This post was last modified: Jan 31, 2022 at 10:41 PM by Gordon Ramsay.

"God fucking dammit. Of all the people in this fucking building, you kill my goddamn assistant!"

"Ahhh, but now Komaeda gets to be a glorious worshiper of Atua in His heavenly realm!"

"You've never even mentioned what this Atua heaven of yours is like. Why would I want it?"

"That's a secret only those who have been to his realm get to know!"

"Right, well. This ball has started rolling, and I guess I can't stop it. But I can try to meet with some of you. Patch things up after you sent my assistant to his death. Meet me in my office in the second half of the night and we'll get a drink and chat."

"Only the second half?"

"None of your fucking business."

"Anyhow! Meet Angie in the first half of the night in the Chapel, and she'll hang out with you!

Or, alternatively, make an attempt on someone's life and she'll give you a useful item for the future!""

"I hate you so much."

"Nyahahaha!"

THE MAP

First Floor: Show

Chef Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Chef role type. Chefs start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.
Breakroom: A large room between the two dorms. Plenty of couches, tables, and a couple televisions indicate the purpose - take a load off and relax. Includes two staircases to the second floor hallways.
Staff Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Staff role type. Staff start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.

Store Set: A filming set decked out to look like a large grocery store, with shelves, registers, and shopping carts. Complete with broccoli misters. A staircase goes up to Costuming and Makeup.
Competition Kitchen: A set designed to have several chefs cooking at once, for competitive cooking shows in the line of Iron Chef, Chopped, or Cutthroat Kitchen. Comes complete with a judge's table. The remains of the first night's competition are here.
Kitchen Set: A smaller-scale set, built to resemble a kitchen at home for direct cooking shows. Contains a staircase down to Food Storage.
Dining Room and Restaurant Set: A film set built for large dining shots and restaurant setups. Make your own Kitchen Nightmares! An exterior staircase goes up to the Recording Booth via the outside of the building.
Set Bathroom: A bathroom with multiple stalls.

Cleaning Room: With so many dishes and kitchens, an entire room is set aside for dishwashers, sinks, and other cleaning materials.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Offices: Several cubicles and filing cabinets to take care of all the bureaucracy involved in filming and cooking.
Gordon's Office: Gordon Ramsay's personal office. Contains a large couch, a series of filing cabinets, a large desk, and a set of extra-sharp knives belonging to Chef Ramsay.
Chapel: For some reason, there's a small chapel built into the complex. It appears to be devoted to the god known as Atua.

Infirmary: A small medical complex for any medical emergencies you might want to treat. Contains stairs to the Show Archives.
Garage: Contains two parked food trucks, as well as tools to work on them. A third space held a hand-pushed food cart, though it's been removed.
Cafeteria: The dining room for the film staff and stars during work. Complete with a line cook section and several tables. A staircase to the Awards Gallery is here.
Pantry: A small pantry, with the food for the cafeteria. It's functional, but largely bland.
Garbage Room: With two dumpsters and a small incinerator, this room takes care of all the garbage the building produces.

Outside: A large exterior area, with plenty of grass set down, as well as several trees. A ravine cuts off the studio's location from the outside world.

Second Floor: Show

Gym: To keep in shape, there's a large gym here, with plenty of workout equipment and zero bees.
Sauna: A sauna to warm up in and relax. Don't turn it up too high.
Pool: A small pool. Doesn't go any deeper than five feet deep.
Staff Bathroom: The only other bathroom in the two buildings. Contains multiple stalls, at least!
Bar: To kick back and relax after hours. It's self-serve, so bring your own bartending skills.

Rec Room: Contains a variety of recreational items, such as a pool table, a dartboard, and a widescreen television.

Staff Kitchen: A large kitchen for personal use. Cook your meals on your own time.
Laundry Room: The room for laundry. Washing machines and dryers, all coin-activated.

Costuming and Makeup: Contains plenty of costumes, full makeup kits, and mirrors, in order to style everyone for the shows. A set of stairs both goes down to the Store Set and up to the Studio Roof.
Equipment and Prop Storage: The room containing all props anyone might need, as well as plenty of recording gear and equipment, both audio and visual.
Recording Booth: A fully soundproofed room for proper sound recording and mixing. An exterior-mounted staircase goes down to the Dining Room and Restaurant Set. Pohatu's body is lying here.
Editing and Broadcasting: A room for working on film, several computers set up for editing. There's also some wireless broadcast equipment, though only Ramsay has the passwords to initiate live or recorded broadcasts.
Screening: With multiple large TVs and plenty of equipment, this is the perfect room for testing how any completed project looks before sending it out.

Security Room: This room contains several camera feeds, and a couple heavy weapons locked down. The key to unlock the heavy weapons appears to be missing.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Library: A large library with several bookshelves. However, it only has cookbooks, spanning the world and from several decades.
Greenhouse: A greenhouse for growing herbs, fruits, and vegetables to use on the shows. Contains a locked booth with the climate controls.

Show Archives: Contains footage from years of cooking shows, as well as stairs down to the Infirmary.
Animal Pen: A couple chickens, some seafood animals in tanks, and a single pig can be found here.
Food Laboratory: A high-tech laboratory with modern chemistry equipment, for the scientific advancement of culinary research.
Burned Room: What happened to this room? It's been completely torched and is a disaster zone of ash and char.
Awards Gallery: A gallery of awards won by the chefs who have worked here in the past. A staircase goes down to the Cafeteria, and up to the Studio Roof.

Roof: Show

Studio Roof: The roof of the studio building. Mostly empty. The upper left staircase goes to Costuming and Makeup, and the lower right staircase goes to the Awards Gallery.
Greenhouse Skylight: The glass roof of the greenhouse, designed as a sloping roof compared to the flat roof of the rest of the building.
Skybright: A small metal bridge between the two buildings. The railings are only about waist-high.
Staff Roof: The roof of the staff building. Contains a large air conditioning unit, and a staircase down to the second floor hallways.

Basement: Show

Food Storage: A large pantry, containing a huge variety of foods, spices, and supplies for all the cooking shows to be held here. The staircase here goes up to the Kitchen Set.
Wine Cellar: Contains several different brands and flavors of wine, as well as some other alcoholic beverages. Good for both drinking and cooking. The floor is frozen over with frozen wine.
Show Freezer: A walk-in freezer to preserve anything that requires low temperatures. Komaeda's body is sitting in a corner.
Utilities: A large room that contains the electrical, heating, plumbing, and airflow utilities of the building. The door is locked. The plumbing in the whole building is disabled.

Chefs:
@Luthier
@"The Nemechef"
@Takeshi Kaga
@Solus zos Galvus
@Makoto Ohno
@King Radical
@Gregg Wallace
@Immortal Tatsu
@Guy Fieri
@pizza
@Ainsley Harriott
@Sheamus Finweather
@Angie Yonaga (NPC)
@Gordon Ramsay (NPC)

Staff:
@Atelier Annie
@Lita
@Dr. Hannibal Lecter
@Diona
@Rubber Duck
@The King of Town
@Lasagna Cat
@Mr. Hurderer Lecter
@Saul Goodman
@Draku
@Goose
@Tsumugi Shirogane

Submissions are due Wednesday, February 2nd at 1 AM Eastern time.

Folks, looks to me like too many cooks in the kitchen, and not enough lawyers. Let's flip that script, huh?