I realize that a public space normally isn't the best place to chat about your felonies, so I want to give you the opportunity to do so under the safety of your anonymous masks. Rest assured, I will only be logging your IP addresses for the sole purpose of linking you to the right people who will help you get the job done.

farting in an elevator

the only crime i have committed is not listening to zelma's mix tape

Piracy.

i was the one who deleted minus world 1

i was the zodiac killer

we can take ted cruz off the list of people who need to join mw

funny ones

>>#7

you can't prove anything

I didn't look both ways before crossing the street and then I got hit by a car. Joke's on the driver, he's just a phony who listens to green lights

who's green lights? should I check out their discography