This post was last modified: Sep 20, 2022 at 5:20 PM by T-man.

you lift your burger to your mouth to take a bite: which bun is facing me?

both of them?

how tf do you hold your hamburgers

Wait ok i think i get it
But like if the bottom bun was facing you then I'd be eating my burger upside down???

I can't imagine how fucked up a burger has to be for me to consider holding it upside-down. The perfect burger can be eaten on-the-go with one hand and no napkins

This post was last modified: Sep 20, 2022 at 7:34 PM by T-man.

both of them?

how tf do you hold your hamburgers

let's say a burger is resting on the table

you could lift up under it with your fingers and the pivot of your arms would ensure that it is flipped upside down by the time it reaches your mouth

or you could lift it up with your thumbs to ensure the burger remains upright during the entire trip up to your mouth

I also don't believe that when idly chewing a burger that you keep it perfectly level, one bun is inevitably going to be facing outward

you could lift up under it with your fingers and the pivot of your arms would ensure that it is flipped upside down by the time it reaches your mouth

who does this

Neither; we're going to the nearest vegan restaurant and ordering a nice batch of veggie nuggets with El Huesudo II.

Wait ok i think i get it
But like if the bottom bun was facing you then I'd be eating my burger upside down???

i actually do this

i've gotten good but greasy burgers before where the bottom bun was just soaked and i didn't want to worry about them falling apart

so i flip them and eat them upside down

Gordon Ramsay wouldn't eat a greasy burger, he'd overact being disgusted and call the cook a bellend or something

you could lift up under it with your fingers and the pivot of your arms would ensure that it is flipped upside down by the time it reaches your mouth

who does this

I do. Raising a burger from a flat surface is a job for 4 to 8 fingers rather than one to two thumbs. Also, approaching the burger from an angle that would ensure it remains right-side up is less comfortable for me

vs

damn just get better at picking things up

The bottom bun could be facing you if I turn around

what the fuck

damn just get better at picking things up

you know what, thinking on it, it's probably just my gamer grip ™ that causes me to prefer the under hand lift, I think I need to add some wrist exercises into my routine

I was struggling to understand this question but the illustrations helped.

both buns babe 🍑

You will spill your ketchup and your pickles.