[FUCK OFF DISCORD USERS NO SPOILERS IN THE PREVIEW OH MY GOD STOP CHEATING]\

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[YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO CHEAT HOLY SHIT]

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[JESUS CHRIST MFAN JUST CLICK THE THREAD]

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...and you pull out a clay model of Feetio. You toss it away in disgust, but it instantly returns to the palm of your hand. His eyes burn deeply into your soul. What do you do?

The discord preview still fucked me over man. fml

Can I soak it in water?

give him a big ol' smooch

owned

#3. All you did was make Feetio bigger, compounding your problem.

#4. Feetio returns your kiss, this scares the fuck out of you. Your kiss has given him life, you monster.

lick his feetios

>meet feetio

>literally inches away from a fireplace

We don't need no water let that motherfucker burn

#7 Why? You lick his gross clay foot. He giggles and then kicks you hard in the nose.

#8 he jumps out of the place saying ow hot hot hot. No damage appears to have been done.

fuck dude is this an open rp. is this homestuck 3

pull out my rick and morty portal gun and shoot a portal below feetio, throwing him into the dimension from DC comics where everyone is a gorilla and therefore doesnt understand what he is, and therefore will never be repulsed by feetio, allowing feetio to gain acceptance and self-realize his self-esteem just as everyone should have the right to

>>10

>fuck dude is this an open rp.

no

>is this homestuck 3

yes

#11 Feetio teleports back into your dimension with an army of gorilla servants after he took over their civilization and makes you eat bananas.

create handio

i befriend feetio and compliment him on his success in the gorilla earth

#14 Feetio kills him without a sweat. There's only room for one limb turned plumber in Minus World.
#15 Feetio thanks you but imprisons you anyways.

I cast trenchfoot

On the homepage the thread's title reads as "you reach into your Chris" and for a second I was wondering what exactly you would do with him

"Tomar, what would you do if you reached into your Chris and pulled out a little green man who winked at you, farted, and teleported away?"

if you had a tiny clone of chris o neill would you torture it