Hey sorry I've been gone for so long I got in some trouble. Need to get out of here quick, the headhunters are out for me. No images this time.

The Nintendo Switch 2 will be released in April 2025. It is coming. Miyamoto-san tell me so. They have been delaying for so long because they want a strong launch line up after they learned their mistake with the Playstation 5. A lot of info is already out there about the console just Google Youtube for it. Instead I will talk about the new games.

Within the first 4 months the following games will be released:

• Mario Maker 3 Mario Wonder $5 DLC
  
• Super Mario Odyssey 2
  
• Mario Kart 9 with new character
  
• Animal Crossing: Home Heart
  
• Splatoon 5 (Splatoon 4 is still planned for Nintendo Switch 1 release October)
  
• Metroid Prime 4
  
• Metroid Prime Trilogy Remaster
  
• F-Zero No Game
  
• Super Smash Bros.: Final Fight with new Director Hideaki Itsuno-san
  
• ARMS 2
  
• Frosh, new IP about fish management
  

Very important feature not many are talking about next is Nintendo doubling down on fun for whole family. With the new finger print scanner you can unlock Adult Mode which will allow access to web only store. Only for Super Gamer over 18+. It check with police record.

• Neptunia Trilogy will release on Switch 2 after ban on Switch 1
  
• Senran Kagura 7even
  
• Meet and Fuck Mushroom Kingdom
  
• Waluigi Gets Fucked in the Ass
  
• Super Smash Bros.: Final Night where you can pair up any heterosexual couple from the game and watch
  
• Hoshi no Kirby: Help I'm Inside Him, Masahiro Sakurai-san work on this instead
  
• Yoshi's Island Soft Egg Smells
  
• FEET
  
• Pixiv Web Browser

im excited for Nintendo Labo 2: Go Play In The Garbage

i think this guy might be lying because i thought they were just rereleasing mario kart 8 again

they revealed Mario Kart 9 today

i think this might be real