Here's my KG secret...

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I... actually wasn't planning to Astrid max until day 3

And, 3 reasons why Mai is my favorite
1. She's cheeky and fun
2. Adorable foxgirl that's super cute
3. Fun name

01. Draw art of the KG Character | Reward [ 2000 EX ]
03. Pick a KG NPCs and explain what they would wear for Halloween / why | Reward [ 50 EX ]
05. Create a meme that relates to one of your fellow KG players | Reward [ 500 EX ]
06.Make a lorepost about your character | Reward [ 500 EX ]
08. Create a music playlist that relates to '23 & Nancy (Min 5 songs) | Reward [ 500 EX ]
09. Give 3 reasons why @Mai Deposits is your favorite character | Reward [ 150 EX ]

01. & 05. & 06.

The following lorepost is not canon.
If found, please notify your handler and take your shitpost repellent tablets issued by your Staffing Officer.

MISSION LOG: 80085-B
DISPATCH: EVERYONE FUCK IT
LOCAL TIME: 69:69

Hey, I have a question.
You do?
Uh, yeah. Do I get fined if I lose the company car?
...You lost the car?
No, I ejected from it. The brakes failed on me.
...THEN I lost it.
God damn it, where are you? I'll send for extraction, just go ahead and-
Oh, nevermind, hang on, I think I see something in the corn fields over there.

...

It's just a little lever.
What the hell do you mean a lever? Like, just one you pull on?
Yeah. There's a little piece of paper on it that says "do not pull under any circumstances." It looks pretty ratty.
I'm gonna pull it.
Agent I shouldn't have to tell you not to do tha-

HALT! I AM NATE THE SNAKE, GUARDIAN OF THE LEVER
JESUS FUCK, what? Are you an Anomaly??
HEAR ME WELL, MORTAL! THAT LEVER WILL DESTROY THE EARTH IF IT IS PULLED! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE WILL BILLOW FROM THE NINE HELLS THEMSELVES! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE!
What th- How long have you been here?? The fuck do you mean it destroys the earth, its just sitting there!
YOUR FEAR IS WELL FOUNDED, FOR I AM AN ANCIENT BEING MADE TO GUARD THIS SPOT FOR ALL TIME. GO NOW, ENJOY YOUR FLEETING LIFE AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LEVER!!
No, I don't think you understand, I'm an Agent with the BPI, my car got away from me and I-

-You hear the rising sound of a roaring engine, followed by a close dodge and a loud THUNKing sound as the runaway car crushes Nate underneath its massive metal frame.-

...I found the car?
What just happened?? Hello?!?
It crushed the little snake guy. I guess it showed itself back in, better late than never.

...Or should I say, better NATE THAN LEVER.

03. Gus would dress up like Patrick from Spongebob. He shares a similar sense of humor as well as the figure to convincingly pull off the look.

08. This playlist contains a Redline Break. Its a good movie.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv3aa...pzSmq_srVX

09.

1. Mai Deposits has a funny name. Did laugh 10/10.
2. Mai Deposits has a lot of money. This is good for morale.
3. She will play in Casino KG (pending 2k25).

Here, have my cat Roxie! She's a cutie but she can't stop her claws from scratching people

My KG secret:

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morgan when you saw me t-posing on night 5 i was copying your keycard

DARKEST KG SECRET give me ex pl0x

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I didn't actually know what I was doing when I let gus out. I wanted the master access code and he wasn't gonna give it to me unless I set him free. He even said I could join the crimbos but I didn't act on it.

thank you for your secrets. I promise i wont tell anyone hm?
This will just be between me, you, and the anyone who clicks the spoiler button to read your post.

Reward granted!

09. Give 3 reasons why @Mai Deposits is your favorite character | Reward [ 150 EX ]

1. Fluffy tail
2. Fluffy ears
3. Fluffy soul

01. Draw art of the KG Character | Reward [ 2000 EX ]

Uh-oh, word has it that a crack team of professional infiltrators is about. They might even be able to infiltrate your EXP accounts, so you'd better give it all to Mai for safekeeping, hm hm~.

Here's my KG secret...

Spoiler: Show

I... actually wasn't planning to Astrid max until day 3

And, 3 reasons why Mai is my favorite
1. She's cheeky and fun
2. Adorable foxgirl that's super cute
3. Fun name

Hmmm it this secret or random fact?



Fu fu fu.... you are .... correct I am very cute and fun. EX to be deposited!

01. Draw art of the KG Character | Reward [ 2000 EX ]
03. Pick a KG NPCs and explain what they would wear for Halloween / why | Reward [ 50 EX ]
05. Create a meme that relates to one of your fellow KG players | Reward [ 500 EX ]
06.Make a lorepost about your character | Reward [ 500 EX ]
08. Create a music playlist that relates to '23 & Nancy (Min 5 songs) | Reward [ 500 EX ]
09. Give 3 reasons why @Mai Deposits is your favorite character | Reward [ 150 EX ]

01. & 05. & 06.

The following lorepost is not canon.
If found, please notify your handler and take your shitpost repellent tablets issued by your Staffing Officer.

MISSION LOG: 80085-B
DISPATCH: EVERYONE FUCK IT
LOCAL TIME: 69:69

Hey, I have a question.
You do?
Uh, yeah. Do I get fined if I lose the company car?
...You lost the car?
No, I ejected from it. The brakes failed on me.
...THEN I lost it.
God damn it, where are you? I'll send for extraction, just go ahead and-
Oh, nevermind, hang on, I think I see something in the corn fields over there.

...

It's just a little lever.
What the hell do you mean a lever? Like, just one you pull on?
Yeah. There's a little piece of paper on it that says "do not pull under any circumstances." It looks pretty ratty.
I'm gonna pull it.
Agent I shouldn't have to tell you not to do tha-

HALT! I AM NATE THE SNAKE, GUARDIAN OF THE LEVER
JESUS FUCK, what? Are you an Anomaly??
HEAR ME WELL, MORTAL! THAT LEVER WILL DESTROY THE EARTH IF IT IS PULLED! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE WILL BILLOW FROM THE NINE HELLS THEMSELVES! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE!
What th- How long have you been here?? The fuck do you mean it destroys the earth, its just sitting there!
YOUR FEAR IS WELL FOUNDED, FOR I AM AN ANCIENT BEING MADE TO GUARD THIS SPOT FOR ALL TIME. GO NOW, ENJOY YOUR FLEETING LIFE AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LEVER!!
No, I don't think you understand, I'm an Agent with the BPI, my car got away from me and I-

-You hear the rising sound of a roaring engine, followed by a close dodge and a loud THUNKing sound as the runaway car crushes Nate underneath its massive metal frame.-

...I found the car?
What just happened?? Hello?!?
It crushed the little snake guy. I guess it showed itself back in, better late than never.

...Or should I say, better NATE THAN LEVER.

03. Gus would dress up like Patrick from Spongebob. He shares a similar sense of humor as well as the figure to convincingly pull off the look.

08. This playlist contains a Redline Break. Its a good movie.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv3aa...pzSmq_srVX

09.

1. Mai Deposits has a funny name. Did laugh 10/10.
2. Mai Deposits has a lot of money. This is good for morale.
3. She will play in Casino KG (pending 2k25).

Oh wow.... you did many tasks.... I will need to investigate your work!

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01. Draw art of the KG Character - I dont know about ...best ...detective, but I like how u can jump. Very athletic hm? I will give 2000 EX to the total.



03. Pick a KG NPCs and explain what they would wear for Halloween / why - Hmmmmmmm I do not think Mr. Gus would be Patrick for Halloween.... You're not just trying to give me a random answer just for the reward now are you? I will only give you.....25 EX for that one. Perhaps if you have Mr. Gus come here and agree to your claim I will change my mind....

05. Create a meme that relates to one of your fellow KG players I see not the fellow KG player.... perhaps I will give ... 100EX.



06.Make a lorepost about your character - Lore post but non-cannon? I will give 499 EX because the last ex is also non-cannon to my promise.

08. Create a music playlist that relates to '23 & Nancy (Min 5 songs) - Redline is good movie but it is not a song. I will give... 400EX.



09. Give 3 reasons why @Mai Deposits is your favorite character - You are correct I am funny and rich hm? Perhaps for the right price I will play at your Casino.

For now I will deposit [ 3174 EX ] to your account.

Collect my EX :MaiEXplz:

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"And then I blocked the seal with one of Jack's creatures, creating a barrier that no one can pass, delaying the seal's opening another day longer.

...Don't I have egg on my face? Giffany was one of the few people who knew about that plan.
Heh heh.
I hope it was worth it."

When Columbo said this in his last testimony, I genuinely didn't know what he was talking about. If he told me about this plan, I had forgotten about it by the time submissions opened

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Kevin is important to my lore.

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DxHustler is a blood relative of BPI-1000. 1000 refers to them as "Blood of Pengellerth"*, and the Bureau documentation for Mx Griffin (shown in the post where they infiltrate the facility) hints towards their ancestral heritage.

It's likely that some of the original Celtic populace were kept as slaves after the Roman conquest. Hustler must have descended from them.

*Currently, Hustler's hometown is known as Pengellert, but 1000 refers to it as Pengellerth. Interesting.

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Originally my night 2 attempt involved using the void rifle to shoot through the wall of the Sleep Lab during the experiment because I knew multiple people would be there, but I also knew who would be there, and I didn't want to upset anyone with a kinda targeted kill so early in the game. Game would be a lot different if I sniped Konata or Phenera and the seal didn't get revealed that night

oh, i have a KG secret.

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I did infact attempt to contact Dodo. Night 5, I left this note in his room - yet it was never found by him.

This post was last modified: Sep 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM by Lita.

did quest 05 and made a shitpost meme about alan wake being left out of abyss team all the time

might be big so cut: Show

Here, have my cat Roxie! She's a cutie but she can't stop her claws from scratching people

09. Give 3 reasons why @Mai Deposits is your favorite character | Reward [ 150 EX ]

1. Fluffy tail
2. Fluffy ears
3. Fluffy soul

01. Draw art of the KG Character | Reward [ 2000 EX ]

Uh-oh, word has it that a crack team of professional infiltrators is about. They might even be able to infiltrate your EXP accounts, so you'd better give it all to Mai for safekeeping, hm hm~.

Woah!! Impressive trio!!
1. A Good Cat, she seems to be running away hm? [+ 100]
2. All correct facts yet again!! A fluffy [+150]
3. Woah, very good art. This picture is also in my favorite color.............. +2050

Collect my EX :MaiEXplz:

Very cute art! Sugar will be pleased when I tell her hm? +2000

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"And then I blocked the seal with one of Jack's creatures, creating a barrier that no one can pass, delaying the seal's opening another day longer.

...Don't I have egg on my face? Giffany was one of the few people who knew about that plan.
Heh heh.
I hope it was worth it."

When Columbo said this in his last testimony, I genuinely didn't know what he was talking about. If he told me about this plan, I had forgotten about it by the time submissions opened

kg secret: Show

Kevin is important to my lore.

kg secret: Show

DxHustler is a blood relative of BPI-1000. 1000 refers to them as "Blood of Pengellerth"*, and the Bureau documentation for Mx Griffin (shown in the post where they infiltrate the facility) hints towards their ancestral heritage.

It's likely that some of the original Celtic populace were kept as slaves after the Roman conquest. Hustler must have descended from them.

*Currently, Hustler's hometown is known as Pengellert, but 1000 refers to it as Pengellerth. Interesting.

KG Secret: Show

Originally my night 2 attempt involved using the void rifle to shoot through the wall of the Sleep Lab during the experiment because I knew multiple people would be there, but I also knew who would be there, and I didn't want to upset anyone with a kinda targeted kill so early in the game. Game would be a lot different if I sniped Konata or Phenera and the seal didn't get revealed that night

oh, i have a KG secret.

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I did infact attempt to contact Dodo. Night 5, I left this note in his room - yet it was never found by him.

So many Secrets! Thank you for all of your information. I promise I will not sell any of it for more EX.
I will now give you all random amount of EX for the true Gatcha experience.

did quest 05 and made a shitpost meme about alan wake being left out of abyss team all the time

might be big so cut: Show

Good meme. You did well. + 500

The left one counts as an image drawn of a KG character right?

13. Give us your best impression of a different KG character | Reward 100 EX ]

Ah, it's always nice to see another self-made millionaire with an entrepreneurial spirit, Mai Deposits. I'm glad you hired me, DxHustler, to give one of my world famous Business Sermons for your event. I can impart a lot of wisdom to help everyone survive in this doggie dog world

01. Draw art of the KG Character | Reward [ 2000 EX ]

BPI-3987 - CELL PHONE GIRL?
No no the only BPI i am is Busy Perusing InformationRegardingMakingEvenMoreExThenIAlreadyDo :}

ok but if she was (does Mai Deposits count as a KG character)