It's lonely in the #salt-mines.
Neglected by the world.
Cut off from #nutshack & #venting.
I find slight solace in knowing that whenever I post some large boobed anime woman it triggers Yrr but Yrr has been firing back with great furry tits lately so even that novelty is gone.
But there's one thing that will never go away no matter how long I stay locked within the shadow realm and that is seals interest in my sex life.

Today, I, Zelma, will walk you through a very erotic tale of my Betty White Birthday Sex.
It all started when I got home. She was running late from work so I played DQIV on my phone.
When she showed up; I did not hear her. I was too engrossed in the act of finding these stupid fucking kids who got abducted by a literal demon.

And then I realize. Isn't this monster a symbolism for sex?
How many MW members minds have been absolutely ruined by porn, hentai or some other form of degenracy (MAINLY DISSING FURRIES IN THIS SENTENCE).
I reflect on this and realize that wow the boy is MW and SluttyNuns.com is the demon.
Porn use is correlated with feelings of discomfort, lonliness and desiring a sense of belonging.

You may have thought I fapped for enjoyment but I was only ever testing how far I could shoot missiles. Unfortunately you all were cursed.
I'm sorry I could not intervine sooner to stop this friend.
I look forward to our next and final meeting.......do not cry please. As a threat to MW society it is for the best.............

Now how old was I when I confessed to the pastor I had jerked off to Misty porn? Probably 15 I think. Something like that.
He looked me in the eyes and said "Why would you tell me this"
Or maybe that's just how his eyes were. Idk. Lowkey I wanted his Xanax plug since he always seemed to be on them.

As a virgin, and a catholic, I do not inquire in others sex life nor do I engage in the acts of porn.
All of this to say that I am not interested in Genshin Impact and never ask me about non-dragon quest related things again.
I've already received the permanent message from JUNIFER that MW staff is trying to kill me actively as we speak. I'm not so blind as to that fact.
This post does not count since I am not Zelma but if I was this still wouldn't count because it's anon world and thus my second to last post is still intact. I can only pray Amoeba doesn't message me asking about boobs after I post his image of the betitufatufiul sage from the hit series in Johannesburg Dragon Warrior III

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ive had sex and i'm a furry. ive even had furry sex. so what does that say

ive had sex and i'm a furry. ive even had furry sex. so what does that say