've googled "Minus World" before and it sure sounds like a loop.
How did we get here?