thread title. in here we will discuss why each given user is a contender for the biggest beta. i'm gonna lay down some ground rules though.

1. for fuck's sakes don't just post "hur dur fwd" or "hur dur mfan" or "insert whatever punching bag." this is supposed to be scientific, damn it

2. post evidence why a given user is a beta

3. since it's impossible to truly quantify one's beta-ness, or indeed agree on what "beta" even means, you're allowed to define another user as a beta based on YOUR definition of the term. just tell the class why

4. anyone who posts that evil yoshi toes is a beta is wrong and just shitposting because EYT is incredibly chad. also fuck you

5. obviously don't personally attack anyone jesus christ


i'll start. i think that pea is a contender for the biggest beta. he hosts and DJs shows and watches japanese shit and yet i have yet to hear about him slamming any ass. the fuck's up with that pea?

zelma for making this in anon world

Aidan for sure. He shows up whenever Amoeba, Kright, or any other woman posts just to simp and compliment them, yet he does not do that for men. Very suspicious if you ask me, but I think Draku is a solid second place.

mfan for refusing to stand up to his mother

I think @Kright is the most like a beta because she is small, pretty and does so well in the poor Minusworld water quality that betas have been known to thrive in. Be careful not to put others in the tank with her, she could get very territorial and kick their asses.

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fuck you #6. tell me why am i a beta. its literally in the fucking rules right there you illiterate paint sniffer

i would like to know >>77209's reasoning for me, draku, the one who just lost the game's being a beta. otherwise i will shit in your yard and then when you try to clean the shit up a hidden device will trigger and it will propel itself right into your face and everyone will laugh at you because i'll have it recorded on tape

agree, i am also draku and would like to know 77209's reasoning

I think #5 is the biggest beta because they complemented me twice before calling me a beta

The most beta is Mfan, because with the number of glitches and mishandled event flags he displays on a daily basis, it's clear that he needed a few more months of development time before being released.

#10 is right. @"Site Staff" can we get a reveal for whomever #5 is? they are in fact a big contender for biggest beta on minus world

Hey, #5 here. I'm not saying @Kright is definitely a beta, but she's definitely a betta. Look at this selfie she took after she my phone.

everyone in this thread is a beta including me

this is mw wtf do you expect

actual zelma here. you're all beta cuck twinks.
reason being? this entire thread. real alphas don't call out betas. they uplift them to points where they ascend even higher than themselves.
pic related. it's me using every beta itt for their sole purpose. "b-b-b-ut zelma i'm a guy!!!" not in this thread bucko. here's your nami cosplay.

i would like to suggest zelma as a beta because reading shonen jump and not being the shonen jump in real life the way a real chad like rapidkirby3k or evil yoshi toes is pretty cringe ngl

its definitely stir

t. not aidan

i know its not me cuz i fuck irl

its me

anyone who posts cropped porn on a forum goes to the top of the beta charts without question

looking at #15