here it is. its finally time. sorry for wait. santa overslept. up late beating bad kids to death. with coal.

first gift time. @Turb has two whole gifts for @Kright. thats the kind of effort santa likes to see. you know who cant see anymore? those kids. black eyes. you know, because of the coal i shoved into them.

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he will also purchase The Noumenon Bundle for her if she does not already have it. you know where i come from "let 'em have it" has a different meaning. santa joke.

you may be thinking. santa, why do you have to specify that they can't see anymore if they're dead? i'll let a certain someone answer that question in a minute. for now, here is @Nightwheel's gift to @sealelement.

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this cool metroid. and $20 in gift card currency. seal will have to pick the deal.

You see folks, life after death does exist! You'll just wish it didn't when you get there. I'm having the time of my life with it though. I think the eyes full of coal are gonna be the last thing on any bad kid's mind once they've experienced the eternal flames of Hell. I even share my horrible fast food of questionable choice with them sometimes. That's far worse than anything else I've got cooked up down here. Rally's is going to put me out of business, I tell you.

And speaking of my domain, here's a gift from @Draku to @Demonlemon, our guest of honor this Secret Santa. Some familiar faces appear!

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that's right. santa had to get a little help to squeeze demonlemon in this year. it's okay. many souls offered to make it happen. none of them mine.

@Amoeba has @Nightwheel covered with some deja vu.

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a $20 steam game of his choice. choose wisely.

@Hearts made @Amoeba something special too. there was a lot of art this year. the only art santa knows is brutality.

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and a $15 steam game. pick one.

@Fun With Despair has big news for @Two_Finger.

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fifty bucks on steam. holy fuck. and maybe a meme comic. we'll see on that one.

@Snufferin Snagglepuss got something physical for @Superchao. thankfully for him it was not getting physical. i think superchao would break his ribs.

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a tenshi hinanawi plush was bequeathed to superchao safely using santa's delivery services. welll, the package was safe. not anyone in my way.

we have more art. this one took 8 hours. labor of love. tear from santa's eye.

from @Two_Finger to @Yrrzy.

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and then from @Yrrzy to @Draku, a gift within a gift. that's some extra effort.

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Awww, thank you so much! I just about bought it during this Steam sale, glad I didn't hahahah. Love both the Shirabe/Kirika and the Miku-themed present! Cute art! They're even holding hands in the process, very sweet.

@Kright thought a bundle of a gift and art would be a good idea too when making something for @Hearts.

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"For Christmas I drew Hearts FFXIV OC in the style of the video game 'YuuYuu Jiteki no Yuukarin' because it's on his steam wishlist, and I'm also going to buy him that also!"

looks like @Aidan made something for @Fun With Despair.

what is it? i couldn't tell you. what the fuck

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and then @Demonlemon prepared something much easier to parse for @Aidan.

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@Kright thought a bundle of a gift and art would be a good idea too when making something for @Hearts.

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"For Christmas I drew Hearts FFXIV OC in the style of the video game 'YuuYuu Jiteki no Yuukarin' because it's on his steam wishlist, and I'm also going to buy him that also!"

would have been extremely awkward if you chose ender lillies, which is what i gifted him today

@Superchao outsourced his gift art for @Turb. i do the same thing sometimes, just with hitmen. can't break everyone's bones yourself.

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"With how much you put into them, I thought getting you both halves of BB-dori together would be fun! Even if BB doesn't appreciate it. Merry Christmas!

Art by the cool and good https://jisatsu-draw.tumblr.com/"

@sealelement was assigned to @Snufferin Snagglepuss. unfortunately, the gift was not quite ready on time. apparently an agreement has been reached and this is okay, so i only snapped one of her arms for now in case she needed the other to finish getting the gift ready.

hopefully i will not have to put coal in your eyes too.

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seal: so please dont kill me daddy santa uwu

nevermind. i'm going to kick your ass

ok that's it. unless santa forgot something. very possible. santa has been in many fights. lots of head trauma.

merry christmas minus world. see you next year. maybe.

and then @Demonlemon prepared something much easier to parse for @Aidan.

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thanks fam it's lit

i didnt understand the roleplay this year

i didnt understand the roleplay this year

i roll you into a pretzel and then play basketball.