"It's me! Your fucking navigator Akira Kogami~! By now you already know that one of you RUINED my fucking birthday and you still want me to fucking testify! You pieces of shit~!
Whichever one of you did this, go choke on a whole potato and die~!!"
"Alright, whatever, day three of my production diary. Yeah, so basicaaally I went over to the purple building to get some decorating supplies for the party from the
General Store and the
Schoolhouse. On the way over there's
Elster going between the yellow and orange buildings, there's
Hifumi, then there's
Partitio coming out of the General Store, who apparently got me... A vegetable field for my birthday, I guess? Yeah, thanks a lot buddy. While I was there I also figured what the hell, may as well interview someone for the production diary, so when I saw
Momoyo in the
Sheriff's Office I had her record a little message.
That isn't important at all. Don't worry about it kids. No seriously don't fucking worry about it while we have real problems to worry about, god."
"Wait actually come to think of it, she was specifically having a looksies in the
Jail Cell. Is that anything?
Whatcha lookin' at in there last night, Momoyo?"
"Anyway~! I saw
Neil Marshall going into the
General Store a little before that where he got me some super pretty pearl earrings~!"
"...You know what, fine. You can have some real sincerity and emotional vulnerability or whatever from me, no bullshit. Last night sucked ass and so has today, so thanks for that Neil. Getting something nice from a dashing and handsome guy made me feel a bit less like wet dogfood."
"Whatever, I see
Kroos as I was leaving the purple building, I try to head into the
Saloon through the
Gun Shop, buuut like you already know, it's locked down
and King of Clubs jumps me with a pickaxe and tries to shank me. No fucking class, I swear. Then there's
Nico walking in there, then I see
Honoka with
McJango so I go down to give her a piece of my mind about what a shitshow her production is turning into."
"Buuut yeah, it can't be helped at this point. 'This is that, that's this, and never the twine shall meet' or whatever it is Roland keeps saying. So yeah, sussy
Reginald comes and we just play cards, all the rest of the night, so literally like half of it until I went to bed, we get
Lynne and Ace dealt in, we get
Neil and he gives me my birthday present, eventually we get
Strong Bad. Yeah, it was what it was, you know?"
"..."
"....."
"--...Oh yeah. Bye-nee."