or at least that's what the guy at the gas station told me. Can someone invest in Crypto and tell me what happens, I wanna see if I can become a millionaire or not

invest in these nuts cuck boy

I invested in a cryptozoology degree. Still waiting for the bucks to roll in

I bought 500$ of dogecoin years ago because everyone said 'when elon musk goes on snl it's going to skyrocket' and then then immediately tanked but Robinhood was committing securities fraud so I was able to just say it was unauthorized and so I got to keep my money. So that's how crypto goes

invest in cryptid, mothman's gonna hit it big

I like anon world because it reveals that people think my posts are funnier when they don't know who I am

boo we hate you draku