this isn't to take light away from the other thread. you cucks are still allowed to post there and give your awful takes on who is not more thicc than yourself however that isn't what this thread is for. this thread i will personally be calling out each one of you sad bastards by name and giving you a representing character from the hit manga magazine SHONEN JUMP. i made this list in hopes of offending all who end up being placed so hopefully this works
but first off a little about me post for myself:
about the author: zelma
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zelma is the 2nd most alpha member on this entire message board. nvm the fact that he's a regular poster who has one of the highest posting counts or a job that requires him to stay glued to the computer screen he still finds a way to some how fuck every single other member in the ass and then kamehameha them out to oblivion before driving to the local dennys and praying to KAMISAMA thanking him for the delicious meal? what the fuck have YOU done with your goddamn life? [pic related. it's zelma anally devastating local furious mw member with the power of drawn pornography of a THE FURRY BITCH FROM SLY COOPER]
let's get this shit.
*T/N: this list will not include easy targets such as mfan, despair or adian. during the last MW council meeting it's been decided they have been elevated to gold saint status serving under the glorious RAPIDKIRBY3K. betas wouldnt understand
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3.) Pea
I really just had to put him on here because I never want him to forget what his bitching in the Meta forum did. It resulted in Kesha having to come back and debug some shit manually when really everyone would've been much happier if you just continued to ignore the small ass badge issue. Like what the fuck? That's not very hokage of you bro. Def taking points off. Your character is:
ten ten with her hair down
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2.) the twink that keeps impersonating me in anon world
i wanna let you motherfuckers know the only post i've made here is the redpilled truths thread in which all of you ruined because you didn't become redpilled at all. instead you just neglecting the teachings and ranted about how you wanted to me seal. seal?????? SEAL??????? why the fuck would you choose seal over Rapidkirby3k? That's stupider than not saving thousands of dollars by switching to geico. that's like going to Red Lobster and ordering chicken. That's like going to a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and asking "when do dice masters matches begin?". Because it's anon world anyone can say anything/be anything/do anything they want but one thing you can't be is me. you bitch
your character: the most useless villian bitch in MHA. toga. fuck her and FUCK YOU
![[Image: Io1kqm3.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Io1kqm3.png)
Now this last person is truly special you know....
I had to go ahead and really think about this one but I'm ready to make the final announcement on here.
1.)
DRAKU
THE GAME
![[Image: T0KqYsR.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/T0KqYsR.gif)
Don't lose faith though friends. There's no such thing as a true beta. You only become beta by sitting on your ass not chasing your dreams and feeling sorry for yourself. As long as you do your best everyday there's no way you won't succeed.
- Zelma
Fin
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but first off a little about me post for myself:
about the author: zelma
zelma is the 2nd most alpha member on this entire message board. nvm the fact that he's a regular poster who has one of the highest posting counts or a job that requires him to stay glued to the computer screen he still finds a way to some how fuck every single other member in the ass and then kamehameha them out to oblivion before driving to the local dennys and praying to KAMISAMA thanking him for the delicious meal? what the fuck have YOU done with your goddamn life? [pic related. it's zelma anally devastating local furious mw member with the power of drawn pornography of a THE FURRY BITCH FROM SLY COOPER]
let's get this shit.
*T/N: this list will not include easy targets such as mfan, despair or adian. during the last MW council meeting it's been decided they have been elevated to gold saint status serving under the glorious RAPIDKIRBY3K. betas wouldnt understand
3.) Pea
I really just had to put him on here because I never want him to forget what his bitching in the Meta forum did. It resulted in Kesha having to come back and debug some shit manually when really everyone would've been much happier if you just continued to ignore the small ass badge issue. Like what the fuck? That's not very hokage of you bro. Def taking points off. Your character is:
ten ten with her hair down
2.) the twink that keeps impersonating me in anon world
i wanna let you motherfuckers know the only post i've made here is the redpilled truths thread in which all of you ruined because you didn't become redpilled at all. instead you just neglecting the teachings and ranted about how you wanted to me seal. seal?????? SEAL??????? why the fuck would you choose seal over Rapidkirby3k? That's stupider than not saving thousands of dollars by switching to geico. that's like going to Red Lobster and ordering chicken. That's like going to a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and asking "when do dice masters matches begin?". Because it's anon world anyone can say anything/be anything/do anything they want but one thing you can't be is me. you bitch
your character: the most useless villian bitch in MHA. toga. fuck her and FUCK YOU
Now this last person is truly special you know....
I had to go ahead and really think about this one but I'm ready to make the final announcement on here.
1.)
DRAKU
THE GAME
Don't lose faith though friends. There's no such thing as a true beta. You only become beta by sitting on your ass not chasing your dreams and feeling sorry for yourself. As long as you do your best everyday there's no way you won't succeed.
- Zelma
Fin
