This post was last modified: Jan 30, 2022 at 11:54 PM by Gordon Ramsay.

Well, it's almost time for you bloody donkeys to ship out to this hellhole. I suppose it's only fair to give you the chance to know what you're in for.

First Floor: Show

Chef Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Chef role type. Chefs start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.
Breakroom: A large room between the two dorms. Plenty of couches, tables, and a couple televisions indicate the purpose - take a load off and relax. Includes two staircases to the second floor hallways.
Staff Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Staff role type. Staff start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.

Store Set: A filming set decked out to look like a large grocery store, with shelves, registers, and shopping carts. Complete with broccoli misters. A staircase goes up to Costuming and Makeup.
Competition Kitchen: A set designed to have several chefs cooking at once, for competitive cooking shows in the line of Iron Chef, Chopped, or Cutthroat Kitchen. Comes complete with a judge's table.
Kitchen Set: A smaller-scale set, built to resemble a kitchen at home for direct cooking shows. Contains a staircase down to Food Storage.
Dining Room and Restaurant Set: A film set built for large dining shots and restaurant setups. Make your own Kitchen Nightmares! An exterior staircase goes up to the Recording Booth via the outside of the building.
Set Bathroom: A bathroom with multiple stalls.

Cleaning Room: With so many dishes and kitchens, an entire room is set aside for dishwashers, sinks, and other cleaning materials.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Offices: Several cubicles and filing cabinets to take care of all the bureaucracy involved in filming and cooking.
Gordon's Office: Gordon Ramsay's personal office. Contains a large couch, a series of filing cabinets, a large desk, and a set of extra-sharp knives belonging to Chef Ramsay.
Chapel: For some reason, there's a small chapel built into the complex. It appears to be devoted to the god known as Atua.

Infirmary: A small medical complex for any medical emergencies you might want to treat. Contains stairs to the Show Archives.
Garage: Contains two parked food trucks, as well as tools to work on them. A third space holds a hand-pushed food cart.
Cafeteria: The dining room for the film staff and stars during work. Complete with a line cook section and several tables. A staircase to the Awards Gallery is here.
Pantry: A small pantry, with the food for the cafeteria. It's functional, but largely bland.
Garbage Room: With two dumpsters and a small incinerator, this room takes care of all the garbage the building produces.

Outside: A large exterior area, with plenty of grass set down, as well as several trees and a large beehive in one of the trees. A ravine cuts off the studio's location from the outside world.

Second Floor: Show

Gym: To keep in shape, there's a large gym here, with plenty of workout equipment and zero bees.
Sauna: A sauna to warm up in and relax. Don't turn it up too high.
Pool: A small pool. Doesn't go any deeper than five feet deep.
Staff Bathroom: The only other bathroom in the two buildings. Contains multiple stalls, at least!
Bar: To kick back and relax after hours. It's self-serve, so bring your own bartending skills.

Rec Room: Contains a variety of recreational items, such as a pool table, a dartboard, and a widescreen television.

Staff Kitchen: A large kitchen for personal use. Cook your meals on your own time.
Laundry Room: The room for laundry. Washing machines and dryers, all coin-activated.

Costuming and Makeup: Contains plenty of costumes, full makeup kits, and mirrors, in order to style everyone for the shows. A set of stairs both goes down to the Store Set and up to the Studio Roof.
Equipment and Prop Storage: The room containing all props anyone might need, as well as plenty of recording gear and equipment, both audio and visual.
Recording Booth: A fully soundproofed room for proper sound recording and mixing. An exterior-mounted staircase goes down to the Dining Room and Restaurant Set.
Editing and Broadcasting: A room for working on film, several computers set up for editing. There's also some wireless broadcast equipment, though only Ramsay has the passwords to initiate live or recorded broadcasts.
Screening: With multiple large TVs and plenty of equipment, this is the perfect room for testing how any completed project looks before sending it out.

Security Room: This room contains several camera feeds, and a couple heavy weapons locked down. The key to unlock the heavy weapons appears to be missing.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Library: A large library with several bookshelves. However, it only has cookbooks, spanning the world and from several decades.
Greenhouse: A greenhouse for growing herbs, fruits, and vegetables to use on the shows. Contains a locked booth with the climate controls.

Show Archives: Contains footage from years of cooking shows, as well as stairs down to the Infirmary.
Animal Pen: A couple chickens, some seafood animals in tanks, and a single pig can be found here.
Food Laboratory: A high-tech laboratory with modern chemistry equipment, for the scientific advancement of culinary research.
Burned Room: What happened to this room? It's been completely torched and is a disaster zone of ash and char.
Awards Gallery: A gallery of awards won by the chefs who have worked here in the past. A staircase goes down to the Cafeteria, and up to the Studio Roof.

Roof: Show

Studio Roof: The roof of the studio building. Mostly empty. The upper left staircase goes to Costuming and Makeup, and the lower right staircase goes to the Awards Gallery.
Greenhouse Skylight: The glass roof of the greenhouse, designed as a sloping roof compared to the flat roof of the rest of the building.
Skybright: A small metal bridge between the two buildings. The railings are only about waist-high.
Staff Roof: The roof of the staff building. Contains a large air conditioning unit, and a staircase down to the second floor hallways.

Basement: Show

Food Storage: A large pantry, containing a huge variety of foods, spices, and supplies for all the cooking shows to be held here. The staircase here goes up to the Kitchen Set.
Wine Cellar: Contains several different brands and flavors of wine, as well as some other alcoholic beverages. Good for both drinking and cooking.
Show Freezer: A walk-in freezer to preserve anything that requires low temperatures.
Utilities: A large room that contains the electrical, heating, plumbing, and airflow utilities of the building. The door is locked.

This post was last modified: Jan 10, 2022 at 2:43 AM by Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

While the fact that all of you joined of your own volition cannot be glossed over, I understand that an outing like this with such high stakes at hand can take quite the toll on the psyche. Which, as it may happen, is where I come in. Be it anxiety, homesickness, or simply wanting a receptacle for whatever's on your mind, I will be holding psychiatric consultations every night in the Chapel, where I would be more than happy to provide advice for any worries you might be having. Free of charge, of course, and in true confidential fashion, I will betray anything we discuss to no one. I do request, however, that appointments be made at least a day in advance by contacting me in private, and I will take no more than two patients per night. I'd prefer to keep my space as an oasis of peace in this jungle of excitement, if you catch my drift.

I am greatly looking forward to meeting with all of you. And don't forget to leave your weapons outside the door.

if you eat pizza you will cure depression

im going to absolutely kill it in this cook-off

This post was last modified: Jan 17, 2022 at 9:01 AM by Solus zos Galvus.

While I won't be attending that useless buffoon's therapy sessions, I will be judging dishes in the Competition Kitchen unless otherwise stated. I intend to fulfill my role as judge to the bitter end, mostly due to the fact that I have naught else to do besides binge-watch episodes of some inane television program called Eat The Food of all things in order to understand the bare minimum facets of the sort of madmen I'm trapped here with.

It would be a waste of time, were time not something I unfortunately possess in excess. Nonetheless, you may bring me your food, and I will sample it. However, I will also shoot you dead should you attempt to poison me. I'm being particularly forefront, as a means of discouraging you from trying something so utterly harebrained. Should you attempt it, I will know, and shortly afterwards your chest will likewise know what it feels like to be turned inside-out by a metal object being fired into it at a high velocity.

I await your dishes. I trust that you will not disappoint.