2. Minus World
  3. Mayhem Whereabouts
  4. Perky Pinwheel Pamphlet
  5. I accidentally bought single ply
#1
Elyk May 21, 2023 at 2:35 AM
1200 sqft worth

Is there anything interesting I could do with it?
#2
Fun With Despair May 21, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Okay but why
#3
Elyk May 21, 2023 at 2:39 AM
It was on sale and I was in a hurry.
#4
Elyk May 21, 2023 at 3:07 AM
my ass is like cheese grader
#5
Draku May 21, 2023 at 3:11 AM
TP someone's house
[Image: s2n7oi.png]
#6
MoonAge May 21, 2023 at 3:58 AM
make yourself into a really sickly mummy
#7
Yrrzy May 21, 2023 at 10:36 AM
wipe your ass
[Image: yrrzy.gif]
#8
Spritanium May 25, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Buy a bidet attachment and never wipe again
[Image: supercorrect.png]
#9
Yrrzy May 25, 2023 at 6:33 PM
(May 25, 2023 at 6:29 PM)Spritanium Wrote: Buy a bidet attachment and never wipe again

please wipe your ass
[Image: yrrzy.gif]
#10
Spritanium May 27, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Do you wipe your hands clean or do you wash them with water?
[Image: supercorrect.png]
#11
Draku May 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM
(May 27, 2023 at 11:53 PM)Spritanium Wrote: Do you wipe your hands clean or do you wash them with water?
you do both you fucking maniac
[Image: s2n7oi.png]
#12
Spritanium May 28, 2023 at 4:23 AM
I will comfortably challenge anybody in this thread to a clean asshole contest
#13
Spritanium May 28, 2023 at 4:25 AM
If you're gonna get the bidet you gotta get off the TP. I power wash my anus and shake it dry and it's clean enough to eat off
[Image: supercorrect.png]
#14
T-man May 29, 2023 at 3:25 PM
If I had a bidet I would probably be compelled to wipe the dripping anus water at least
#15
Hearts May 29, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Wet wipes are the great compromise here, they're more expensive tho
#16
Elyk May 29, 2023 at 10:55 PM
(May 29, 2023 at 6:58 PM)Hearts Wrote: Wet wipes are the great compromise here, they're more expensive tho

They aren't flushable and I'm not taking a walk down to the dumpster every time I have to shit.
#17
Spritanium May 30, 2023 at 12:02 AM
(May 29, 2023 at 3:25 PM)T-man Wrote: If I had a bidet I would probably be compelled to wipe the dripping anus water at least
In my experience, I felt compelled to do it for like a week until I realized it wasn't necessary. The whole thing is way more pleasant and effective than it sounds. But it does sound crazy to the uninitiated
[Image: supercorrect.png]
#18
Yrrzy May 30, 2023 at 10:29 AM
you Gotta wipe your ass my guy
[Image: yrrzy.gif]
#19
Spritanium May 30, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Wiping paper on something isn't an efficient way to clean it. Toilet paper is a multi-billion dollar industry and it doesn't even make any sense. Cleaning something is a physical process that is largely made possible by the rinsing abilities of water. After dinner, try wiping one plate clean and rinsing the other and let me know which one has shit left on it
#20
Spritanium May 30, 2023 at 12:39 PM
It's also a very western/eurocentric point of view when we're basically the only people on earth who were dumb enough to fall for this scam. Toilet paper is not a regular fixture in most bathrooms around the world, and it's not because other cultures are dirtier than ours. It's because you don't clean up a biohazard by wiping it into your skin. Join the side of good and avoid hemorrhoids
[Image: supercorrect.png]

Users browsing this thread:

Forum Jump:

";