This post was last modified: Oct 10, 2021 at 5:30 PM by Merasmokuma.

GREETINGS, MORTALS AND CAR!

Another day, another Mann Up Ticket, as they say. Let's see if anyone gets to give me a smooch!

-Merasmokuma consults his NECROBOMBICON-

Well, it looks like nobody gets a little bear lovin' today! SPAMTON has been killed!


Let's look at the damages, shall we?

@Spamton was found dead in the CHURCH. His head has been exploded. They were the ULTIMATE SALESMAN.

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Ultimate Salesman: Buddy, you could sell water to a fish! Each night, you are able to convince another player to buy something from you. Whatever you convince them to buy is up to you- it could be some random junk, or some valuable object. If you want to sell someone something crazy, just tell me in your action and if I decide it passes the Wickedness Requirement, I will allow it. As a side effect of this ability, you are also able to buy objects of your choice from the Merastral Plane. Each night you succeed in selling an item, you are able to exchange your currency for an item of your choice. Be specific in all your transactions, though, the Plane works mysteriously!

Forbidden Action: You may not directly kill another player. That wouldn’t really help your sales quota. Accidents are ok. But you can’t set out to shoot/stab/piss in the throat until they drown/etc someone.

Let's get on with this investigation!

Details:
-Spamton's body is covered in insect stings and bruises.
-There is an open crate with bones sitting near the doorway to the church.

Assorted map details:
-There is a large homemade pool in one of the rooms in BLU spawn.
-there are marks from furniture being dragged all the way from the parlor to the BLU spawn.
-Flowey the Flower is cackling in the garden.
-Point One has been captured by YELLOW TEAM.

Beep boop. Look at body for other wounds and injuries.
I will robotically check for signs of poisoning as well.

The BODY has bruises indicating a struggle of some sort. The only poison in the body is a paralytic from the insect stings, which are bee stings. The poison would render someone incapacitated.

head towards point 2
spamton give me 5 kromer, then takes it back and gives me a mask that I then put on
actually heading to point 2, I pass mcqueen
I do circles through a few rooms, at some point I see pea reading in the library

head towards point 2
spamton give me 5 kromer, then takes it back and gives me a mask that I then put on
actually heading to point 2, I pass mcqueen
I do circles through a few rooms, at some point I see pea reading in the library

at the very least i tried reading. the burnt books didnt have much to say in them

why is flowey in the garden

i'd like to observe from a distance just in case it throws flower petals at me

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE IS BEST FOR RACING

why is flowey in the garden

i'd like to observe from a distance just in case it throws flower petals at me

You serious? I guess. Flowey is in the garden because someone modified a flower.

Lightning you don't get an answer. Your words are beneath me! Also I never got a license. Mother was very overbearing!

alright let's check out the church and outside it

The church has been quite ransacked over the past couple days. All of the communion wine has been drunk, and the shelves are all bare of any items. There is an open crate full of bones near the front door of the church. There is, of course, Smapton's headless corpse laying in the center of the room. On the roof of the church, there is zip line connecting to the BLU spawn, or more specifically, a hole in the ceiling of BLU spawn.

can we inspect blu spawn around the hole maybe

can we identify the bones in the crate

I FEEL AS THOUGH WE ARE OVERLOOKING MY RACING QUESTION

I could have sworn I posted last night. Magic must be playing tricks on me! Anyway, the hole is in TOM JONE's room. It has been made into a massive in ground pool, with a skylight (big hole) in the ceiling above it.

The bones in the crate belong to some noob, I guess. Must have died here when the map was active. What a loser!

And yes, I am ignoring the racing question.

I AM BEING OPPRESSED

if DR bees allows can we compare the bee stings to anything he may possess?

He always DIGS while others walk
He DIGS while MIZZLEBIP ARRIVES AND HELPS HIM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
He looks at A TUNNEL TO THE CHURCH, and THEY DIG it all
So he strikes, like TOM JONES

He ASKS the CLOWN FOR EXPLOSIVES
His needs are BLOWING A HOLE IN THE SPAWN ROOF, so he ATTACHES A WIRE
They call him the winner who SEES DR BEES ON THE LAWN
And he strikes, like TOM JONES

Any POOL he wants, he'll FILL
He will break any SHOWER without regret
HE ALSO SEES SPAMTON LYING ON THE LAWN COVERED IN BEE STINGS

His days of GRABBING NAILS FROM THE TOOL SHED are all gone
His CLIMB TO THE CHURCH ROOF TO ATTACH THE OTHER END OF THE WIRE goes on and on and on
But he SEES that MIZZLEBIP PANICS AT THE ENTRANCE AND RUNS AWAY
So he SAILS DOWN THE WIRE AND LANDS ON HIS BED IN THE SPAWN POINT, like TOM JONES

Compare my bee stings from last night with Spamton's

Your bee stings match the bee stings on Spamton.

Are any of the bruises in places Spamton couldn't reach himself?