"cmoe now you damn thing"

[he hti the lid]



"dang raddeoshack capabcitors"



He jchunk that thang against the couch, it bounces among the large cirle of couch surronding a 0opening in the middle of the the room.

"What on tv"

3 crts sit in a pile in the center in the rom, turned in differin directions

All the couch are in various states of wear, like a gradient darkining from the center out to the edge. He do the sit on the inner cirlce and flip on the nearest facin



*Click*



The mortorrola do a ring. Diggin round the gcouch cushion he pulls out a iphone 3 attached to a motorola. He put the motor to his ear

"Couch delivery."

A responds crackles through the receiver



He hangs up the phone.

"Another prank call. Can't belive no one wants to hire a capable whoelsalesman and electrionic reapir."

Through the door there be a stack of papers falling.

He moves up to take a look whats been dleivered...

thanks dustin.

"Greetin card, wrong address."

Tossing the card , He takea seat buy the door and pulls a nearby bong over. Water lookin like gamer girl bath water.

The bong bubbles from a long drag as he flips through the mail.

"Trash, trash...taco bell coupon, sweet... uh trash...."

One colorful card standin out.

"owo Whats dis...."

nsfw: Show

He looks around, tentatively tucking the card into his pocket.

"Ah, spicy. Tuck that one away for later. Whats this one...? Hot and spicy...."

nsfw: Show

"Broth city ads gettin interesting," he mutters as his eyes glide down the page.

His eye catches sight of something around his neck

"em doubleyoo...awards 2019....whered i get this"

now that is one SEXY or--oh HELL no

He tosses the remainder of the mail, it sliding down the nearby pile and onto the top of the fridge. Keep it around incase you need to go back and finish up checkin it.

Returning to the his phone, he pulls up a list, randomly clicking on different listings.

"Lets try calling these people and see if they be ready for deliverin..."

"contact list says...

uid=469

uid=666

uid=420

uid=317

uid=201

uid= 24

uid =12

uid=1

uid =100

uid=205

uid =405

uid=504



Lets see if anyone picks up"

AHHHHHHHH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST COUCH MAN I DID NOT ASK YOU TO DELIVER ME ANIMANIACS FEET AND I CERTAINLY DID NOT ASK YOU TO FAKE ME OUT WITH A SEXY ORANGE FIRST

totally insaney
Feet need explainey

so tell me why you like feet uh..
(glancing down to a piece of paper)
Deep rock galatic employee number 84

tha aky you couch delivery mannn but i dont think feetaee re tastt cuz humans are uhghhh

anuway..... thank you...

holy shit a talking dog

that is indeed a talking dog

you get used to it