This post was last modified: Dec 19, 2023 at 6:44 AM by Spooks?.

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Yeah, yeah, we get it. You would’ve gotten away with it, something about “meddling kids” and our pesky talking animal, heard it a thousand times, grandpa. Someone get this guy outta here before he pulls another bluff outta his ass.



Man... talk about a cliché. Of course it’s the hired help. It always is. Butler, Janitor, Gardener, you name it.



What? The janitor of all people? He was… a Crimson Eye!?



I… I knew it! It was obvious the whole time, clearly. What, you expected any of us to believe that your name was actually “Gus Odeon”? That’s obviously just a pun, moron! Kya ha ha! It’s so predictable!



…Right. So that’s why you spent all day accusing me of stealing your card, and didn’t once question the person who picked it up in some random place. That’s a pretty… interesting strategy if that’s the case, isn’t it?



Still… Gus… How could you? This whole time, were you really….?



Let us cease these meaningless ramblings! It matters not. Finally, the hour comes - it is time this filth faces his final reckoning, and is met with oblivion once and for all. He has stood trial before his peers, and the hammer of judgement hath come swifty upon his head!

This man is naught but swine, and I shall be the butcher’s blade!

Now, now, let’s not be too hasty. I was all for the idea, but maybe he’s being a good boy for once and telling the truth? We should keep him niiiice and safe for now, until we manage to find out what else he knows.



What? What is this heresy? The Crimson Interloper must be made to pay, to be made to suffer at the hands of retribution!

Ahahaha. 23, don’t throw another tantrum. After all… I never said torture wasn’t an option~



…I ain’t sayin’ nothin’. I did my job. Torture me, kill me, they’ll bring me back once we’ve won. Won’t be the first time. Can’t say the same for you.



Like I said, quit blabbin’ and take me away already.



Very well. Leave the task to me. I shall deliver him - and he shall not escape my grasp again.



Well... There they go. Down to the holding cell. A Crimson Eye... I guess it’s true what they say, you really can’t trust anyone. Even here, we might have snakes in the grass. People who might want to…

…Spooks, was he telling the truth? Are we… in danger?



[ERROR] [ERROR] [ERROR] [ERROR]

ASSIGNMENT STATUS: FAILURE. [FACILITY SECURITY SEVERELY COMPROMISED - MODE: RED ALERT; PANIC MODULE OVERLOAD]

[RESETTING…]

[RESET COMPLETE - LOGIC ALGORITHM REBOOTED]



Do not be afraid! I am Spooks, The Magical Cat™! I will do everything I can as long as it does not violate the safety code referenced in the Employee Handbook (pg. 59) or otherwise threatens this facility, even though I may be lacking in many of my prior capabilities and defensive measures in this form.

The proposition that several Crimson Eye agents and Anomalies have entered our ranks is not currently verified. Potential misinformation from [STAFF DESIGNATION: GUS ODEON]. Please return to your dorms momentarily. I will attempt to calculate a plan as to how we should proceed.



Once I have examined the premises, feel free to resume your activities.

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It is now Night 1.

You may submit Night Actions to @Monokuma. You have 48 Hours to submit, however leniency will be provided due to it being the first night of the game. The longer you take to submit, the longer the waiting period for results will be. Live with your consequences, and pray your peers feel sympathy.

You return to your dorm, deciding to lie down for a nap after a long day. As you drift away to sleep… You have a strange dream.

A flickering entity, larger than the world itself, extends a hand - offering a choice: Attempt to commit murder, and you will gain an Access Level. Should you be an Anomaly, instead gain a one-time defense against a night kill.

Happy Holidays! As part of the holiday celebrations, you will receive a gift box from Santa himself. It will contain an Anomalous item that may be helpful, or may be harmful. Open at your own risk.

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Main Elevator - An elevator that takes you downstairs to the Underground Facility. It is fairly spacious, likely to aid in the transport of anomalies.

Lobby - The Central Facility's check-in lobby. Flanked by two staircases, the check-in desk sits abandoned, though it contains office supplies and some files. There are a variety of places to sit down as well..

Meeting Room - A small boardroom, with a long table, a couple chairs, and a laptop connected to a projector.

Checkpoint - A security checkpoint with a metal scanner, requiring you to walk through if you enter or exit.

Liturgical Study - A laboratory dedicated to the study of religion and so-called miracles. Contains a variety of religious texts from around the world, as well as religious symbols such as crosses, prayer beads, and small statues.

Chapel - A non-denominational chapel for whatever you wish to pray to. An altar sits at the end of the room, and pews line the sides of a central aisle. A small bowl containing nonspecific holy water is planted firmly in the middle.

Gate - A security booth gating the exit. You’re not allowed to leave, but you can hang around the booth if you wish.

Patio - A patio overlooking the Black Forest. You can climb down to explore from here, but the forest is easy to get lost in.

Black Forest - A forest infamous for stories of lost researchers and strange occurrences. A few landmarks inside have been identified and categorized, but it remains difficult to locate them again. Enter at your own risk.

Boiler Room - A room with an old boiler, as well a supply of cleaning supplies and maintenance tools. While the boiler is out of use now that modern systems are in place, it can burn hot enough to start fires.

Sleep Lab - A room with three beds and some monitoring equipment. Seems like it is intended for monitoring dreams. Also seems like a comfy place to sleep.

Anomaly Hall - A hallway containing three strange, yet harmless, anomalies.

Library - A library that appears to be fairly old, filled with several books about the supernatural, both fact and fiction. Some are older than others, and many are filled with blacked-out text.

Security Office - An office by the entrance of the building, where the security personnel usually spend their time in case something tries to break in. It has several lockers, a couple CCTV feeds on a monitor, and various other trinkets.

Whisper Valley Archives - A room housing a variety of files and leftover items from the Whisper Valley Historical Society. They are very well organized, and can be easily found with a reference number. You can look for a random file too, but don’t expect much.

Classified Files - A smaller offshoot of the Whisper Valley Archives, with a higher level required to access. Contains more files, somewhat stranger ones too.

Museum Hall - A hallway containing many old objects and displays. The most notable being an anomalous pipe, but other cases and pedestals contain everything from ancient texts to masks.

Gate #1 - A security gate by the front entrance, containing a few CCTV feeds and a locked cabinet. Not much else of use.

Gate #2 - A security gate by the tunnel leading underground. Contains what appears to be a variety of emergency equipment.

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Fountain - A grimy fountain just outside the back of the building. Appears to be damaged and no longer functional, though you get the feeling that at one point it was very nice.

Arboretum - A large greenhouse, the interior wrapped in thorny vines. Housing a variety of plant-based experiments, low-risk anomalies, and regular plants, you can find most known botanical life here, though maybe it's possible to find some… unique specimens as well?

Climate Controls - A control panel used to manipulate the climate in the Arboretum, including heat, water level, and the dispensing of pesticides and herbicides.

Botany Lab - A laboratory dedicated to the study and breeding of plant life. Contains a variety of equipment, soil, fertilizers, and gardening tools. Maybe you can grow your own plants?

Black Forest - A forest infamous for stories of lost researchers and strange occurrences. A few landmarks inside have been identified and categorized, but it remains difficult to locate them again. Enter at your own risk.

Waiting Room - A relatively uninteresting room with a front desk and some seating. Probably contains office supplies and a couple magazines.

Decontamination - A room that releases a gas that instantly cleans your body and equipment. It logs its usage for the night however, to prevent any shenanigans.

Chem Lab - A laboratory with a variety of chemicals and equipment with which to use them. A door sits off to the side, requiring Access Level 4. It is covered in radiation warning stickers.

Aux. Bathrooms - A set of unisex bathrooms for the Auxiliary Building. Sinks and toilets, what else do you need?

Archaeology Lab - An laboratory belonging to the Archaeological Team. Its walls and desks are lined with a variety of strange artifacts you don't recognize, and shelves contain various historical books and research notes. The desk belonging to the team leader is locked, and a fossil sits on top.

Observatory - An observatory located a short distance up the mountain. Its oversized telescope points skyward, and several notes and charts regarding celestial bodies and phenomena sit scattered about.

Geology Lab - A laboratory dedicated to the study of stone samples and the composition of the nearby earth. Contains drills, chisels, picks, and other means of examining stone. Lots of rocks too.

Boathouse - A quaint, old boathouse by the dock. It appears to be locked via a physical key, and not an access level like most of the facility.

Mirror Lake - A lake to the northwest of the facility, accompanied by a boathouse and a small dock. The lake is known for its still, reflective waters, immense depth, and reports of something moving in the water, despite the fact that there are no fish in mirror lake.

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Main Elevator - An elevator that takes you upstairs to the Historical Society. It is fairly spacious, likely to aid in the transport of anomalies.

Facility Lobby - A spacious lobby containing a front desk and a large carpet depicting the Bureau’s logo. A door at one end, behind the desk, leads to the Director’s Office, though his receptionist appears to be out.

Shuttle Line - A tunnel for a shuttle that facilities quick transport from the Auxiliary Building to the rest of the facility. You can walk along the tracks, but you might get run over, for obvious reasons.

Station 2 - A rail station for the shuttle, this one on the side of the main facility. There are some benches to sit in while you wait. The Lab Zero entrance is here, firmly sealed up.

Station 1 - A rail station for the shuttle, this one on the side of the main facility. There are some benches to sit in while you wait. There is a facility map on the wall.

Lounge - A bar built into the facility for employees who live on-site. Food and drink are free, but abuse of this privilege is discouraged. It’s furnished with bar stools and booths alike.

Kitchen - A professional bar kitchen with a variety of implements, attached to the Employee Lounge. You can prepare food here if you want, but accidents are known to occur, so stay safe.

Service Elevator - A larger elevator that seems to go deeper below ground. It is currently out of order, though the doors still open, so be careful.

Receiving Bay - The room where new Anomalies are delivered to the facility. Connects to the upper levels via a road tunnel, but it's a bit of a walk

Lab Passage - A small passage between rooms, with some seating and tables. There’s not much going on here and you get the sense

Morgue - A morgue containing several cadavers in various states and an autopsy table, along with several tools for medical analysis and dissection.

Killing Game Lab - A laboratory dedicated to researching the link between Killing Games and anomalous phenomena.

Anomaly Lab - A laboratory dedicated to studying anomalies. Contains some monitoring equipment, computers, and several containment cells. Contains the corpse of Liz Grayson.

Dispatch - A room where dispatchers use a variety of equipment to communicate with other agents. You can use the intercom here to remotely make an announcement to other rooms.

Counter-Terrorism - A department dedicated to combating the Crimson Eye, an evil criminal organization opposing the Bureau. You can find materials and information regarding the Crimson Eye here, as well as some recovered technology.

Bathrooms - It’s a bathroom. Feel free to use the toilet. No notes.

Armory - A room filled with lethal weaponry, such as guns, energy weapons, and explosives. Access is largely restricted to higher ranking agents.

Holding Cell - A relatively low-security containment room to hold troublemakers or the occasionally possessed until they calm down. Anyone who assisted in a murder or caused too much damage will end up here temporarily.

Facility Jail - A room for the guard assigned to the Holding Cell to spend their time in. There’s a desk and an evidence locker, though the latter is locked.

Anomaly Records - A room where the Bureau keeps its physical copies of records in case of problems with the facility database. Requires high access and the BPI-XXXX number of the anomaly to properly search.

Control Department - The workplace of the team assigned to contain and control Anomalies. Contains a couple weapons, and many notes on Anomaly strengths and weaknesses.

Lab Zero - ACCESS RESTRICTED - DEPARTMENT WILL REMAIN SEALED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FOR EMPLOYEE SAFETY.

Break Room - A room with some tables and chairs for staff on break. Also contains a small kitchen with cutlery, a toaster oven, a microwave, a coffee machine, a kettle, and a sink.

Leisure Center - A gymnasium meant for keeping agents both in shape and entertained. Contains a variety of workout equipment, sporting goods, and even a pool.

Locker Room - A room for employees to store their belongings. All the lockers are unlocked besides 3, which are locked with combination locks

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History Team

@Alan Wake
@Revy
@Indiana Jones (Old)
@Raregold
@Phenera
@Dr. Niles Crane
@Roxie Richter
@Walmart John Finalfantasy14
@Tinkaton
@Ciel

Survey Team

@Momoyo Himemushi
@Lita
@Lily
@Maximillion Pegasus
@Pea
@Chibi Ruby Rose
@Riki
@'Johnsohn Smithy'
@DxHustler3000

Research Team

@Morgan
@Izumi Konata
@Jack of Spades
@Rookie Journalist
@Bradimir Votvodk
@Goose
@Nashu Mhakaracca
@Giffany
@Columbo
@Dodo


NPCs

• Astrid
  
• Dexter Hexley
  
• Dr. Lyra Orpheus
  
• Gus Odeon
  
• Nancy Partridge & BPI-2300
  
• Spooks, The Magical Cat™
  

To start, I will be holding a free business consultation sermon in the Facility Lobby, B1F. Visitors seeking to economically or emotionally self-actualize will be moneypilled. Be prepared - your competency will be assessed. Winners will benefit hugely.

what the fuck? did anyone hear that?

I feel like it's been much longer than one night usually is, but perhaps the arms race to finish children's card games quickly have warped my perception of time.

I still don't know who any of you are.